{{{ SHAKE! }}}



"I'm so proud of you, babe. Southern Region Manager of the Year three years running!"

"All because of you, my melodic massage-chair mechanic!"

"Mmm," he hums, grabbing my naked hips as I straddle his lap, "what a sweet reward."

"Which? Me or the chair?"

"Pfft, girls are a dime a dozen! The OSIM, on the other hand, she's special."

"She, huh?" I smile as his eyes roll back. "One girl on top and another below. What more could any man want?"

"Don't be jealous, baby. The top'll always be my favorite." With that, he lifts my hips and skewers me.


80" screen, well-placed mirrors, computer connected, and Bella reverse-cowgirling me in our OSIM—this moment's right.

"Mmmm, best position yet."

"The view's spectacular." I ogle jiggling tits.

Grabbing the TV remote, I link to my laptop while setting the chair to max-vibrate.

Retro AC/DC plays our song, staging another grand gesture as the words, "BELLA, WILL YOU MARRY ME?" flash on screen while Bella's mid-orgasming.

She says,"YES!"—without take backs—and kisses me, while I fumble for her ring in the side pouch.


This is the life I've envisioned for us—just me, my girl, and some incredible shaking.

Authors' Notes:

Born: We hope you all enjoyed our "little birthday collabadabble" for Sandy Southern, a great friend who really likes hot mechanics. Thank you all for following and playing along with us. Your nutty reviews kept us going (so I guess you can all blame yourselves!). PAD, writing this shizzle with you was a wild, exciting, unpredictable, educational, and entirely joyful experience. You were ever patient with my many posting errors (!) and I loved tumbling around with your cursor and your brain in our gdoc!

For my next act . . . I'm working on Remastering Marcus, a multi-chapter KEA future-take starring Marcus (as himself). I plan to start posting here next week, so if you're interested, you might want to put me on author alert. Until then, if you'd like to brush up on your Marcus, you can find him on my Kinkily Ever After blog (see my profile for link) in chapters 22, 23, 38, 80, 92, and 93. The Master has assigned a lot of homework!

Happy, healthy, crazy fictional New Years to you all! Take it away...PAD!



Muah! Thank you Born for allowing me to play along with you on this incredible journey. Ever the kind and merciful mistress you are, you allowed me to be me, yet pushed when I needed discipline.

And thank you, YOU AWESOME READERS AND REVIEWERS, who stayed with us every step of the way and gave me a lot more confidence and motivation to finish my own work. If you enjoy my style of writing (and craziness), you may want to check out some of my stories on Fanfiction and Fictionpad and give me a nudge to finish them. I will also be posting SHAKE! on my Fictionpad site.