Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight; I don't, but my words are mine.


EPOV


78.


She sees me standing next to my barren bed as I'm panting and sweating.

Winking, she gives, "I hope you didn't finish without me. I wanted to get my hands on you this time."

"Oh, you'll pay for that." I retort, teasingly, not knowing what pawnshop I just acquired my brass balls from.

Earnestly she replies, "Would you like some help . . . making your bed?"

"I'd love some." Like I love you. "Bedding's in the hallway closet by the bathroom."

Clicking doorlocks and feminine footfalls bring my dream girl back behind a fabric stack.

"Step aside for the mistress of bed-making."


A/N:

I think Edward needs to fill up that barren bed; what do you think?

Do you think Bella should get her hands on him?

Is it too soon to exchange their ILYs?

What else besides bed-making do you think Bella could be a mistress of?


Thank you, Chayasara, for always finishing me off.


Please read these works by the lovely Ladies I preread for:

Bornonhalloween: "Remastering Marcus" - follow the link on her FF profile. Also check out the beginning of her brand new story, "Wrong Number." She's holding the rest of it for ransom for a great cause: fandomgives . info for Nicaraguan and Chilean earthquake relief. As little as $10 will get you a copy of the Disaster Relief Compilation with many astounding authors. I also contributed about 2000 words to the story "Tremble", which has Bornonhalloween, Mina Rivera, Ana Fluttersby, and ThisIsReallyHappening among other wonderful author/contributors. HURRY! The deadline for contributing is June 15, 2014. The compilation comes out June 29.

Gabby1017: "Under My Nose" - Please go vote for her at TwiFanfictionRecs for Completed Fic of the Month.

Ohgeefantasy: "Careless Hearts," "Pudding Cup," Nomad Love" (All three of these are award winning.)


Thank you for reading.

PAD