I'm Already Confused (And I have a feeling it won't be getting Better)

"Down with FrUK!" Some of the less obsessive fangirls shouted.

"USUK should be doused in hellfire, and so should you!" The angrier FrUK fans cried back.

"That is it!" One girl lost her temper and threw a volume of Hetalia at a FrUK fan's head.

In a matter of moments a small yet familiar voice could be heard. "Ahh! What's going on!? It's an earthquake! GERMANY!"