A/N: Humor!!! Yay! I know it's not my style to make fun of poor Fluffy (I love him, God knows) but there is just so FRICKIN much that you could say about him! ^_^ Now, Fluffy, I apologize for all the abuse I'm going to put you through, but it's for the good of my tired mind. ^.~

Disclaimer: Inuyasha-tachi belongs to Rumiko Takahashi.


Boredom

What should we do?


Kagome paced around, hands behind her back, wondering what they should do. The whole group, Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku, Shippou, and a tied up Sesshoumaru, were all bored to death. Sesshoumaru, of course, was busy with his bonds, several wards placed on various places, face mouth, hands and tail (^^'). He glared angrily at his half-brother and his wench. 'How DARE they do this to I, Sesshoumaru?!' Inuyasha sat against a tree, cursing silently about Kagome's pity on his brother. Had it not been for her, the arrogant snob would have been decreased to ash by now. However, since Kagome was the kind soul she was, Inuyasha had been 'sat' and Sesshoumaru had been tied and spared his life at this moment.


"I really don't know what to do," Kagome muttered a bit disappointedly.


"Miroku!" came Sango's shout as she jumped away from his wandering hand.


"Yes, Lady Sango?" he answered, innocently smiling his sweet smile.


"Don't DARE touch me!" she admonished, indicating the overlarge boomerang she had handy.


"I have no idea what you are referring to," Miroku said incredulously.


Inuyasha snorted in disbelief. 'Really.' He watched, disinterested, as Kagome sauntered over to his brother, examining him closely. Thinking for a moment, she pulled off the ward placed over his mouth.


"What do you think we should do, Sesshoumaru?" she asked nonchalantly, throwing the ward aside.


"Release I, Sesshoumaru, now!" he demanded, baring his fangs.


"Now, now," Kagome said, shaking a finger at him, "Temper, temper."


Inuyasha rolled his eyes. Kagome was SUCH a pain in the ass. 'Why don't I just get rid of her?' Then, he felt something touch HIS ass. Jumping up into the tree and turning a lovely shade of red, he spotted Miroku's innocent face staring up at him. It seemed to say, 'What?'


"MIROKU!!!" Inuyasha bellowed, shaking a fist at him. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?!?!?!?!?!"


"Whatever do you mean, Inuyasha?" Miroku asked innocently, moving his hand back behind his back.


"WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?!"


"I'm acting normal," Miroku said, his eyebrows furrowing together like Inuyasha was crazy.


Miroku's ministrations had caught the attention of everyone, now. Kagome looked curiously over to the houshi. The agitated full youkai also glanced over, wondering what was causing his half-brother such grief. Sango had paled considerably.


"Miroku, are you gay?" Kagome asked incredulously, temporarily forgetting Sesshoumaru.



A/N: I know, not a very good start. I was planning to make Sesshou the object of humor, but I just couldn't bring myself to...quite yet. Maybe I can get it in the next chapter?