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Allen lifted a box with a small grunt as he carried it out of the room filled with old experiments and remnants of Komurins, destroyed at the hands of a furious Kanda. He was helping clean out the science department store room today since mission flow was starting to get slow.
"Reever, where do I put this?" Allen asked the Australian man who was helping sort through the boxes.
"You can put it over there with some of the other boxes. I'll be right back, I have to check on Komui to make sure he's working." Reever left. He put down the box down and was about to head back into the room to grab more when he heard shouting outside in the hall.
"DON'T CALL ME THAT BAKA USAGI!" Kanda screamed, apparently at Lavi, who burst into the room a minute later followed shortly after by the angry swordsman. Lavi cowered behind Allen as the swordsman came in swinging Mugen about trying to hit the Bookman Jr.
"Usagi, stop hiding behind Baka Moyashi!"
"Eeeep! Save me Moyashi-chan!" squeaked the redhead as he continued to hide behind his white haired friend.
"My name is Allen! Lavi, what did you do to Bakanda?" Kanda's eyes visibly twitched at the nickname but he was focused more on the annoying rabbit that was hiding behind his Moyashi.
Yes, the Baka Moyashi was his. He didn't know when it happened, but he fell in love with the naive white haired exorcist. Somehow the Baka Usagi found out, and that's how he ended up chasing him around the order.
~Flashback to about 30 minutes ago~
Kanda was meditating in the training room, Mugen at his side he was trying to clear his mind. But the white haired exorcist kept popping up in his thoughts.
"Dammit!" He brought his fist down into the ground next to him, glaring at it like it was the reason why Allen kept appearing in the forefront of his mind.
"Stupid Baka Moyashi, stop appearing in my thoughts." He grumbled to himself. He recently realized his love for the other boy a couple of months ago, and vowed to keep quiet and hope it went away on its own. He didn't know when he started caring, but once he realized it he knew it was already to late for him.
"Yuu-chan!" An annoying voice rang in his ears, and he knew who it was. No one was stupid enough to call him that except for the damn rabbit.
"What do you want, Baka Usagi. I'm busy." He told the rabbit who was as hyper as ever.
"Busy with thinking about your Moyashi-chan?" He looked at Kanda while wiggling his eyebrows in a suggestive manner.
"Excuse me, what did you just say!? I'll..." Kanda was about to start a rant about how he would never waste his time on the stupid sprout, but he was cut off by a suddenly serious looking Lavi.
"Kanda, you can't lie to me. I can see the way you look at him, and your behavior has changed in the last few months. I'm a bookman and your best friend, you can't lie to me." Kanda was bewildered by the sudden change in Lavi that he'd only seen on a few occasions.
"So what if I like the Baka Moyashi, why do you care?"
"Allen is like my little brother and I don't want to see him get hurt, so I'm warning you now that if you do anything to Allen I'll shove that stupid sword down your throat." Kanda nodded in agreement. He would never intentionally hurt Allen, even he loved the sprout too much. So much that he would rather kill himself than hurt the cute boy.
"Che, I know that. But it's not like we're even together, and he hates me." Lavi's aura turned back to one of playfulness and he replied.
"I think Moyashi-chan likes you too, but he's in denial, so that's why I'm going to help you guys get together."
"Che, how are you going to do that?" Kanda asked, some curiosity leaking into his usually monotonous voice.
"I'm going to tell him you're in love with him!" Lavi replied as if it was the most obvious thing in the world, and with that Lavi sprinted out of the training room like his life depended on it; which in this case it did. It took Kanda a few seconds to register what Lavi had said but when it clicked into place he ran out of the training room and after Lavi to kill the rabbit before he told the Moyashi.
~End of flashback~
Kanda snapped out of his thoughts when he heard a squeak that sounded like the bean sprout. What he saw made his blood boil. Lavi was groping his Moyashi's tight ass, that was reserved for only Kanda to touch. Not that the Moyashi had any knowledge of this, but that didn't matter right now.
So Kanda did the only reasonable thing for Kanda to do in a situation like this, he charged. But Lavi had other ideas as he pushed himself out of the way in time for Kanda and Allen to crash into one another and have a unknown potion fall on top of them. There was purple cloud of dust, and Lavi waited for it clear to see what happened to his two friends. Sitting there in a pile of their old clothes was Kanda, who was the size of a 7 year old.
"Baka Usagi, I swear to god when I get back to my normal size, I will kill you!"
"Yuu-chan, don't be so mean!" Lavi teased, and Kanda was about to respond back when he heard whimpering from the pile of clothes.
They turned to face the pile when a little boy who looked to be about 3 popped out. His hair was a reddish brown color and his eyes a steely silver. The button shirt he had on was way to big for him and was slipping off his shoulders, the sleeves reached past his fingertips and the bottom of the shirt was touching his knees.
"Ehh!? Moyashi-Chan, is that you? You're so cute!" Lavi screeched as he proceeded to bear hug the little boy. The boy clearly looked uncomfortable about the redheaded rabbit smothering him with so much attention. Kanda ripped Allen out of Lavi's death grip and looked down at him.
"Che can't you see Moyashi is uncomfortable." Kanda said glaring at the Bookman Jr, when he heard something mumbled into his chest. He grabbed Allen by his shoulders so that he could look at him.
"What did you say?"
"What's a Moya...that M wowd?"
"Do you know who I am?" They turned around to face Lavi, and Allen looked at him for a few seconds before shaking his head.
"What's the last thing you remember?" He asked
"Umm some boys beat me up and called me a demon, and they stole the bwead I found."
"How old are you?"
He counted on his fingers for a few seconds before he replied "Thwee." and held up 2 fingers.
"Allen-chan, that's only 2. This is 3." Lavi said lifting up another one of Allen's fingers.
"Who's Allen?" The boy asked.
"Isn't your name Allen?" Lavi asked, shocked. Kanda was also shocked but didn't show it.
"No I don't 'ave one. But people call me Wed 'cuz of my awm."
Before they could ask Allen anymore questions, Reever walked in. Staring at the sightbefore him, he sighed.
"Lavi, can you go grab some clothes for them please? I need to talk to Komui."
"Sure Reever, I'll be back soon guys." Lavi waved at them before walking out.
"I need to talk to Komui about this, will you guys be okay while I'm gone?"
"Che, we'll be fine." Kanda answered, so Reever nodded and left. Kanda and Allen were the only ones left in the room.
"What's youw name." Kanda turned to the small voice.
"How old awe you?"
"What's youw favowite food?"
"You have no idea what that is do you?" The little boy shook his head and Kanda sighed.