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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6365959/1/StarStrucked I think this can almost qualify for caps rape.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6365972/1/Happy_April_Fools_Day Twilight crack fic?....

10/1/2010 . Edited 10/1/2010 #301


It's funny as long as I pretend it's a normal person just making fun of all pretty much every single other Warriors fic where the author is actually serious about writing. Because...no one writes about the canon characters. No one.

And their Clan and names are all just as stupid :)

10/1/2010 . Edited 10/1/2010 #302

Ooooo burn.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6365974/1/Socially_Acceptable Dear holy mother of pickles, I need eye bleach and mind bleach.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6295342/1/Paola_Justin_plus_Christina_Ryan_equals_love Justin Bieber Fanfiction....read with caution

10/1/2010 . Edited 10/1/2010 #303
Sara Darkotter

their Clan and names are all just as stupid.

Quote won't turn off. Great. Anyhow, agreed. I only made it past chapter one, and by the time my brain exploded, I had agreed with Tigerwhatshisname that his sisters and stuff are goody-goodies. Really though. A kit only what-a few hours old kills not only another kit, but the leader. Then he tells his sisters. Ok.

10/1/2010 #304

The names are very stupid. Horrendous. Very disturbing. What's up with that Sunshine one? All weird.

She has this on her page- Dislikes: Preps, people who label me, flamers, people who don't like my writing, because they're just jealous of me.

Conceited much?

10/1/2010 . Edited 10/1/2010 #305



10/1/2010 #306
Sara Darkotter

Or tab. Tab just leaves a bigger indent, which is handy for those big scene changes.

10/1/2010 #307

Why do they abuse my eyes? My poor eyes!

10/1/2010 #308
Sara Darkotter

My favorite quotes from the Hidden Prophices person's account:

I don't like Leafpool, because she is icky. Ashfur is also icky! I hate him!

Icky. Really.

Now watch as she puts down three canon pairings:

Ash X Squirrel (icky! I hate him.) Again with the icky! They fell in love with each other for a while! It is canon! Get over it! Fire X Spotted (ugh, that's just so stupid.) Yes. She's a medicine cat. They make mistakes. Because they have emotions. Which is why Leafpool fell in love, which is a repeat of Spottedleaf's mistake. Daisy X Cloud (he's Brightheart's, not yours, stupid Daisy!) Daisy was in a new place, not that comfortable around the other cats and Cloudtail was really kind and there to help her when she needed it, even if it was only to be polite. Can you blame the poor cat?

The reviews on the story are better than the story itself.

10/1/2010 #309

Did you read Hidden Prophices? It's hilarious. As long as you just...pretend it's not serious or anything. Yeah.

I don't really like any of the canon pairings in Warriors either. They're all so unnecessarily dramatic. All of them.

10/2/2010 #310
Sara Darkotter

I read the allegiances and chapter 1, then ended up in the reviews.

And yes, the pairings are overly dramatic, but that's part of the fun!

Apparently, Hidden Prophices is one of those fics you feel the need to continue reading when you set it down. Excuse me.

10/3/2010 #311
Sara Darkotter

Oh, wait, that was the prologue.

Gotta say, I haven't even met Gaypaw, and already I love him! His medicine cat name should be Gaypride.

10/3/2010 #312

He becomes...Gaysparkle I think. Yes, he's amazing :'D ♥

"Yep! I am called Gaysparkle now, after how my eyes sparkle whenever I am feeling gay."

"Even though you are wonderful and sweet and gorgeous, I have become evil! And I am in love with Deathheart now!"

Oh, how I love Hidden Prophices.

Edit: "Then he attacked Suicidekit, who died!"

Ahem ♥

10/3/2010 . Edited 10/3/2010 #313


Warriors fic.

10/3/2010 #314


I'm gonna take it into my own hands to write a good Warriors fic about the actual characters.

Or at least find some already written.

10/5/2010 #315


It's like My Immortal on crack.

Has to be written by a troll. Has to.


vergini iz a stoodemt @ hugwortz whoo metz gabriwl/harry potter and fall in love. redd da ztori itz like so OMg totally kewl. vergini is awsum n hot n super duper smart and genriel iz a majoe hotti. no flaymz plz!

10/6/2010 . Edited 10/6/2010 #316
Saber Wing

OMG it is like My Immortal. This person is probably deliberately imitating it.

10/6/2010 #317

It's like she's trying to act like one of the preps from My Immortal. Whereas Ebony was a gothic Satanist, this girl is a preppy Christian.

It's a battle between good and evil if there ever was one.

10/6/2010 #318
Third Kind

What is it with these My Immortal clones popping up these days? -_-

10/7/2010 #319


Zelda fic.

10/8/2010 #320
Saber Wing


Wow, that was the most retarded thing I've ever read. No sleep + six hour shift + really bad fanfiction = hysterical laughter from Angel.

10/9/2010 #321

What is it with these My Immortal clones popping up these days? -_-

People hoping to get the same kind of attention... attention whores come in all forms!

10/10/2010 #322
I'm Your Pitiful Life


"Olivia is stalked,kidnapped,and raped. several weeks later the guys throw her a surprise pool party for her birthday."


10/15/2010 #323

ROTFL!!@^^^ I usually don't laugh when rape is involved, but good God.

10/15/2010 . Edited 10/15/2010 #324



10/17/2010 #325

look like a big blob of fail

10/17/2010 #326

...I clicked the link, I can't ever read it. It's blobs or writing.

10/17/2010 #327




10/17/2010 . Edited 10/17/2010 #328

lol @ the second one.

10/17/2010 #329
Saber Wing

"I...I think I'm...In love with you...Cynthia" Cynthia's face showed disgust. "You don't even know my last name!" Cynthia shoved Frankie away from her, turned around, and stomped off. Frankie stood there, confused."

ROFLMFAO. Wow. My brain is melting just reading this crap. Not to mention, my eyes. I only made it through the first three walls O.o

10/17/2010 . Edited 10/17/2010 #330
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