Garjzla:"Hello and welcome to Warriors Dare Show I am you host Garjzla I asked Lavi0123 to join us but they haven't responded so i have to do this on my own!"

Garjzla:"Ok Lavi0123 has asked us to dare Squirrelflight and Ashfur to be mates for up to 10 moons."

*Squirrelflight and Ashfur appear.*

Garjzla:"Squirrelflight you have to be mates with ashfur for up to 10 moons."


Garjzla:"so you would rather have the punishment?"

Squirrelflight:"it can't be worse than the dare can it?"

Garjzla:"i think it is!"

Squirrelflight:"taking the punishment then."


*hits button and Hollyleaf, Lionblaze, Jayfeather, Leafpool, Sandstorm, and Dustpelt appear*

*hits another button and makes them all fight to the death.*

Squirrelflight:"nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo!"

Garjzla:"we will now have a commercial break while squirrelflight stops crying."


Garjzla:"lionblaze can't die so where is he?"

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Garjzla:"Squirrelflight has now calmed down and we can now get onto the show!"


Garjzla:"no we have not!"

Garjzla:"Ashfur since you can not do the dare you have to do the punishment!"


*Garjzla pushes random button and Squirrelflight is tortured and dies*


*we lock Ashfur in the Pandorica from doctor who till we need him next*

Garjzla:"since we have no other suggestions and i can't think of any dares."

Garjzla:" never mind i just got in contact with Lavi0123 bringing them on!"

*pushes button and Lavi0123 appears*

Garjzla:"ok Lavi0123 has a dare!"

Lavi0123: Alright, next dare.

*Garjzla pushes a button and Firestar and Spottedleaf appear*

Firestar: Huh? What's happening?

Lavi0123: You're on a dare show, Firestar, and the dare is that you and Spottedleaf have to have kits together.

Garjzla:"i don't remember giving Lavi0123 auther powers but.."

Firestar: What?!

Spottedleaf: ...I'm a medicine cat, I don't do those things. I can't mate.

Garjzla:"now you not" * uses author powers*

Spottedleaf:...So, I have to have kits with Firestar now? Okay.

*much mating later*

Firestar: They're so pretty...what should we name them?

*Sandstorm comes up.*

Sandstorm: What's going on?


Lavi0123: Um...I might've left the door open...


Garjzla:opps*covers mouth.*

*Sandstorm attacks Spottedleaf and Firestar*

Sandstorm:HOW DARE YOU!

*Garjzla poofs away*

Spottedleaf: It's not against the code. Besides, I was his first love anyway! You were always second-best to him!

Lavi0123: Umm...that's a bit harsh there...

Sandstorm: You're a medicine cat, of course it's against the code!

Lavi0123: Actually, Garjzla used their author powers to make Spottedleaf a warrior.

Sandstorm: *glares at Garjzla* You realize what you just did, right?

Firestar: Sandstorm-

Sandstorm: Don't you talk to me! Apparently I was Spottedleaf's replacement!

Firestar: You weren't any cat's replacement.

Lavi0123: Sandstorm, if he didn't do the dare, ThunderClan would've been taken over by the other Clans.

Sandstorm: Oh, okay then...*blushes*...I'll just go...

Firestar: Hey, before you go, we have two she-kits, one pale ginger and one tortoiseshell. You want to hear what we're going to name them?

Sandstorm: Ok

Firestar: So the tortoiseshell is Maplekit and the pale-ginger is-

Sandstorm: Sandkit?

Firestar: No, Dustkit.

Sandstorm: What?!

Firestar: I'm just kidding. Her name's Sandykit.

*Garjzla poofs back*

Garjzla:what did i miss?


Garjzla: cense Lavi0123 seems to have disappeared this is the end for today!



Authors note:

I did actually get Lavi0123 in here because they were the only one who responded with a dare when I was writing this if you respond with a dare I may get you on the "show" for a chapter.