Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight; I don't, but my words are mine.
She sees me standing next to my barren bed as I'm panting and sweating.
Winking, she gives, "I hope you didn't finish without me. I wanted to get my hands on you this time."
"Oh, you'll pay for that." I retort, teasingly, not knowing what pawnshop I just acquired my brass balls from.
Earnestly she replies, "Would you like some help . . . making your bed?"
"I'd love some." Like I love you. "Bedding's in the hallway closet by the bathroom."
Clicking doorlocks and feminine footfalls bring my dream girl back behind a fabric stack.
"Step aside for the mistress of bed-making."
I think Edward needs to fill up that barren bed; what do you think?
Do you think Bella should get her hands on him?
Is it too soon to exchange their ILYs?
What else besides bed-making do you think Bella could be a mistress of?
Thank you, Chayasara, for always finishing me off.
Please read these works by the lovely Ladies I preread for:
Bornonhalloween: "Remastering Marcus" - follow the link on her FF profile. Also check out the beginning of her brand new story, "Wrong Number." She's holding the rest of it for ransom for a great cause: fandomgives . info for Nicaraguan and Chilean earthquake relief. As little as $10 will get you a copy of the Disaster Relief Compilation with many astounding authors. I also contributed about 2000 words to the story "Tremble", which has Bornonhalloween, Mina Rivera, Ana Fluttersby, and ThisIsReallyHappening among other wonderful author/contributors. HURRY! The deadline for contributing is June 15, 2014. The compilation comes out June 29.
Gabby1017: "Under My Nose" - Please go vote for her at TwiFanfictionRecs for Completed Fic of the Month.
Ohgeefantasy: "Careless Hearts," "Pudding Cup," Nomad Love" (All three of these are award winning.)
Thank you for reading.