This is turning into a crack-like fic? I don't know whether or not to make sure Sun is thoroughly embarrassed or not... But I can think of so many ways to make him turn red~
Princess Alice smiled as I began my story "It all started when Teacher got the Pope to turn me into a girl and then sent me to Pink's house...
Flashback:
My eyes drifted towards the bar and stepped in "Hello there, beautiful. Care for a drink?" a rather drunk man said to me, his hand holding on to a glass half-filled with whiskey. I tsked softly and pushed back my black hair "No thank you." he looked insulted and I smiled, walking past him and to a man nearest to the bartender, his headed bobbing to and fro in a drunken wave
"Alexander?" the black haired man turned around to face me, his eyes filled with curiosity "What is this? You already got a new lover, Alex?" a drunken man laughed loudly and slapped his companion's back
"Do you need something?" Alex asked, outright ignoring his friend's actions
"Yes. Please come with me for now..." the man beside him laughed hard and pushed Alex off his seat, yelling something absurd as we walked to the innermost room in the entire bar. After I shut the door closed, he straightened his back and removed the 'drunk man' facade and stared at me in wordless amusement as I sat down on a stool
"You are Grisia, the young Sun knight, I suppose?" his eyes trained on me and I nodded
"I thought the Sun Knights were supposed to be male" he mumbled Of course I am! Its your fault I have to look like this! I growled inwardly as he gave me a knowing look
"What is wrong now? And don't go blaming me for what Neo does to you." He doesn't even properly address Teacher... I thought bitterly
"Alexander Hell?" I asked politely as he sat down opposite of meon the bed and thought it over
"That's me. What, is something wrong with the church? Enough that the young Sun knight has to crossdress? Or am I wrong and you are really a female? You have the chest to prove it." He said mockingly ... Why the hell are you the Hell Knight? You should be the Metal Knight and teach Slime how to mock people!
"I am a fifteen year-old male! I just had to do some magic to look like this!" I snarled at him, he smiled happily as I tried to calm down "Nothing is wrong. We only need information on Maxwell and a progress report on the young Hell knight." he nodded and pulled out some papers "You look beautiful as a girl by the way." he joked as he handed the papers You are so lucky that you are under that lolitacon's protection or you'd be half dead by now! I thought darkly as I skimmed through the papers
"This is rather detailed... Marine Ports? Thats half a month's journey away from here..." I murmured softly. His hand suddenly came up and patted my chest
"...What in the name of the God of Light are you doing?" I asked blankly as I turned to look at him, a trademark-Sun smile on my face "Checking if its a fake chest. By the way, where did you get the dress?" From Pink! I pulled my bag closer to my chest and stared at his completely serious face
"... I am leaving..." I grabbed the documents, roughly stuffing them in and ran outside. I did not expect to bump into someone, I fell backwards before a hand reached out firmly grabbing my waist and another hand holding my wrist, pulled me close to himself "M-m-miss? A-are yo-u a-alright?" That stuttering voice could only belong to...
"Sir Earth Knight!" I called out loudly and tucked my head slightly in to my clothes Oh great, just great... "M-Miss?!" Earth looked at me with an 'innocently worried and panicked' look as he pulled me up Why must Earth be the one to me see me like this?! His eyes looked at me intently for a moment before resuming its panicked looked ... Where the hell do you think my eyes are? I forced a smile at him, albeit I had to do it somewhat shyly then I quickly said
"No... thank you for your concern, but I am just fine." I said in a high pitched voice as he seemed to calm down "I'm sorry! I-I-I-I d-did-didn't mean t-to b-bump into you..." He said quickly, slowly this began to turn uncomfortable for me "I-I'll help you pick u-up your things!" He said quickly and bent down to pick it up Strange, I don't remember it falling from my hands I bent down to grabbed some
"E-eh? A-are you re-related t-to Kni-knight Captain Judgement?" Earth piped up after a moment. His eyes looked up fearfully at me I should say no, but it's not like there are any rumours that he doesn't have a sister... I maybe so as to say he does have one.. "Huh? Oh, you're talking about Chasel? Yes, he is my older brother..." I said awkwardly and stood up, a nervous smile planted on my face as I held out my hand Greatest choice I have ever made. I smirked inwardly as Earth's face paled greatly, his eyes widening and his body trembling slightly as the people nearby soon looked at me fearfully What are you waiting for? Give me the papers! He stood up slowly and carefully handed back the papers and gave me the most awkward and innocent smile I had ever seen "U-um g-good-"
"EARTH! WHERE ARE YOU?!" A loud voice screamed, nearly making me faint from shock as I held my head in my hands, it seems even Earth was forced to the same condition as me
"B-Blaze? I'm r-right h-here!" He called loudly in a pained voice "I should be going now..." Unfortunately for me, it seems as if the God of light was very bored today "Who is this?" Blaze said loudly, an eyebrow raise in confusion as he looks me over "Chasel's-gègè's sister! Please excuse me." I said quickly and ran from them, head straight for the temple I don't remember it being the job of the young Holy Knights to patrol the city yet...
"What's a beauty like you doing in such a rush? Don't run to fast, you might end up damaging your lovely skin~" that flirtatious voice... "Shut up, Storm. What that little girl does is none of your buisness, or are you trying to be her knight in shining armor?" And that horrible insult could only be... Why is the God of Light so bored today?! "Metal, you can't say anything without making a fool of yourself, can't you?" I turned my head upwards to meet with three people who were on my 'Avoid while dressed as a girl list' " I cursed inwardly at least...
"Moon, Storm, Metal! Quickly! Knight Captain Judgement is looking for you!" Leaf called out from behind me First Earth and Blaze, now it's you four?! The only people left are Ice, Judge, Cloud, Stone and young Hell knight! "Eh? Who is this?" Leaf asked looking at me "I'm... Rose..." I stuttered Why must you do this to me?.. "What a fitting name for such a beautiful girl such as yourself." Storm said as he winked at me, it looked awfully strained though
"Must admit she is sexy." Metal said with a raised eyebrow and whisteled, all the while Moon kept his head up high and looked down at me coldly I really hate you right now, Metal... "I have to go now.." I stood up and tripped... over Moon's elaborately long coat "Are you alright miss?" I grumbled quietly and sat up "Ouch!" I glared at my lower leg, there was a large bruise covering the area of my knees "Obviously not." Moon said as he brought his coat closer to himself "We'll give you a ride back! You are headed for the temple anyways right?" I froze But I'm sure the magic could'nt have... seeing my terrified and shocked look, Leaf said quickly "A-am I wrong? Y-you have the bag with the temple's in-insignia so I thought..."
So thats how it is "Ah, yes... Thank you the help." I smiled gratefully as Leaf then healed my leg "She can ride with you, Leaf. I have to go run some errands for Judgement." Storm called out and left, winking at the girls in the streets as they squeled noisily "Me too." and with that, but Moon and Metal left, both heading for the exact opposite directions from us
Yay! I finally got to update this week... :D
can some people give me a few male names?.. It's alright if you don't wanna...
I wont update till 2 weeks from now or maybe tomorrow... Am i the only writer here that is so irregular in updating? Oh well...