Summary: Welcome to Hetalia Academy. What is it? Well, it all started when England's spell screwed up and brought all of the different versions of the countries in. Yes. Every single version. You name it, the academy hold him or her. Nyotalia, 2ptalia, Chibitalia. Even pirate England is there! Anyways, this is the story of all of them having to be together inside of the school.
Warnings: 2p!CanadaxEnglandx2p!America ^^
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Pre-Authors Note: As stated in the index and introduction, some chapters will have mature content. This one does - if you don't like it, please go to the next chapter.
Also, I've named versions by going through the internet to find the best name I could. If there has been an official name for any of the versions tell me so that I can put it in/fix it.
England and the Attack of North America
Some ten years ago England had screwed up a spell. Not just any spell - but a spell that was supposed to give him colony America. He was so excited, but then he put too much power into the spell which caused all the different versions of the countries to come through. It took some time to get them all gathered but a school was quickly built right in America, and it held all of the versions and taught them to the best extent. It was decided that after all of the personifications and versions had gotten to know each other and understood the modern world they would be let go into their countries.
Pirate England, or Arthur Kirkland as he chose to be known, was one of the first to be found. He had brutally attacked Spain and South Italy which caused the situation to be known to the world. Slowly, all of the versions trickled in. After investigating, England learned that each version held a piece of memory up to another point when another version held up to another point. Colony America to the preteen America to Independence War America to Civil War America to modern America (Keep in mind the modern nations had all memory from their history), then all of the two player versions of them. There was also the case of teenager of Canada (Matt) who had jumped at least ten different modern nations and molested them. England remembered that phase of Canada - it was his version of going against England when he was momentarily older than America who was in his preteens during that time as Canada was just taken in by England at that time.
On the bright side, he got to see colony America (Alfie). In the end, colony America clung to pirate England (Arthur) and preteen America (Al) clung to England, and Independence War America (Alfred) clung to modern America. Civil War America (He demanded to be called Union) seemed to be constantly shaking and rather jumpy and usually just hung around modern Russia. Actually, it seems all of the different Russia's happily took hold on a version of America except for Soviet Union Russia (Who demanded to be called Mr. Braginski) who instead dragged China (any version) everywhere.
Then there were the matters of the...darker versions of countries. Nazi Germany (He told everyone to either call him General or ignore him - most did the latter) usually did his best to be quiet but otherwise hung around either Austria or Prussia, and often glared at America and Russia. Then there was all the young versions. Little South Italy (Lovi) was easily controlled by the older versions of Spain, even the two player version did so (Though unlike the one player, all two player Romano's drooled over all versions of Spain).
There was also the case of two player Germany (Hugubert as his name was decided, apparently he never chose a human name and he had to be named. Two player Prussia was the one to name him, if you haven't guessed)...apparently two player Germany was Jewish, though two player Prussia was a Christian, and he seemed to often get into fights with Nazi Germany. The two had to be seperated least they kill each other. Then two player Prussia (Gerwald) was a bit of a evil genius. He still had the large ego as one player Prussia, but he was very intelligent and often planned ways to 'take' the versions around the school. He was caught when he attempted to get teenager Canada. That had ended badly with Matt - teenager Canada - sending him to the hospital in Washington D.C after the, er, experience.
There was also the case of two player England (Oliver) and two player France (Florence) who disturbed the hell out of England. Oliver was the exact opposite of England. Not only was he an awesome cook, but he got pissed whenever someone cussed. Hell, he had once smacked America upside the head and scolded him for about an hour. He had a cuss jar which he made the entire academy put in. While his cupcakes were delicious, only the versions of America could eat them when everyone else when into a coma for about a week due to the poison. The nations all agreed it was because all versions of America had to deal with poison one way or another.
At the moment England was going through some paperwork of being the school president of Hetalia Academy. He was elected simply because everyone agreed he would be the best one to be in charge of making sure everything didn't screw up other than Germany but he was busy with all of the versions of himself.
"England!", cooed two voices together.
England froze as two player America (Ted) and two player Canada (Lucas) entered the room, both grinning.
"Why are you wearing a bloody skirt?", England asked harshly.
