Hey so I'm not sure about this! Tell me what you think. This is kind of an intro chapter. I've seen a few things like this and I wanted to try something like it. So if it sucks, I understand :P But if you guys like it I'll keep up on it!

Red-Necks on Facebook

Maggie Greene: Hey for all of you out there, you can get on the Internet now!

Glenn: Hey it feels good to be back on! I can't remember the last time I've used Facebook!

Rick Grimes is now friends with Maggie Greene and 3 others

Rick Grimes: finally! Hey Glenn you should friend Maggie ;)

Daryl Dixon: hey Facebook! Never had one of these! I must friend all of ya!

Shane Walsh: oh god we have a Facebook-deprived redneck. This is going to end very badly!

Glenn, Rick Grimes, and 2 others like this

Daryl Dixon: what is all this stuff? How do you share a pic?

Glenn: you just upload it!

Daryl Dixon added a picture.

Rick Grimes: oh god seriously Daryl? That's disgusting.

Shane Walsh: you're seriously eating squirrel on watch?!

Daryl Dixon is now friends with Rick Grimes, Shane Walsh, and 2 others

Lori Grimes: Daryl Dixon is on Facebook now? Wow.

Carol Peletier: this should be interesting. By the way Lori, you have to accept my friend request!

Lori Grimes: ok. Right before I log off.

Daryl Dixon: hey what about me? I don't see a request from you!

Shane Walsh: oh god seriously Daryl?! You made that your profile pic?

Rick Grimes: I am never going to be able to look at you the same again

Shane Walsh likes this.

Maggie Greene: Was this a bad idea? Showing all of you this?

Glenn: yea probably. But it's good to be on the Internet again.

Beth Greene: I can't believe Daryl never had a Facebook. That's crazy!

Rick Grimes: Beth, Maggie, does your dad have one? If he does we should friend him so he can tell us what is happening at the house.

Shane Walsh: yea and get our weapons back too

Daryl Dixon likes this

Daryl Dixon: Hey I liked Shane's status thing. Just so you all know I am 100% on his side with that. It's the zombie apocalypse for God Sakes!

Shane Walsh, Rick Grimes, and 1 other person like this

Lori Grimes: it wouldn't be bad to have our weapons back. But what Hershel says goes

Shane Walsh: yea and when walkers are invading the place, I'll make sure you pay for saying that.

Rick Grimes: Shane! Back off!

Daryl Dixon: Yea I thought you liked her!

Shane Walsh: what?

Daryl Dixon: you heard me. You-Like-Her! A lot!

Shane Walsh: Daryl Shut Up! Aren't you on watch?

Daryl Dixon: No. Dale said he was going to take my shift.

Rick Grimes: So where are you then?

Daryl Dixon: trying to sleep. I'm tired.

Lori Grimes: it would be easier to sleep if you weren't on Facebook

Glenn and Maggie Greene like this


Shane Walsh likes this

Daryl Dixon: YOU IDIOT! I'm going to freeze tonight!

Shane Walsh: it's summer. You'll be fine.

Glenn: how many other people have a Facebook? Cause we should find out. :)

Daryl Dixon, Beth Greene, and 5 others like this

Lori Grimes: I bet that Dale will have one

Beth Greene: does this mean that some of you are going to start slacking off on work?

Daryl Dixon and Shane Walsh like this

Shane Walsh: course not. But there's not much to do except keep watch.

Daryl Dixon: and who has time for killing walkers? Lol maybe we should get T-Dog a Facebook and he can be all like: Ain't Nobody Got Time for That!

Rick Grimes: And on that racist comment...

Lori Grimes and Glenn like this

Shane Walsh: Exactly. To think we've been wasting our life trying to survive when there's been Internet connection here all along!

Soooo...? How was it? Thanks for checking out this story. Hope you liked it! If there's something you'd like to see them talk or argue about leave a comment or PM me. Reviews would be great!