January XX, 2014

Time: XXX

Subject: Codename 'Gakupo the Manly Man'

Subject appears to be very manly. Approaching with caution… Oh noes! He's stopped me! I gotta get outta here! *disjointed running and panting noises* I think I lost him… *Sudden loud noise* GACKUPO THE MANLY MAN! *explosion* AHHHHHHHHHH! *static*

HE'S SO MANLY THAT ALL THE GIRLS LOVE HIM!

HE'S SO MANLY THAT ALL THE GUYS FEAR HIM!

WHEN YOU SEE HIM WALKING DOWN YOUR WAY,

YOU BETTER SAY, "DAMN THAT GACKUPO IS SO MANLY!"

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!

GAKUPO THE MANLY MAN!

IF YOU'RE NOT CALLING HIM MANLY,

THEN YOU'RE CALLING YOU'RE MORTICIAN!

GAKUPO THE MANLY MAN!

IF YOU'RE NOT SEEING HIS MANLINESS,

THEN YOU'E SEEING HIS FIST AT 50 MILES PER HOUR!

GAKUPO THE MANLY MAN!

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT CUZ THIS GUY'S SO MANLY.

GAKUPO THE MAAAAANLLLLLLLY MAAAAAAAAAN!

Ambient voice: Once more, Gakupo is on a rampage. Not because he recently discovered infringements on his manliness but because he found past horrifyingly pansy personifications of himself.

Miku's ambient voice: flAAAAAAAAAAAAsh bAAAAAAAAAAAAAAck~!

"Hey, hey, Mei, Mei~! Girl, you are lookin fine today!"

"Hold up, I am not going to let you disrespect me like that. You better learn to walk the walk or you'll just get buuuurrrrned," The [Gakupo] said snapping his fingers in a 'z' formation.

Ambient voice: And worst of all? The writer of these portrayals-

Gakupo: *interrupts* It was that gosh darn writer Kagamin-

Miku: You mean Hatsun-

Gakupo: Hatsunation! The hypocrite thinks she can get away with making me the biggest faggot on fanfiction! She thinks she can make all the other writers look bad?! Well she has it coming! I swear I'm gonna show how manly I am that she'll write a story about it! Come on Miku!

Miku: Butshealreadywroteastoryaboutyooooou!

Ambient voice: And so Miku and Gakupo-

Gakupo: You mean Gakupo and his ladies *wink*

Ambient voice: Miku and Gakupo travel to America. But since Vocaloid are dirt poor for some reason Miku helps Gakupo make an airplane… from cardboard and glitter.

Gakupo: MANLY cardboard and glitter.

Ambient voice: *mutters* Yeah, whatever. Our two heroes arrive at XXX in America. There, they kick down Hatsunation's door to find her sitting at her computer typing.

Hatsunation: Why do I suddenly have a narrator?

Gakupo: The she devil is still conjuring her words against my manliness! RAAAAAAAA! *charges forward with sword*

Hatsunation: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

The following scene has been written through the view point of Miku seeing that the writer has been dragged away from her computer.

Hi guys! Miku here! Xoxo39 haha that was fun. I'll write the rest now.

So Gakupo was all like, 'Yo, Hatsunation, you gotta die or something cuz you make me look gay.' I forgot what he said exactly.

And then Hatsunation was like, 'I'm too young to die! Kaito save meh!'

Then it got weird cuz Kaito just randomly poofed up here! Then Kaito said, 'Writing stories about (ooh, he said a naughty word here) that make them look manly isn't manly. It's just silly.'

Hatsunation made the funniest face that was kinda like 'LOL wut?' Then Kaito just rocketed out the window and disappeared into a shiny thing in the sky.

Now Gakupo's stealing all her instant noodles as payment or whatever.

Oh, hi Hatsunation! You want your computer back? You wanna know why I'm typing all this instead of just saying it? I don't really know… Okay, here's your computer.

Xoxo39 out!^^

Hatsunation: Uh, didn't really help that 'If You Were Gay' was playing… Anyway-

Gakupo: Now I command that you remove that atrocious story *hisses* Snow Shota- and write a manly story about me for forgiveness!

Miku: Hatsunation already wrote a manly story about you!

Hatsunation: I'm writing it right now…

Gakupo: Then you must remove Snow Shota.

Hatsunation: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL no! Snow shota is my pride and joy! It's my most successful parody! My masterpiece! To make me remove it would be to take away my spirit!

Gakupo: then I'' just be swiping your mac n' cheese.

Ambient voice: That is how your dear writer came to be miserable and instant noodle/ mac n' cheese-less…. And thus manliness was once again asserted! Thank to-

GAKUPO THE MANLY MAN!

*explosion*


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