"I like it.", Ted shrugged, sitting on the desk. Lucas, meanwhile, walked around to get behind England.
"W-What are you doing?", England jumped.
"From what we've heard, you're a lot like America. Once you are touched, you turn into a bitch in heat.", Lucas smirked.
"What th-", England started with a growl.
"Ah, ah.", Ted smirked, ripping England's pants off in one swift motion.
"Bloody hell!", England yelled, attempting to struggle but Lucas had pinned his arms.
Ted hummed briefly, and ran a gloved finger up England's cock.
"Ah!", England gasped at the touch.
Lucas and Ted shared a smirk, and Ted continued his ministrations while Lucas held four fingers to England's mouth.
"F-fuck yo-ah!", England hissed, just as Ted took England in.
"I think we'll be doing the fucking, England. Now suck unless you want us raw.", Lucas ordered.
England glared but took in the four fingers and coated them in saliva. Once Lucas deemed them wet enough, he removed them and slid them down his bare back.
"Mmm...", England moaned, feeling two fingers push in slowly.
"How is he?", Ted asked, giving England one last lick.
"Tight.", Lucas returned with a grin.
"What are you two-ah!-planning.", England huffed.
"Simple. We are going to fuck you into oblivion.", Lucas and Ted stated together.
"But-mmm-why?", England panted.
Lucas smirked, slipping in two more fingers earning a moan.
"How cute. He likes being stretched.", Lucas cooed.
"We're doing this to you because we wanted to see if the rumors are true. It seems every modern nation and then some got on you.", Ted stated, "Why not take us?"
"Bastards.", England growled.
Ted cackled, "Is he ready yet?", he asked.
"Put it on, and I'll enter first then you.", Lucas stated.
"Put what on?", England hissed - only to see Ted taking out a cock ring.
"Oh, don't you dar-", he started with a growl, only for Lucas to thrust in harshly.
"Oh god~", the English nation moaned, and Ted tightened the ring around his base with a smirk.
Lucas growled, and forced England over the desk - England couldn't even remember when he was fully undressed - and thrust in harshly.
"Oh god! More!", England moaned, pushing back.
"Well, well..the rumors are true.", Ted cackled.
"Less talking, more fucking!", England growled, before letting out a rather loud moan.
"Found it.", Lucas smirked, but ignored the growing pleads of England and made room for Ted - who happily joined in with a smooth thrust.
"Oh dear God!", England screamed, arching his back.
Meanwhile, the two men quickly set a pace and found England's prostate and pounded into it.
"Moore! Dammit, harder!", England moaned, pushing back - feeling his pleasure reach its border.
"Such a slut.", Ted cooed, bringing a hand to England's nipple to twist and pull on it.
England groaned at the pain, but the thrusts didn't stop and the pleasure and pain only mixed together as he continued to beg for more. It continued until Ted loosened his load into England, with Lucas following not too soon after. England moaned at the stretching full feeling, before it was lost when the two pulled out.
"Maybe we should let him release.", Ted hummed.
Lucas snorted, but undid the cock ring.
England, still panting heavily, felt a mouth close over him. It didn't take long for him to let go, and when he did the two left him there.
"Maybe we can do this another time.", Ted cackled, pulling his skirt back up.
"Goodbye for now.", Lucas added, and the two left.
"Dear god...", England groaned, hardly able to sit up from the pain in his lower back.
"At least the damn bastard were pleasurable enough.", he muttered, looking around for his clothes - only to find them in tatters off to the side.
That's right. That stupid American bastard had ripped them off - he was still confused on why he was wearing a skirt.
"Ohonhonhon~ What do we got here?", France grinned, walking in.
England froze, mentally groaning. Did the world have it out for him today?
This was based on a picture I had found...if I find the link, I'll edit it into this authors note for you ^^
This story was based on that picture and the gatherings of my friend HandMTomatos and me. I had found the picture then showed it to her, and it somehow formed onto a base for stories. I don't understand how that happened exactly but I don't mind ^^
If you have any requests for any of the versions, tell me my dearies! XD I will write it so happily ^^
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PS; If you find Chibi!Russia called Ivan anywhere tell me so I can fix it to 'Vanya' XD