Note: Have not updated this story in a while... damn! So uh enjoy ;) I may be a bit rusty so bare with me haha!

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Chapter 13: Kissing A Woman Doesn't Always Work!

It had been a few days since Naruto started working at the Guild: Fairy Tail... well let me change that. He wasn't working, he hadn't worked at all, he was just being lazy! Everyday he would come and he would just sit down on one of the tables in the corner of the guild and sleep, read Manga or eat, and it was starting to piss people off.

"Hey! Bastard, aren't you supposed to be working?!" Natsu questioned Naruto, as he glared at him.

"In life one must sit back and relax in hard times such as these!"

"Hard times? What are you babbling about? You're the one that gives everyone a hard time!"

"Hey, while you're right there babbling, can you go get me some cake?!"

"No! Screw you, go get it yourself!" Natsu said as he stormed off. That guy just didn't listen to anyone.

Naruto just shrugged his shoulders as he went back to chilling like a villain, Kyuubi his exceed was also chilling or more like sleeping.

"Naruto would you mind helping me?!" Mira asked the blonde with a sweet smile, she was getting pissed off at him too. All he did was be lazy. She needed help with many things, as everyone was messing everything up.

"Yeah, in 5 minutes!" Naruto replied lazily.

Twenty minutes passed... and well Mira snapped, she appeared in front of the blonde with a broom and she swung it, the blonde who was sleeping flew and crashed against the guild wall, he woke up and looked to see Mira walking towards, sweet smile on her face – no sweet smile, but behind that sweet smile he could see, hell!

"M-Mira!" Naruto stuttered, "Haha! I was just about to help you, yeah!"

Mira kept walking towards him and at last she stood face to face with him, smile on her face, she grabbed her broom and she swung it again, this time Naruto dodged it with ease, and Mira spoke, "Good!"

"Man that's one scary bitch!" Naruto said as he watched her walk off.

"I didn't quiet catch that!" Mira said as she turned around and smiled at him sweetly again, she walked towards the blonde and now they were inches away from each-other.

Naruto grabbed her hand and looked at her eyes, "Mira, girl... I was walking in darkness... until I saw you.. then you lighted up my world like a Christmas tree, don't ever leave me, girl!" Naruto then kissed her lips, and her eyes widened, including all eyes from the guild.

Shiit! Naruto thought. I can't believe I did this! She'll kill me now! Ha! It was worth it, maybe I should get a feel at her boobs!

Mira quickly pulled away and she slapped his cheek, she had a blush on her face and said, "Flattery won't work on me, nor seduction... so get back to work before I make you see hell on earth!" she smiled sweetly at him once more before she turned around and walked away, still a blush on her face.

"Worth a shot!" Naruto muttered as he followed her.

Note: Fuck, I know short! But oh wells, I have a writers block... so PLEASE GIMME IDEAS FOR NEXT CHAPTER! SHOULD I HAVE HIM DO A SOLO QUEST OR JOIN NATSU ON THE GALUNA ISLAND ARC? I WAS ALSO JUST THINKING MAYBE TAKE MIRA FOR A DATE NEXT CHAPTER! SO UH YEAH! HELP HELP! which one? Solo Quest? Island Arc? Or a Date with Mira? I will ALSO LISTEN TO ANY OTHER IDEAS! SO YEAH PLEASE REVIEW!