(Naruto the No-Life-King)

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"Master I am moving in on the target" spoke the voice of Seras Victoria. Seras is a young woman with short, blonde-colored hair and blue eyes, which turn red when she becomes enraged, although she herself was unaware of this. She has a voluptuous figure, further accentuated by her being shorter than most of her allies. Although she's physically short, her breast well endowed. She usually wears a tight yellow Hellsing uniform with a short skirt, long white stockings, and tall brown boots.

Her master had ordered her to investigate a disturbance that he had sensed inside of the Hellsing grounds. She figured he was just being lazy and had sent her to investigate the disturbance so that he could sit on his thrown in his little underground lair. 'He is so lazy some times' thought Seras as she continued to run towards the disturbance.

'You know I can still hear you police girl' spoke an ominous voice in her head that held a deep tone. The tone was one that only a being as old as her master could have, and the underlining threat even when he was not threatening someone was only capable by beings that had lived a life as long and as cruel as his own.

'Oh, uhhmmm, sorry master I will find the disturbance as soon as possible' thought Seras as she continued to run towards the disturbance.

It took her ten minutes to locate the disturbance and another five minutes to get to it. What she found was not what she had been expecting. Sitting in a large crater was a boy, about twelve or thirteen years old. He had long blond hair that framed his face very nicely, and gave him a wild looked thanks to how shaggy it was. He was muscular no doubt, but the muscle was more for a runner or swimmer than someone who went to the gym trying to get those results. The two things that struck Seras the most was for one there was a large hole in the boy's chest were his heart use to be, and he was completely naked, and if Seras was being completely honest with herself had to admit he was very well endowed down there.

"It looks like you found something very interesting police girl" spoke that same ominous voice that was inside of her head, but now she could actually hear it with her ears. She looked back and saw her master, the immortal vampire Alucard, AKA Count Dracula.

As commonly seen among Vampires, Alucard's appearance bears, and shows no visible signs of aging. His eyes are blood red, and they glow a brighter hue of red when his glasses are off. His hair changes lengths according to his release states from short to knee length. His usual outfit is comprised mainly in a classic Victorian fashion, including a charcoal suit, leather riding boots, and a flamboyant, intricately knotted red cravat, covered by a full-length, red frock overcoat, with a cape. He also wears a red fedora hat with a wide, floppy brim and a pair of circular, heavily tinted, wire-framed orange sunglasses with goggle sidings. Alucard's gloves have five pointed seals on them which limit the personal use of his powers.

"What should we do master" asked Victoria as she looked up at her master. She was surprised to see the thoughtful look on his face, and momentarily wondered what he could be thinking about. It was not his style after all to care if someone was dying or not as he was usually the one causing the death.

"He interests me. There is something about him that is just telling me that he will make this night perfect" spoke Alucard, but his tone almost turned to a animalistic purr, but this purr was coming from an interested predator that wanted to play with its food for a while longer. Seras just gulped and looked her master in those deathly eyes, and wondered what he wanted her to do. "Well why have you not turned him yet? He is dying very quickly from blood loss, and I am amazed he has not bleed to death by now with him missing his heart and all" spoke Alucard as he looked Seras in the eyes.

"You want me to turn him" asked Seras in a shocked voice. She had never even tasted blood before, and now her master was ordering her to turn another living human, although not for long if left alone, into a monster like them.

"Yes, or would you prefer he died out here" spoke Alucard, but his tone told her it was not a question. His tone told her she would see a side of him that she could only prey she never saw if she didn't do as he said and soon.

Seras nodded her head, and looked down at the dying boy. She slowly lifted him up, and moved his hair away from his neck. She was nervous which was to be expected, and slowly lowered her head down until her fangs sunk into his neck. She could not explain how much her body loved the feeling of fresh blood coursing through her body for the first time. It was like ecstasy, but she controlled herself, although it took all of her will power. When she pulled away she watched in amazement as the wound in his chest area started to close up instantly.

"Did he make it" asked Seras as she looked down at her first and only fledgling. She was shocked when some of his physical features began to change. First his hair turned snow white, his skin turned slightly paler, and the whisker markings on his face turned more into black triangular lines on his face (Just like Tobirama's markings).

