OK, this is my first songfic, based on the song "My Favourite Things" in the film "The Sound of Music". DISCLAIMER: If I was JK Rowling, i would so not be writing stuff on Fanfiction.

Curses and power and Mudbloods dying
Killing and torturing and Potter crying
Great ugly dragons with huge wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Sadness and grief and me winning
Chocolate and pasta and me grinning
Bellatrix Lestrange and her wedding ring
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in black dresses and long black tresses
Myself, who Nagini impresses
The end of the world and an emerald that sings
These are a few of my favorite things

When Bellatrix cries, when Potter wins
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad

Death and Destruction for Potter and friends
Long black cloaks in the latest trends
Nagini and Snape, who gave me wings.
These are a few of my favorite things

Rusty keys and warm pumpkin pie
Books about gardening, I don't know why
Roasted owls with dragon heartstrings
These are a few of my favorite things

Men in black robes with greasy black hair
Strawberries and blueberries and grizzly bears
Narcissa and Lucius and the joy murder brings
These are a few of my favorite things

When Dumbledore fights, when the Order wins
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad