Okay. First of its kind for me. Here is a parody rap (though I had to classify it as a poem) playing off of the final chapter of Princess Unicorn123's story "Fruits Basket:Truth or Dare." The concept clearly comes from her, with a slight twist. If you enjoyed this AT ALL please review her work. She truly is the mad genius behind this.
Listen up, bitches, the name's Akito,
I'm a real big playa and I'm lookin' fo hoe-ohs.
I'm the boss, yea they all fearin' me,
Cause I'm stratchin' out eyes and spittin' in tea.
The name's Aktio, but you betta call me Sama,
Cause I be stealin' kidz candy and taken bananas.
I scarred Yuki for life, just for laughs,
The Sohmas do what I say or they be facin' my wra-hath.
So get it in yo heads, all you bitches and hoes,
I'm yo doom, and the name's Akito.