"It looks like the change is complete" spoke Alucard as he smiled down on his fledgling and her first ever fledgling. He was sure that whatever happened that this boy would be very interesting.

"Master what happened to him? Why did his hair and some of his other features change" asked Seras as she picked up her new charge. He was surprisingly light for a guy with as much muscle mass as he had.

"Some people take to the change differently than others. Some come out looking like bat/human hybrids when things really turn south. I am not sure what causes the change, but it was very interesting so who am I to complain" spoke Alucard as he gave Seras his famous vampire smirk. Seras just sighed, but then she saw Walter coming, and straightened up immediately.

Walter is a skinny older man who wears standard butler attire with white gloves and has black hair worn in a ponytail. His eyes are grey. He wears a monocle over his left eye, and occasionally wears black gloves in combat.

"You really are on a role this month aren't you Alucard? Not only did you turn Seras, now you have her turning others. You aren't planning on creating your own little vampire army now are you Alucard" spoke Walter in a joking voice, which caused Alucard to grin from ear to ear.

"Ha, as if. I am not one of those fucking Nazi's who were trying to do the same during World War 2. When I saw him I just knew he would be interesting, so I had Seras here turn him. I can't wait to see what type of person he is when he wakes up" spoke Alucard as he looked up at the red moon. It was very soothing to him, and it also had the bonus effect of making him even stronger.

"You know Sir Integra is going to shout at you all night for having your fledgling turn another person into a vampire right? I wouldn't doubt her even ordering you to exterminate him on the spot as soon as she found out" spoke Walter as he shrugged his shoulders in an 'I don't care' type of way.

"I have ways of dealing with Sir Integra don't you worry about that. It will take some persuading, but I am sure I can make her see things my way, and who knows maybe the boy will become a valuable asset to the Hellsing Organization" spoke Alucard as he looked from Walter, to the newest vampire, and then to his own fledgling the police girl.

"Seras take our newest gest and place him in a coffin, and then place him in one of the underground rooms. You are to stay with him until he wakes up is that clear" spoke Alucard as he looked at Seras with those blood red eyes.

"Yes master" shouted Seras as she picked up the newest vampire and ran off towards the Hellsing estate. Alucard always got a laugh at how fast she could move when she was trying to get away from him.

"You know what to do Walter" spoke Alucard as he looked back over at the Hellsing butler. The butler just smirked a smirk that only a trained killer could make.

"Yes Alucard I will start to make his weapons immediately" spoke Walter as he began walking towards the Hellsing manner in a casual stroll. Alucard was curious about the 'weapons' bit, but decided the best surprise is the surprise that you wait for to surprise you.

When Alucard got back to the manor he was not surprised to see his master standing in her office with a pissed off look in her face. Her aggravation only increased when she noticed that he had entered her office without giving her prior knowledge and was just watching her.

"I have come to your call my master" spoke Alucard, but if you listened closely you would have heard the mocking tone in his voice. Thankfully she did not hear it or else everyone in the entire manor would have heard her yelling at him.

"Why is there another vampire in my house" shouted Integra as she looked at Alucard with a look that could have killed some, but luckily Alucard was not someone you could just kill like that, and to the shock of no one he just grinned at her anger.

"I thought he would be interesting, so I had the police girl change him, besides we needed to find out how he got inside of the grounds without anyone knowing, and we couldn't do that if he was dead" spoke Alucard as he smirked at his master's irritated looking face.

"If he sets even one foot out of line he will be terminated" spoke Integra with dead practically radiating off of her in waves so thick that it even surprised Alucard.

"Of course my master" spoke Alucard as he fazed out of the room.

(The Next Day)

"Uhggg, where am I" asked Naruto as he looked around the room. It was basically a bare square room completely covered with thick black stones. He was surprised that he was lying in a coffin, but not overly so. For some reason he could not remember who he was, besides his name.

"Looks like you are finally awake" spoke a deep voice coming from the left side of his bed. He was surprised to see a man that had not previously been there standing there with a smirk on his face like he was waiting for something.

"Uhmmm, hello, whoever you are, do you know what happened to me" asked Naruto as he looked into the glowing red eyes that oddly reminded him of something, but he couldn't place his finger on what it was.

