I was walking through the forrest when all of the sudden a GIANT FUCKING SPIDER JUMPED OUT AT MY BITCH ASS AAHAHAHAHAHA!
"BRO WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING POPPING OUT AT ME LIKE THAT?"
"Yo man I'm just trying to find my was home don't be trippin."
"Oh you wanna see trippin I'll show you trippin." I fell over and lied on the ground for awhile then got up and left.