Ash is stupid

Ash Ketchum is a stupid Pokemon Trainer who still hasn't caught all Pokemons. He is also still ten years old. One day, Ash and his friends were walking a field full of Pokemons. Then suddenly, a white cat like creature with weird ears appeared.

"Oh my god, it's a new Pokemon!" said Ash.

"I am not a Pokemon, I am Kyubey, and I make contracts with little girls, and make their wishes come true!" said Kyubey, who is the white cat like creature with weird ears.

"Oh my god, it's a Pokemon who can talk without moving its lips." said Ash.

"I am not a Pokemon, I am Kyubey!" said Kyubey.

But Ash didn't listen because he is dumb. He takes out his Pokeball out and throws it at Kyubey, but the Pokeball, didn't open to catch Kyubey. Instead, it just hit Kyubey on the head.

"What the? Why you no catch Pokemon Pokeball?" Ash asked while sad.

"You might want to check your Pokedex." said Brock.

Ash takes out his Pokedex to scan Kyubey.

"That is not a Pokemon you shit head! That is Kyubey from Madoka Magica. If you don't know what that is, then go to hell and die you retarded shit head!" said the Pokedex.

Ash cries because the Pokedex insulted him.

"My Pokedex insulted me! I thought we were cool with each other!" said Ash.

Then Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory appeared and has something to tell to Ash.

"You are stupid! You are stupid! You are stupid! You are stupid! You are stupid! You are stupid! You are stupid! You are stupid! You are stupid! You are stupid! You are stupid! You are stupid! You are stupid! You are stupid! You are stupid! You are stupid! You are stupid! You are stupid! You are stupid! You are stupid! You are stupid! You are stupid! You are stupid! And don't forget, you are stupid!" said Dexter.

Ash cries even more and ran away like a little pussy baby.

"Man, what a cry baby!" said Misty.

"I don't get human value!" said Kyubey.

Then suddenly, Adolf Hitler came back from the dead, and took over Pokemon Land with his new SUPER MEGA ULTRA powers.

THE END