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EclipseIllusion

The object of this game is to list a food that would fit in the above sentencing like... You know you're eating an unhealthly food when one of the ingredients is...(enter food). It doesn't have to be fattening, it can be dangerous to eat like bees or something. Just try to get as outrageous as possible, and remember have fun with it. I'll start it. Also you don't have to rewrite the sentence, you can just say your word.

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Deep-fat fried lard

1/11/2009 #1
KailinBoBailin

You know you're eating an unhealthy good when one of the ingredients is week old expired milk.

1/11/2009 #2
EclipseIllusion

XD

You know you're eating an unhealthy food when one of the ingredients is bacon wrapped in three different types of cheeses.

1/11/2009 #3
REVOLuTiontte En Casca

You know you're eating an unhealthy food when one of the ingredients has the words "1 Year Guarantee" and a long list of agreements from various customers.

1/12/2009 #4
Artemis Mitera

You know you're eating an unhealthy food when one of the ingredients is mice...

1/12/2009 #5
EclipseIllusion

You know that you're eating an unhealthy food when one of the ingredients is "genuine horse".

1/12/2009 #6
Inferno232

You know you're eating unhealthy food when, on the package, is posted "NEW! MADE WITH 100% REAL CHEESE!"

What the hell did they use before?! Is everything else real? Is that really meat in there?!

By the way, horse is technically a lean meat, and therefore healthy.

1/12/2009 #7
REVOLuTiontte En Casca

You know when you're eating unhealthy food when it outlives your grandma.

By the way, horse is technically a lean meat, and therefore healthy.

Aye.....

1/13/2009 #8
EclipseIllusion

By the way, horse is technically a lean meat, and therefore healthy.

Did not know that...

You know you'r eating an unhealthy food when the cow it came from was killed by getting force fed cheese with bacon wrapped around it then deep fat fried, and had it's utter injected with three different cheeses.

1/13/2009 #9
Gryphaena

You know you're eating an unhealthy food when you find gym socks in the bowl.

10/19/2009 #10
Robert Strand

You know you are eating unhealthy food when the Calorie content is 10 times that of a McDonnald's Big Mac.

11/11/2009 #11
Gryphaena

You know you're eating an unhealthy food when live tapeworms are an ingredient.

11/11/2009 #12
Robert Strand

You know you are eating unhealthy when you enter a coma.

11/11/2009 #13
Gryphaena

You know you're eating an unhealthy food when the smell makes you vomit.

11/11/2009 #14
Robert Strand

You know you are eating unhealthy when not even the dog will eat what falls on the floor.

11/11/2009 #15
Gryphaena

You know you're eating an unhealthy food when the cat runs away from its smell.

11/11/2009 #16
HeyIt'sElena

you know your eating an unhealthy food when one of the ingrediants is a stick of butter wrapped with bacon and sousage.

11/11/2009 #17
Gryphaena

You know you're eating an unhealthy food when it's been deep fried five times.

11/11/2009 #18
KuriAster

You know you're eating an unhealthy food when you get fat.

11/11/2009 #19
Gryphaena

You know you're eating an unhealthy food when it's covered in maggots.

11/11/2009 #20
Robert Strand

You know you are eating unhealthy when that can of black olives you just thought you just ate were actually peaches.

11/12/2009 #21
Gryphaena

You know you are eating unhealthy food when your dinner partner keels over.

11/12/2009 #22
Robert Strand

You know you are eating unhealthy when the smell of the food makes you loose your hair.

11/12/2009 #23
Gryphaena

You know you are eating unhealthy when the vultures fight you over the meal.

11/12/2009 #24
Clayto

You know you are eating unhealthy food if you go to KFC and order a "Double down"

Have you heard of this thing, it's freaking bacon sandwiched between 2 pieces of chicken... THATS IT NOTHING ELSE!!

And people wonder why obesity is such a huge problem. No pun intended

How long do you think it took someone to have a heart attack after eating it.

6/29/2010 #25
CupidsLeadArrows

You know your eating unhealthy food when it has maggots crawling all through it and the only person who is authorised sell it is mcdonald's.

6/30/2010 . Edited 6/30/2010 #26
Laughing Rain

SOYLENT GREEN

7/11/2010 #27
I'm Your Pitiful Life

E-2000 or E-1131 or E-2226 or anything else with E.

7/13/2010 #28
CupidsLeadArrows

You know your eating unhealthy food when it has worms crawling through it and smells like your mommas armpits

8/4/2010 #29
Robert Strand

You know you're eating an unhealthy when what you are eating in banned from being imported into your country for health risks.

8/4/2010 #30
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