Greetings. I am in a good mood so here. Have a candybar
Once upon a time...there was a writer. His name was Shigure. While out on a walk he saw something very peculiar. A dancing mmoustache. Yes a moustache. So he ate it.
Then he saw a raw and beautiful tiger...so exotic and rare. So he ate it.
Then...he started rampaging through the town. He set fire to the rain. But wait...THATS NOT FRICKEN POSSIBLE ADELE! Anyway...he started throwing spoons at people. Ayame came out his shop and helped him beat up Harry Potter.
Soon they got bored. So they had a teaparty. Then Ritsu appeared. He killed everyone. With a sausage.