I'm so happy you guys like this, haha :)
Name: Daryl Dixon (crossbow)
Occupation: Hunter, survivalist
Hobbies: Hunting, killing walkers, practicing Zen, staring at Ca -
About Me: This is stupid.
What I'm Looking For: A nice woman who is sweet and sassy.
Favorite Quotation(s): "People in hell want Slurpees." - Me. "Wanna screw around?" - Unknown.
CarolSuzanne: Daryl, you can't say 'this is stupid'!
crossbow: Why not? It is. Everyone should know who I am anyway. I'm the one with the arms.
CarolSuzanne: I thought you actually wanted to find someone?
crossbow: Well I changed my mind. I don't. I don't need any women in my life.
Daryl Dixon (crossbow) and Carol Peletier (CarolSuzanne)
crossbow: I'm sorry.
crossbow: You there?
crossbow: Say somethin please.
CarolSuzanne has logged off.
Karen Ponzio (italianbeauty) and Daryl Dixon (crossbow)
italianbeauty: Hey sweetheart, want to hook up sometime? No strings attached, I just need an itch that needs scratching if you know what I mean ;D
crossbow: Jeez, have some dignity will ya?
italianbeauty: Is that a no?
crossbow: Uh, let me think about that - of course it's a fucking no.
italianbeauty: Why? :O
crossbow: Because I don't like you. Just because we saved your ass that one time don't mean you gotta follow me round like a goddamn puppy.
italianbeauty: You are sex on a stick, got nothing to do with you saving me :) Although it helps - I like a guy who knows how to be a hero.
crossbow has logged off.
italianbeauty: Mmm playing hard to get are we?
crossbow has logged on.
crossbow: Good Lord.
italianbeauty: I've hardly ever seen you even glance at a woman before. Sure you don't bat for the other team?
crossbow: Stfu woman, I glance plenty. Just not at you.
crossbow: Carol I'm sorry for sayin I don't need any women.
CarolSuzanne: Don't be sorry, it's true. You don't need anyone.
crossbow: Well it's true I don't need any women. I just need one woman. I need you don't I?
crossbow: You deserve someone better than me though.
CarolSuzanne: How do I deserve someone better than the most bad ass walker killer in the whole of Georgia? In the whole of America even? You're the most wonderful man I've ever met.
crossbow: You really like me?
CarolSuzanne: I love you, you fool. You know that. The question is: how do you feel?
crossbow: I don't know how to say it.
CarolSuzanne: Then get over here and show me.
crossbow and CarolSuzanne went on a date in Carol's cell.
CarolSuzanne: You really showed me didn't you? ;)
crossbow: Was I alright?
CarolSuzanne: My legs are still shaking! You were more than alright :)
crossbow and CarolSuzanne are married.
rick_rulez: Whaaat? What the hell did I miss?
walkerbait: A lot. You were too busy entertaining yourself with our resident ninja to notice.
farmers_daughter: That was quick! :D Go Carol!
countrygirl: OMG congratulations guys!
CarolSuzanne: You guys, calm down! Carl hacked Daryl's account and changed his relationship status. We're not married.
Tyreese226: Maybe I could change that :) Wanna go for a walk later?
crossbow: Hey, the lady said we ain't married but that don't mean we ain't together! Back off asshat if you know what's good for you.
righthandman: Heeeey well done little brother! Was starting to think you was queer.
crossbow and CarolSuzanne went on a date in the woods.
CarolSuzanne: My back is all scratched up from the tree bark :( Why couldn't we have done it on a bed like normal people?
crossbow: We ain't normal, darlin. Sorry for hurtin you though.
CarolSuzanne: It was worth it ;D Never knew you could be so wild..
crossbow: I hope you can sew those shorts back up.
CarolSuzanne: Probably, my panties are a lost cause though. Maybe you could make it up to me?
CarolSuzanne: I'm in your cell. Bring your leather belt!
Group Conversation: Carol Peletier (CarolSuzanne), Maggie Greene (farmers_daughter) and Beth Greene (countrygirl).
CarolSuzanne: Squeeee I finally did it! We're finally together.
farmers_daughter: Was startin to wonder if you guys would ever face the truth and see that you're a match made in frickin heaven.
countrygirl: How is he in bed?
farmers_daughter: ...seriously though, how is he?
CarolSuzanne: Lol! More than satisfactory.
countrygirl: Must be a Dixon thing then!
Hope you liked this one :D Please don't forget to leave a review!