Hey everybody, as usual, I don't own Flashpoint and check out my profilie for story idea.

I know there's only eleven and I did try to think of more, but I couldn't think of any more. Most of these star Spike, but what can I say, he just looks and acts more like a prankster than the rest of them.

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Greg walked into the conference room to find Spike lying on the table with bathroom cups placed arcoss his body. Sam was standing above him holding a pair of tweezers.

''It's not what you think, boss.''

As it turns out: Spike and Sam are playing human 'Operation'.

Greg walks past the dispatcher's desk to find Ed standing in the corner, hoisting Jules up above his head. Jules was clutching a large plastic garbage bag, that was seemingly trying to fly away.

''It's not what you think, boss.''

As it turns out: Ed noticed a bat hanging in the corner, and, not being tall enough, he hoisted Jules up so she could capture the bat.

Greg is almost ploughed down by Spike, who was running out of the womens locker room - carrying a make-up bag.

''It's not what you think, boss.''

As it turns out: Spike snatched Jules make-up bag while she was in the shower as a prank.

Greg walks into the break room to find Spike and Babycakes sitting at the table with crayons.

''It's not what you think, boss.''

As it turns out: Spike was going to write a report, but couldn't find a pen. Grabbing the nearest writing utensil, a crayon, he started on the report. Babycakes just happened to be there.

Greg looks up, shocked, when Spike walks into the briefing room covered almost from head to toe in bandages.

''It's not what you think, boss.''

As it turns out: Being close to Halloween, Spike decided to dress up as an accident waiting to happen. Everyone had a laugh at his expense when a minor accident in the field caused him to go home with real bandages later.

Greg stopped short in front of the gym when he saw Spike hanging by his feet from the punching bag. He waited until Spike and the bag swiveled back in his direction.

''Let me guess ... not what I think?''

As it turns out: After Spike swiped Jules' make-up bag, she got her revenge by hanging him from the punching bag.

Greg stood stunned in the doorway to Dr. Luria's office, as she and Dr. Toth hastily stepped away from each other, having been caught in the other's arms.

''Parker, it's not what you think.''

As it turns out: It was exactly what Greg thought. Fortunately, Greg was able to use this as blackmail to get Dr. Toth to put in a good word for Jules and Sam's relationship to Holleran.

Greg stares blankly at his wrecked living room, as Clark pulls Dean up off the floor where the coffee table used to be.

''Dad ... it's not what you think.''

As it turns out: Clark and Dean were having an arm wrestling match, which then turned into an actual wrestling match.

Greg walks into the locker room to find Ed and Sam's hands joined in a dance.

''It's not what you think, boss.''

As it turns out: Sam is teaching Ed how to waltz for his and Sophie's wedding anniversary.

Greg stands outside of headquarters, observing Lew who is curled on the ground holding himself, and Jules who is kneeling beside him.

''It's not what you think boss.''

As it turns out: Lew and Jules were playing one-on-one basketball, and when Jules tossed the ball to Lew, it hit him ... in an out-of-bounds area.

Greg walked into the gun range to see the rest of Team 1 sprawled on the ground, limbs all tangled together.

''It's not what you think boss.''

As it turns out: The team was attempting a human pyramid.