Author's Note: I have too much free time at work. Both my colleagues left, leaving me all alone here ;-; But it's cool too, cause so I can write lotsa fanfiction! :-D
Disclaimer: I own the plot. I own myself. I don't own Haruka, Michiru or Shakira *cries*
Dedication: Dedicated to Verena, a good friend of mine :D
Double Trouble! ... Two Clouds Are Better Than One
Scene: Cloud van Dyk is in her apartment, lying on the bed and watching Sex and the City.
Cloud: *chuckling at drunken Charlotte* My God...that girl surely has some issues...
Suddenly, someone knocks at the front door.
Cloud: *grumbling* Who on Earth could that be? *opens the door*
Peter Parker: *grins*
Cloud: O_O HELP! It's Peter, the evil homophobe!
Peter: You killed me, you evil author person!
Cloud: I did not! Your very own bodyguard killed you, remember?
Peter: Yeah, but in your fic.
Cloud: You have a point...
Peter: *pulls out a gun!!* Now I get my revenge!
Cloud: O_o Someone help!
Chibi Shakira: *comes flying in* What's going on...who are YOU?
Peter: *stares at Chibi Shakira* How cute!
Chibi Shakira: _ *whacks Peter on the head with a large metal frying pan she pulled out of nowhere* Don't call me that!
Peter: What? Cute?
Chibi Shakira: *whack* Exactly!
Peter: @_@ *unconscious*
Cloud: Thanks, Shak ^_^
Chibi Shakira: You're welcome! :)
The Door: *opens*
Cloud & Chibi Shakira: *get scared*
Inspector van Dyk: *pokes her head in* Hello?
Cloud: O.O That's...me?! in police uniform!! Man, I look sexy!
Inspector van Dyk: O_o I'm looking at myself...with nothing but a bathrobe on! o_O
Chibi Shakira: *lots of ??? around her head* TWO Clouds?
Haruka & Michiru: *walk in through the door* Hey Cloud, are you....*both see the two Clouds*
Haruka: What the F*ck?
Michiru: What the H*ck?
Cloud: What, the disco-discotheque? (A/N: I don't know if you know the song I stole this from...^_^)
All but Cloud: -_-?
Haruka: Alrighty, what's going on? *spots knocked-out Peter on the floor* O_O!!! It's Peter!
Chibi Shakira: Don't worry, he's out cold. *raises frying pan in triumph* ^.^
Michiru: Aww, Clouds muse knocked him out, isn't that cute?
Chibi Shakira: _!!! Don't call me that! *WHACK!*
Michiru: OW! *_*
Haruka & Inspector van Dyk & Cloud: Michiru!!
Cloud: *yelling* Shak!! Are you crazy?! You can't hit Michiru, for crying out loud!
Chibi Shakira: *lip starts to quiver* ;_; But...but...she c-c-called me cute! *bursts into tears*
Inspector van Dyk: Aww poor Shakira...come here, I'll comfort you...
Lara: *popping out of nowhere* You wish you would! _
Cloud & Inspector: Lara! :-D
Lara: O_O TWO Clouds?!
Inspector van Dyk: Yeah, somehow, I got cloned or whatever...
Cloud: _ Yeah right! You only exist because I decided to insert myself into Bodyguard!
Haruka: Huh? What do you mean, you inserted yourself?
Cloud: *starts to sweat* Umm...you see...
Chibi Shakira: *who stopped crying* Don't you know? You are all characters of a story Cloud wrote, called Bodyguard!
Cloud: *sarcasm dripping* Thanks a lot, Shak!
Chibi Shakira: *quips* You're welcome!
Michiru: We're from a story you wrote? Does that mean that my beloved little Haruka had to go through beatings, shot wounds and capture just because you wrote it?!
Cloud: Well, you see, ummm....yes.
Michiru: Why you little!! Haruka gimme that! *snatches Harukas walking stick from her, causing her nearly to fall*
Michiru: *whacks Cloud over the head with the stick*
Michiru: *hands the stick back to Haruka, smiling sweetly* Thank you, love.
Haruka: You're welcome ^_^
Lara: Oh poor Cloud. *starts fussing all over Cloud*
Inspector van Dyk: *jealous* Hey, I'm the real one!
Lara: *mischief* Aww my little cop, what do you say...let's take her *points at Cloud* home with us, shall we? It wouldn't be cheating...
Haruka & Michiru: O_o I can't believe she just said that!
Cloud: *thinking* The advantages of being a fanfic author...
Inspector van Dyk: C'mon, let's go then XD
Inspector van Dyk, Lara & Cloud: *leave*
Haruka, Michiru & Chibi Shakira: ...
Haruka: *after a long silence points to the TV* So...Sex and the City anyone?
A/N: I should lay off the coffee. This is totally insane, weird and whatnot. Anyway, read you later :)