Your story sad to tell

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A parody of "beauty school dropout"

Garden Dropout

By: ZellyBaby

Your story sad to tell
A teenage ne'er do well
Most mixed up young delinquent in Balamb
Your futures so unclear now
What's left of your career now
Can't even get a trade in on your smile

Garden dropout
No SeeD graduation day for you
Garden dropout
Missed your mid-terms and flunked junctioning too
Well at least you could have taken time to wash and clean your clothes up
After spending all that dough to have the doctor fix that scar up

Baby get moving (Better get movin)
Why keep your romantic dream alive
What are you proving (What are you provin)
You've got the dream but not the drive

If you go for your dream you will join a steno pool
Turn in your knight dreams and go back to garden

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Hanging around that sorceress adel
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It's about time you knew the score

Well you wouldn't listen to squall, you think your such a fighter
But no sorceress would come to you unless she was a hooker like ultimacia

Baby don't sweat it (Don't sweat it)
You're not cut out to be knight
Better forget it (Forget it)
Who wants their knight to be slob

Now your magic is junctioned, your gun-blade sharpened, but still theworld is cruel
Wipe off that smirk off your face and go back to garden

Baby don't blow it
Don't put my good advice to shame
Baby you know it
Even Dear Zell'd say the same

Now I've called the shot, get off the block, I really gotta
fly
Gotta be going to that garden on the sky

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Go back to garden
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Go back to garden
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Go back to garden

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remember this is all good fun, I love seifer but I still like to poke fun at him every once in a while J