Dante's Inferno
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Trippy Hippie

Yes, indeed black people invented the good o'le stuff.

6/24/2008 #271
Aorithikko

yo mama soo stupid, that when she fucked her man, she pissed on him and thought she came

6/24/2008 #272
Aorithikko

yo mama sooooo000ooo000ooo stuck-up that she told me that i cant have have her son because blood is thicker than water. and i told her "bitch, blood may be thicker than water...... but you wanna know whats thicker than blood?...seamen, and I make your son cum every night bitch and he loves it."

6/24/2008 #273
CrosserofMirrors

Girl, you on a whole 'nother level...

Yo mama so fat yo daddy uses her rolls to stash his weed.

6/24/2008 . Edited 6/24/2008 #274
Aorithikko

yo mama soo000oo000oo fat yo daddy fucked her roll and that it was her coochie

6/24/2008 #275
Aorithikko

yo mama soo nasty I said "where's the kitchen so I can throw this in the garbage disposal?" and yo mama came and opened her mouth

6/24/2008 #276
CrosserofMirrors

Yo mama's grill so jacked yo daddy wouldn't let her give him head.

6/24/2008 #277
Aorithikko

yo mama like a submarine, she takes SPECIAL trips down under to work the fish

6/24/2008 #278
CrosserofMirrors

Yo mama so fat when she wore a tank top, she looked like a busted can of biscits.

6/24/2008 #279
CrosserofMirrors

Yo mama's feet so jacked it look like she've been travelin' with jesus.

6/24/2008 #280
Aorithikko

yo mama sooo ugly that when she went to the bank, she put her head on the counter and said "give me all the money"

(You guys know we had to do a little classic one)

*Snaps & Pose*

6/24/2008 #281
CrosserofMirrors

Yo mama so ugly that when the pillsbury dough boy saw her, he said, "My heart is not to fuckin' your's!"

6/24/2008 . Edited 6/24/2008 #282
CrosserofMirrors

Yo mama so ugly she gave Freddy nightmares.

6/24/2008 #283
CrosserofMirrors

Yo mama so nasty that when Santa came for christmas, he gave her a toothbrush.

6/24/2008 #284
CrosserofMirrors

Yo mama so fat that when pillsbury dough boy saw her, he yelled, "DAMN THAT BITCH GOT SOME ROLLS!"

6/24/2008 #285
CrosserofMirrors

Yo mama so ashy that when she scratched, I thought it was snowing.

6/24/2008 #286
Aorithikko

Yo mama so nasty that when she took a shit, the toilet smacked her in the face and said "Take it to the next toilet"

It's pretty bad when I'd rather fuck Flava Flav instead of yo mama... nuf said

Yo mama soo nasty she opened her birthday gift and it was a bar of soap and a card that said "you know what to do"

Yo mama need to loose weight, i'm tired of having a hallway stopper everytime i go to yo house

Let me tell you why babies are afraid of yo mamma, cause yo mamma feed them her rolls instead of her titties

6/24/2008 #287
Aorithikko

I looked at the roof and said "How is it raining inside" and I looked over and yo mamma hovered over my head talkin bout some "I like my men nice and wet"

6/24/2008 #288
The Endless Rain

Yo mama so ugly she makes Yoda look good.

6/24/2008 #289
Trippy Hippie

Yo mama so greasy that Texco buys oil from her.

6/24/2008 #290
CrosserofMirrors

Yo mama smell so bad she's the reason Micheal Jackson's nose fell off.

6/24/2008 #291
Trippy Hippie

Yo mama so ugly she made Bush look hot.

6/24/2008 #292
CrosserofMirrors

Yo mama so old, when she opened her couchie and ya daddy took a look there were cobwebs.

6/24/2008 #293
The Endless Rain

The Michael Jackson one is good. But his nose is still there.

6/24/2008 #294
Aorithikko

yo mamma sooo fat that when she fucks she does it doggie style just to get her pleasure, instead of her rolls

yo mamma sooo fat, she had her car customized so she can fit in it...........Now she uses her feet to peddle, TAKIN IT BACK TO THE FLINT STONES

Yo mamma pussy sooo wet, she fucks towls to make it dry

yo mamma soo nasty she fucked michael jackson thinkin he was a scarecrow

yo mamma soo fake she makes barbie look real....oh wait, she is barbie

yo mamma soo poor she eats cum to stay alive

6/24/2008 #295
CrosserofMirrors

But his nose is still there.

Yes, but part of it is a prostetic, he can remove his nose tip.

Yo mama so nasty she was offered a part on 8 Mile.

6/25/2008 #296
Aorithikko

Yo mamma so desperate, she gives herself head

6/25/2008 #297
Trippy Hippie

Yes, but part of it is a prostetic, he can remove his nose tip.

That's nasty as hell..

6/25/2008 #298
CrosserofMirrors

Yo mama so ugly that when she said, "I'm brining sexy back." Justin Timberlake said, "The fuck you not!"

6/25/2008 #299
Aorithikko

yo mamma sooo ugly that when god said let there be light, he looked at yo mamma and said "00ooo00ooo Except for that ugly thing"

6/25/2008 #300
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