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Dear Mister and Mister Weasley,

Why is Mister Malfoy in the hospital wing whimpering glitter and demonic butterflies?.

Professor McGonagall.

Dear Professsor McGonagall,

How should we know; it's not like we knocked him out and then dunked him glitter and transfigured vampire bats into butterflies and made them attack him.

We so did not do that all.

Fred and George.

Mister and Mister Weasley,

That's exactly what happened, isn't it?.

Professor McGonagall.

Dear Professor McGonagall

Yeah that's what happened, but in our defence we only did it because he insulted Dumbledore and yeah the man could seriously do with a shave;

And yes he's insane and he won't buy us rainbow coloured pony, but the dude is still pretty awesome.

So no one, but us, Harry and Lord I can't kill a baby can insult him.

Fred and George.

Dear Mister and Mister Weasley,

I don't care if he insulted the headmaster you are not allowed to make Mister Malfoy traumatized

Professor McGonagall.

Dear Professor McGonagall,

We won't inflict trauma Malfoy again if insults the headmaster; we will just do it for the heck of it.

Fred and George.

A Massive

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