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Hometext 8/01/02 -- made up date, because it was made a long time ago

Theme: Cherry Coke + Mitsukake = Not Good Chemistry…literally speaking.

*scene changes to mits' room*

Mits: Sleepy sleepy sleepy sleepy … *WHAM* Zzzzzzz

Chiri: *sitting in the circle chair in front of the window* o_o shes working too hard



Mitsukake: *sitting on Mits' bed* HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET HERE?!

Chiri: o_o;;…I dunno…

Mitsukake: …o.O okkayy…why are you here?

Chiri: …I dunno…

Mitsukake: WHO ARE YOU?!

Chiri: …you feeling okay?

Mitsukake: *really loud* JUUUUUST PEACHY! *throws away empty Cherry Coke 2-liter bottles* You?

Chiri: …Uhh…same…

Mitsukake: THAT'S SOOOO COOOOLLL!!!!! ^_^

Chiri: ……………………… *grabs pen off dresser and throws it at Mits* WAKE UP!!

Mitsukake: *old English voice* Once upon a time…

Chiri: …O_O…*throws book at Mits and it bounces off her* … dammit!

Mitsukake: … Little red riding hood went walking to her gramma's house …

Chiri: …O_O;;… *throws lamp at Mits* WWAKKKE UPPP!!!

Mitsukake: … My what big teeth you have!…

Chiri: ………*picks up dresser and throws it at mits* …… *mits starts drooling*…o.o

Mitsukake: This little piggie went to market, this piggie…

Chiri: O_O OMG WAKE UP BAKAAAA *starts chucking CDs at Mits*

Mitsukake: Mary had a little lamb…little lamb….LITTLE LAMB! …

Chiri: *pokes Mits*

Mits: *wakes up* Huh? *blink* When did you get here?!

Chiri: @_@ H-E-L-P ……… M-E!!

Mits: From what?

Chiri: *points at caffeine-high Mitsukake sitting on the bed, playing with her stuffed kitty*

Mitsukake: Meow! Meow! Meow! …… *stares at kitty* Tama? … TAMA!! *pets kitty* Pretty kitty…pretty kitty ^_^ Who wants to pet the pretty kitty ? I WANT TO PET THE PRETTY KITTY!!!!!

Chiri: *turns around* See what I mean?

Mits: … I see nothing wrong here.

Chiri: O_O You know, why the hell am I here anyway?

Mitsukake: Because you want to pet the pretty kitty! *really loud cat simulation* MEOW!

Chiri: Holy…O_O You know, I know my way out…so I guess I'm gonna lleeaveee…

Mitsukake: ……………………… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
O!!!!!!!!!!!!! *puts cat on his head and barricades door*

Chiri: *starting to cry* He's scaring me!!

Mits: *yawn* ……………………………………*WHAM!!* Zzzzzzzz …

Mitsukake: YOU WANT CHERRY COKE?!?!

Chiri: *turns around and stares at Mits drooling all over her computer table* …I think you drank it all…

Mitsukake: …oh yeah … BUT YOU CAN'T LEAVE!

Chiri: O_O … why…?

Mitsukake: …………………*long pause* …………*stares at chiri with big eyes* …………………YOU STILL HAVE TO PET THE PRETTY KITTY! PPPPPPPRRRREETTTTTY KITTTTTYYYYYYYYY……

Chiri: …*slowly leans over and picks up lamp* Um … I don't want to … *WHAM!!*

Mitsukake: @_@; …………………… Owwww… that hurt! *rubs head*

Chiri: *unplugs lamp and fwaps it over Mits' head too and yells in her ear* WWWWWWAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE …………………UUUUUUPPPPPPPPP! *puts bent lamp back* There we go.

Mits: *raises head really fast* SHUT UP BEFORE I BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF YOU AND KICK YOU ALL THE WAY DOWN TO YOUR HOUSE AND WE WILL MOVE AWAY FROM TOWN AND CHANGE MY PHONE NUMBER (…AGAIN…) AND LINCENSE NUMBER SO YOU WILL NEVER FIND MY SORRY ASS AGAIN! Mwa hahahahahahaha… *big eyes*

Chiri: O_O

Mitsukake: *wakes up* ………*bzzt*…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *tackles Mits* HEY! Guess what?!

Mits: O_O…what?!

Mitsukake: We ran out of Cherry Coke! *big watery eyes and pleading voice* Can I have summore?

Mits: O_O Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii think you've had enough…

Mitsukake: *big watery eyes* ppppwwwweeeeaasseeeee??

Chiri: *in the background* O_O…………*slow motion* NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *slaps him on the back of the head*

Mitsukake: Owwie! ;_; *passes out SD … so he doesn't kill Mits @_@*

Mits: …………

Chiri: ……………

(Chiri: OKAY ! ………. *takes deep breath* Mits is holding Mitsukake just so you know and you aren't in a state of confusion and you're drooling out of the side of your mouth wondering what the hell is going on in this story, even though that scene is SO VERY INSIGNIFICANT and UNIMPORTANT. Thank you for your time. *bows*

Mits: YOU'RE MEAN! … last time I ask YOU a question!

Chiri: *grin*)

Mits: ………………

Chiri: ………………

Mits: …Where are Chichiri and Tasuki?

Chiri: …Uh … home.

Mits: Well that was stupid.

Chiri: Why?

Mits: …Oooooooh…… no reason. *nervous grin*

Chiri: …okay…

Mits: ………………*blank stare*……………………

Chiri: …………………………@_@………………………

Mits: ………OH! By the way, we got our VERY OWN domain name! *squealing* And that's why I was tired, cuz I do ALL THE COMPUTER WORK!

Chiri: HA … ha ha ha ha … *only draws the pictures and gives her all the crap she has to put up on the site … uh … everything that's there* …… Ha ha ha ha …

Mits: *puts down Mitsukake (NOOOO!) and beats her over the head with her Yankees baseball bat … that's metal* … -__-;; (GO YANKEES)

*Mitsukake wakes up o_O*

Mitsukake: CAFFIENE IS COOL!

The end.

What ever happened to Chiri? We dunno.

………………We don't care.

And what the hell is Chichiri and Tasuki doing? … We dunno.

………………………and we don't want to know.

Mits: *pops out of nowhere* I KNOW! *ahem* Chichiri is dating Chiri, but then Chiri has an affair with Tasuki, and Tasuki gets her pregnant, and they have a wittle cute Tasuki baby *cough* and Chichiri's all like "HEY! I don't have red hair and fangs NO DA!!" So then he leaves Chiri, and Tasuki doesn't want to take the responsibility of having a child … cuz he's young and crazy … and an alcohol addict … and then Chiri is all by herself, living in a cardboard box, next to McDonald's … where her part-time job is, with a baby, that's one year old, that curses, and won't drink milk … only sake … cute kid … OH! And Mitsukake and myself are living in a huge elaborate mansion next to the ocean…the end. *bows and walks out*

Chiri: ……………………O_O;; ………………… Really?

Mits: *sticks out tongue* That's for your insignificant Mitsukake crack!

Chiri: ………………………*silent*………………………

Chichiri and Tasuki: (don't know how they got here … but they're here now o_O) …………O_O………Really? (no da?)

THE END DAMMIT.

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