"I am Alucard, a vampire, and a servant of the Hellsing family. We found you on the grounds inside of the Hellsing manor, and we brought you here. We don't know what happened to you, but when we found you there was a giant hole where your heart used to be. If it was not for my fledgling, which is sleeping when she is supposed to be waiting for you to awaken, you would have died. Congratulations you are now a vampire fledgling" spoke Alucard with a big grin on his face showing rows of razor sharp teeth. He was surprised when Naruto didn't even bat an eyelash at the recent information that he had received.

"What is a vampire" asked Naruto as he looked at the oddly dressed man with a look of confusion upon his face. He was wondering why he couldn't remember anything besides how to do certain things, his name, and other things that everyone knew.

"How is it that you have never even heard of vampires before" asked Alucard as he gave Naruto a long hard look as he tried to detect if Naruto was lying to him. He was surprised when he found no deceit in Naruto's words.

"I don't know, I probably did know what a vampire was at one point, but now I only remember my name, and none of my past. I am Naruto, Naruto Uzumaki, and you are" asked Naruto as he smiled at Alucard. His eyes were whine red now, instead of the previous sky blue, and they really made his white hair pop out.

"So you have lost your memories, how interesting. We will have to see if we cannot find a way to jog your memories, but until then welcome to the Hellsing organization" spoke Alucard as he went to shake Naruto's hand. Naruto instantly grabbed it and shook back.

"What is the Hellsing organization, and what will I be doing" asked Naruto, but he was surprised when a tough looking woman with a sizable bust walked in and started talking in a strict commanding tone.

"You will be hunting down and illuminating any and all freaks you come across. The Hellsing organization has been eliminating these freaks for hundreds of years and we have been keeping England safe from the supernatural ever since our founding, by putting our faith and efforts in the hands of our lord" spoke the woman as she strolled in. She was looking at him with what he believed to be annoyance, but he just ignored it and asked the question that was forming in his mind.

"What about the 'freaks' that are not doing anything wrong? Do you just go around killing things just because they are different than you? If so then all you are is an organization of purists that are eradicating entire species just because they are different than you" spoke Naruto as he looked at the woman with hard eyes.

Integra for her part was shocked at the question. It was true that she had never actually tried to talk to any of the 'freaks' so maybe it was possible that some of them were not hostile. It started to make her question herself, but she quickly shoved the thoughts forming in her head to the back of her mind so that she could focus on the task at hand.

"We eliminate the freaks that terrorize England and nothing more nothing less. You will be initiated into the Hellsing organization and trained to combat these monsters. I believe Walter is very interested in showing you what he has made for you" spoke Integra as she left the room in a hurry.

"Well you really are very interesting" spoke Alucard as he watched his master leave in a hurry. He saw Naruto about to say something, but then Walter walked in with Seras who was carrying a large case that was as tall as she was. Alucard also noticed that Walter was taking very good care of the case in his own hands.

"Ahhhhh, so you are finally awake. I have made some very powerful weapons just for you" spoke Walter as he threw Naruto one of the suitcases. When Naruto gave him a confused look Walter decided to elaborate. "We didn't have any clothes for you here so we had to have you some made. Put them on and when you are done I will give you your new weapons" spoke Walter as he ushered everyone out of Naruto's room while he got dressed.

When they finally were allowed to go back in Naruto's room they were shocked (except of Alucard obviously) at the sight before them. Naruto was wearing a long, blue-and-red coat with the Hellsing insignia sewn into both shoulders. He was also wearing a red zip-up hoodie/vest underneath this coat, a navy muscle-shirt beneath that, and a pair of dark blue pants. Naruto had on two rings on his left hand: one on his index finger that has the emblem of the Hellsing organization on its face, and another on his ring finger which has a rose design on its face, identical to the designs on his belt buckle, coat clasp, and coat buttons. He has white hair brushed down and wine red eyes, similar to Alucard's eyes.

"Wow you look like a young master" spoke Seras as she looked from Naruto to Alucard and then back again. She was very shocked at the similarities between them and if she didn't know any better would have sworn that Naruto was related to Alucard in some way.

"Thanks I guess" spoke Naruto as he rubbed the back of his head and gave a goofy smile.

"Yes you cleaned up very well. I am glad I decided to base your outfit on Alucard's. Now that you are dressed let's move on to your new weapons that I to the liberty of personally designing. The first is called Rebellion which is a massive broadsword with a heavy double-edged blade, notched on both sides near the tip, and made form an adamantium and holy silver metal mix which should kill any freak you come across. In its dormant form, the pommel is a single spike, but after awakening it splits open into several. The grip is plain, but the guard is skeletal, with a skull-design on each side leading to the rib cage from which the blade emerges; on one side of the blade, the skull is that of a human, while the other uses a horned demon's skull. Initially, the crosstree is folded in against the ribs, but when you unleash your vampiric powers they extend" spoke Walter as he watched as Seras gave Naruto the case she had been luging around. When he opened it up, he was very shocked and so was everyone else in the room.

"My my Walter you have really outdone yourself" spoke Alucard as he looked down at the sword Naruto was holding like a paper weight. He still found it funny that the boy was not completely shocked at everything that was happening around him like others who are turned into vampires.

"Well I do aim to please" spoke Walter as he watched Naruto take a few practice swings. He could instantly tell that they boy had had swordsmen training by the way he swung it as could Alucard.

"Thanks Walter this sword is amazing" spoke Naruto as he placed the sword on his back where a small strap held it in place.

"You're welcome, now on to the next weapon. Ebony & Ivory are both M1911-style handguns chambered for the .45 ACP round, and boast a plethora of customized features:

Both pistols have been modified with pivot-style triggers as opposed to the 1911's usual straight-pull trigger

Both feature custom sight systems; Ebony uses a set of target sights, while Ivory uses a pair of combat sights

Both feature ported muzzle compensators that reduce recoil and counteract muzzle flip. Both barrels are extend through the compensators and are ported to match the cuts in the compensators.

Both use custom slides that have been noticeably thickened and reinforced along the slide travel rails and around the chamber and firing mechanism. The result is a slide that bears a resemblance to SIG-Sauer's M1911 line.

Rails have been bolted to the forward portion of both frames. These rails are used to hold the compensators in place.

Both use double-stack magazines with slam-pads.

Both have gold-plated magazine releases, hammers, safety switches and triggers.

Ebony features a hooked, two-handed trigger-guard, while Ivory uses a more traditional rounded trigger-guard.

Both weapons use ergonomic wood grips which are inlaid with portraits of Victorian women; as befits their names, Ebony's is dark-haired, and Ivory's is fair-haired.

Ebony's Ejection port is located on the left side of the weapon, as opposed to the right side (as Ebony is meant to be used left-handed, this causes spent brass to be ejected away from Naruto.) And to top it all of Ivory was made out of a holy silver and titanium mix, while Ebony was made out of a strange black metal that we extracted from a meteorite we found a few years back and holy silver mix" spoke Walter as he handed Naruto the small suit case that he had taken the liberty of lugging around himself. When Naruto took out the guns he was deeply impressed and started checking the sights and the weights that it took to handle them.

"They are perfect Walter" spoke Naruto as he put the guns back under his coat and then pulled them out in blinding speeds and aimed at the wall and imagined an imaginary foe.

"You're a natural at using those" spoke Alucard as he watched Naruto wield his new guns. He noticed that they looked a lot like his own guns and figured Walter must have based the design on his own guns just like he had done the outfit.

"Alucard I have a mission for you. You, your fledgling, and her fledgling are to report in my office immediately" spoke the voice over the intercom. Instantly Alucard vanished from sight.

"Come on we need to get to Sir Integra's office or else she is going to flip" spoke Seras as she grabbed Naruto's hand and they both started running towards Integra's office.

"Yes my master" spoke Naruto as he followed Seras through the maze of hallways and room. Seras was going to tell Naruto that he didn't have to call her that, but figured Alucard would have yelled at her for not being a true vampire again if she did, so she dropped it and speed up even more to reach Integra's office.

From that day on Naruto was a part of the elite team consisting of Alucard the leader, Seras the heavy gunner, and Naruto the clean sweep.