What are your favorite quotes from Daria?

Daria: "I don't have low self esteem, I have low esteem for everyone else." Episode 1, The Esteemers.

Daria: I almost killed a dog yesterday.

Jane: Gonna work your way up to humans slowly?

Helen: Daria, do you have to look at everything in such a negative light?

Daria: Could you possibly be referring to the harsh light or reality?

Upchuck:Grrrrr Fiesty

Daria: "Forget it. I don't like kids. I didn't even like kids when I was a kid" (Season 1, episode Pinch Sitter).

Episode: Lucky Strike (506)

Mr. DeMartino: "You think I'm bluffing? This is Goodwill polyester I've been sweating in all night. I WANT to picket n***!"

I wish he'd picketed n***...

Episode: Through a Lens Darkly (301) Daria: I almost killed a dog yesterday.Jane: Gonna work your way up to humans slowly?

Episode: Mart of Darkness.

Kevin: "Mr. D! I thought you were at the barbeque. What are you doing here?" Mr. DeMartino: "I'm sorry if my SHOPPING CART has CONFUSED you, Kevin! I'm here for the command performance of MADAME BUTTERFLY in the AUTOMOTIVE department!" Brittany" "Wow, Kevvy! This store really does have everything!"

Helen: (reading Daria's career aptitude test evaluation sheet) A mortician? Your lack of interest in personal interaction makes you an ideal candidate for working with the dead. Daria, have you given any thought to your career plans?

Daria: I guess I'll just wait around for people to kick the bucket.

Helen: I can't believe you're not more ambitious.

Daria: You want me to kill people to drum up business?

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