It was beautiful fucking day outside on the mother fucking planet of mother fucking pandora. Mr torgue finally decided to get his fucking ass out of the fucking bed and he decided that it was time for some GODDAMN EXPLOSIONS!
"IF I DON'T SEE SOMETHING BLOW UP IN THE NEXT 5 SECONDS I'M GONNA CUT MY DICK OFF AND SHOVE A HOT POKER UP MY ASSHOLE!"
With that shit in mind he quickly ran over to a mother fucking grenade that he kept under his goddamn pillow and he pulled the mother fucking pin and threw it at the goddamn fucking wall and the piece of shit wall blew up into a bunch of little bits because that wall was a little bitch and therefore not fit to live in his mother fucking world.
"4.9 FUCKING SECONDS! LOOKS LIKE I GET TO KEEP MY DICK FUCK YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
*random ass guitar solo*
"ALL RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO DO TODAY?! OH YEAH THATS RIGHT I DO WHAT EVER THE FUCK I WANT BECAUSE SCHEDULES ARE FOR BITCH ASS PUSSIES! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!"
After screaming all of that shit really really really really goddamn loudly he ran outside with a fucking rocket launcher. What did he do with that rocket launcher you might ask? Well he decided that violence was wrong and that...AAAAAHHH I'M JUST FUCKING WITH HE TOTALLY SHOT A GOLIATH IN THE DICK WITH IT! IT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS!
After a long day of shooting things in the dick and blowing random shit up He decided that it was time to return home...BUT BEFORE HE DID ANY OF THAT SHIT HE GOT A GODDAM NUCLEAR BOMB IN A PLANE AND HE WAS GONNA BLOW EVEN MORE SHIT UP WITH IT.
"SAFETY IS OVERRATED! I'M GONNA PUT A FUCKING SADDLE ON THIS GODDAM BOMB AND RIDE IT DOWN TO EARTH!"
So he pushed the button to drop the fucking bomb.
*REALLY GODDAM BIG EXPLOSION*
an: shit, piss, fuck, goddam, motherfucker, cocksucker, tits.