Scorpius and Albus were doing their best, swept along in the chaos and misadventure that followed his father, Harry Potter seemingly wherever he went.

Finally, unable to stay silent any further, Scorpius had to ask: "Please, what does it always mean, this… this "Junior"?

Mr Potter smiled, his eyes twinkling under silvering brows. "That's his name. [points to himself] Harry James Potter [points at Albus] Junior"

Albus grimaced, "I LIKE Albus".

"We named the owl Albus", Harry said.

Scorpius started laughing, "The owl!"

Albus scowled at him.

"You are named after an owl?!"

"I've got a lot of fond memories of that owl."

"And shut up Malfoy", the Potters chorused together, then flinching as they realized what they'd done.