You can see it at the razzies 2012 version by WyldClaw
plot: Spoof of the family guy song " you can see it on tv ', Written before the so called winners of the 2011 golden raspberry awards were announced. BK refers to bigkidatheart, WC is yours truly . There are a few extra lines in italics that are not part of the original song. XxX is a break between each verse. Italics are extra lines. Names have been changed. Please read and review. thanks
BK: you know, WC we are luckily to have seen this particular year of films
WC: really? It seems like most of it was trash And completely sh-( Louise, Colin, mia1986, Ross, Roma hit her head with hardcover books) OWWIE! What was that for!
Naomi, Louise, Ross , Roma: hmmm.. everything! What do you mean by that?
WC ( rubbing her head): err nothing. only a select group of movies makes it to a glorious ceremony
Naomi, Ross, Colin, marvin, mollie, Roma : the oscars? Yahoo!
WC & BK: uhhh rrrright. Here are some examples...
BK [ singing]: we had major hits like the second to last twilight movie
Chrissy, mollie, , gigi , mia1986, , Roma,: YAHOO! eddy. marry and then change me
WC: with a lengthy labor scene sure to put you off doing 'it' for eternity
Twihards: HEY! (bonk WC over the head with books for the second time )
BK and WC: Its an easy situation.
An honest declaration
If its crappy you'll find it at the razzies
BK: bridesmaids, crazy stupid love, and the muppets gave us our comedic fill
while green hornet, the smurfs, Arthur, and many more made us sick of swill
WC: did you hear the rumors about a sequel to that extremely horrid 'Jack and Jill' (shudders)
BK and WC: You can try to deny it
Roma: no I'm not
BK and WC: but We ain't gonna buy it. If its crappy you can find it at the razzies
WC: if you crave a new Theater thrill. They're always brewing up some new big screen swill
BK: Like New Year's Eve . Yeech!
BK: adam sandler was once hollywood's rising comedic star. But today tsk ,tsk his career has really dropped far
WC: like box office flops like just go with it , zookeeper and bucky larson: born to be a star
WC and BK: Oh, there ain't nothing to it.
You buy a ticket an' view it.
If its crappy you can find it at the razzies
WC [talking]:, I think I get the point, BK.
Chrissy, Roma, Marvin, Ross, Colin , Mia1986, Gigi, Carrie ,: oh really? Then stop the bashing ( punch WC in the nose )
WC ( holding her broken nose): owwww! What was dab for
BK:, err we don't mean anything by this all
WC: we don't? bud BK I thought dab- ( BK hits her gut and stomps on her foot to shut her up )
BK: err its just for laughs guys ! Listin to this
BK ( singing Resumes) : warner brothers continued to stay alive. with hits like the last potter film and the artist continuing to thrive
WC: but green lantern, happy feet two, j. edgar and something borrowed caused stars' careers to take a huge nosedive
WC and BK: we ain't gonna bull ya
WC& BK: We just wanna tell ya
If it's crappy you can find it at the razzies
WC : lionsgate had trouble staying in the race
So they brought back final destination a fifth time to save some face
BK: but didnt james franco take all the main characters' place?
BK & WC: oh you may loathe it
mia1986, Ross, Scottie, Colin: You're reeeally askin' for it
BK and WC: if it's crappy you can find it at the razzies
James: like the sopranos transformers: dark of the moon I'd highly recommend
BK: but with the long plot, off screen drama and future reboot
WC: we don't know WHEN it will actually - (Music cuts out, spoof screen goes dark . Music kicks back in, spoof returns)
WC: to complete the philosophy on which we all agree (Roma, Scottie Chrissy, Ross, Colin, Mia1986 punch her in the gut and hit her over the head with heavy barbells ) Owwwwwwww!
BK: . All the bad movies in theater is vital yes siree
WC: ( gulps nervously) cause sometimes you need to escape reality with bad movies:
WC & BK: so up with the curtain . It's 100% certain. If its crappy you can mostly likely find it at the razzies