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Hinoto Hyuga of the Akatsuki

Alright. This is how you play. The poster above you will give you two insane choices and you have to chose one of them.

Person 1:

Would you rather be locked in a cage with a tiger or kiss a monkey?

Person 2:

Kiss a monkey.

Then the person gives the two choices.


Would you rather like peanut butter off a hobo's foot or go to class in a bikini?

11/23/2010 #1
Lady Elizabeth of York

Go to class in a bikini.

Would you rather go to jail for a year or eat your dog?

11/23/2010 #2
Hinoto Hyuga of the Akatsuki

Got to jail.. I don't have a dog :(

Would you rather Shave your head bald or Eat a car?

11/23/2010 #3

Shave my head. all that metal would kill you!

Would you rather kick a police officer in the genitals or moon a secret service agent?

This game is a good idea, btw =D

11/24/2010 #4
Hinoto Hyuga of the Akatsuki

Kick the officer

Would you rather serve as a test dummy or a soldier in the army?

11/24/2010 #5
Franny ze Omega

Test dummy.

Would you rather become a flower or a potato?

11/24/2010 #6
Hinoto Hyuga of the Akatsuki

A flower.

Would you rather eat a squirrel or a mouse?

11/24/2010 #7

Squirrel. The state I live in is right next door to Arkansas, so go figure.

Would you rather sleep in a dumpster or in a homeless guy's box?

11/24/2010 #8
Hinoto Hyuga of the Akatsuki

Homeless guys box

Would you rather bath in mud or choclate?

11/24/2010 #9


Would you rather live the life of a rockstar or the life of an actor/tress?

11/24/2010 #10
Otaku Takeshi

Life of an actor.

Would you rather learn Judo or Karate?

11/24/2010 #11
Lady Elizabeth of York


Would you rather hold a snake or a mouse?

11/24/2010 #12


Would you rather eat cheese brocolli soup for the rest of your life or sushi?

11/24/2010 #13
Otaku Takeshi

PFFF. Sushi of course. pfff..shhh..meh

Would you rather play the guitar or play the piano?

11/24/2010 #14
Franny ze Omega

Guitar. It's the one thing I'm good at.

Would you rather eat a llama or eat a platypus?

11/24/2010 #15

Wth...? Do I have to chose? =\ *sigh* Llama, I guess.

Would you rather be transported into your favorite book or your favorite video game?

11/25/2010 #16
Lady Elizabeth of York

Seeing as I read more books then I play video games, I'd say books.

Would you rather give a dog who hates water a bath or a cat who hates water a bath?

1/11/2011 #17
Lady Logos

Cat.. I have very very much experience dealing with that.

Would you rather loose you sight or your hearing?

1/11/2011 #18
Moon Lily91

Lose my sight so that I can truly appreciate the personalities of others. Not that I do, mind you. Wait, this means I won't be able to play video games! No!

Would you rather be crushed by a bookcase or have your ribs/windpipe crushed by lifting weights?

1/11/2011 #19
Lady Logos


Would you rather drink coffee or tea?

1/11/2011 #20
Moon Lily91

I'm totally in love with coffee. I can't stand the taste of tea.

Would you rather be caught in a blizzard or a drought?

1/11/2011 #21
Lady Logos

blizzard - Have lots of experience about those.

Would you rather Give or Take?

1/11/2011 . Edited 1/11/2011 #22
Mr. Awesome Guitarfreak

This is gonna sound conceited, but take all the way!

WYR eat ten live spiders or throw up for five minutes straight?

1/11/2011 #23
Lady Logos

Throw up. I have eaten a spider wasn't pleasant. I have also vomited some hours straight and that wasn't pleasant either.

WYR drink red or white wine?

1/11/2011 #24
Mr. Awesome Guitarfreak

first off, when the hell did you eat a spider??? second of all, i'm not old enough. but red is a cool color, so red.

1/11/2011 #25
Lady Logos

It was an accident.. I have also done the impossible.. I dropped scissors to my head once.

WYR have a slave or be a slave?

1/11/2011 #26

Oops, my bad.

Be a slave.

Would you rather live in medieval Europe, or America in the 1800's?

1/11/2011 . Edited 1/11/2011 #27
Lady Logos

Europe and the question still stands.

1/11/2011 #28
Mr. Awesome Guitarfreak

Europe. It would be cool.

WYR read people's minds or control people's minds?

1/11/2011 #29
Lady Logos

WYR be a plate or a glass?

1/11/2011 #30
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