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KJMathers

Simple game, yet sorta simalar to Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer.

All you have to do is ask a question beggining with Why? The next poster then in turn gives an answer that is not really liable to make sense. Easy enough? So, here goes. Still, I have the feeling that this topic will divebomb. And, I still have the feeling that there is already a topic that is exactly like this. Hmmm.... Meh, what do I care? Well, let us begin.

Why do I feel the World will end too soon?

4/12/2008 #1
Wildcard999

Because if the world ends too late, a lot of people could get hurt.

Why would you think this is fun? (jk)

4/12/2008 #2
KJMathers

Cuz my stupid life makes me think that anything stupid is funny.

Why do you care?

4/12/2008 #3
8I

I don't.

Why should I?

4/12/2008 #4
KJMathers

Cuz I said so?

Why DON'T you care?

4/12/2008 #5
otherrealmwriter

Becasue I don't

Why is it so hard to find an intellectual converstion today?

4/12/2008 #6
KJMathers

Cuz the little voices in our heads make us say and do stupid things.

Why do I not work on my other stories.

4/12/2008 #7
otherrealmwriter

Because I'm easily distracted *looks away* What's that?

Why am I easily distracted?

4/12/2008 #8
KJMathers

Cuz peoples ramblings bore you?

Why do the ramblings of people bore you?

4/12/2008 #9
otherrealmwriter

Because they do

Why am I easily bored?

4/12/2008 #10
REVOLuTiontte En Casca

You are?

Why did Kaiser have to mess up the Chosen Ones' forum?....

4/12/2008 #11
Wildcard999

Obviously he's pretty full of himself, calling himself Kaiser, and ego's ruin everything, including well thought out world domination plans.

Why are your subsequent questions all relating to your answers?

4/13/2008 #12
Exuberant Lemon

because some people aren't very creative.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

4/16/2008 #13
otherrealmwriter

Becasue people are narrowminded and some fear the fact that there is an omnipent being watching over us

Why is it that smart people feel so alienated at times, almost to the point that they feel like aliens

4/16/2008 #14
Exuberant Lemon

Because everyone else is stupid in comparison and they, i mean, we feel all superior! MWHAAAAHAAAHAAAAHAAA!!!

Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

4/16/2008 #15
Kagu-tsuchi-13

Because you have to give a little to take a lot.

Why am I so sleepy?

4/17/2008 #16
Exuberant Lemon

Because you were up all night daydreaming about the fit and comfy shoes you wished for in the grant a wish thread.

Why does everyone speak different languages and have different accents if we all originally came from the same place?

4/17/2008 #17
dreamyy

Because they have adapted into that place.

Why am i ugly?

4/17/2008 #18
otherrealmwriter

Becasue you allow yourself to feel that way most likely after someone called you that. You are only as ugly as you allow yourself to feel

Why do I have a black spec in my one iris's coloring in my eye?

4/17/2008 #19
SV Green

Because you mistook the pepper-shaker for eye-drops

Why me?!

4/17/2008 #20
DayD-Ari

Because it didnt happen to someone else.

Why do we have an imagination?

4/18/2008 #21
Wildcard999

Becuase people who don't have one are boring, and therefore get next to no chance to procreate, effectively killng off that section of our species.

Why don't people like dating smart people? I think Darwinism screwed up somewhere.

4/18/2008 #22
KJMathers

Because. If they dated a stupid person, the they could feel smarter themselves.

Why do they always tell me to think outside the box? How in the world am I supposed to do that if they wont even LET me OUTSIDE the box?

4/19/2008 #23
Exuberant Lemon

Why do they always tell me to think outside the box? How in the world am I supposed to do that if they wont even LET me OUTSIDE the box?

well, go to another planet and maybe they will.

Why is there a little countdown [like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4] near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books?

4/19/2008 #24
KJMathers

'cuz books are supposed to help you learn. They are just looking out for you. Making sure you do not forget how to count.

Why is Dib's head so big? (IZ question)

4/19/2008 #25
Exuberant Lemon

cus it makes him look superior, evil and cute. =]

Why?

4/19/2008 . Edited 4/19/2008 #26
KJMathers

Just asking. Seriously, though. His head isn't that big.

Why does everyone say Dib has a big head.

4/19/2008 #27
Exuberant Lemon

because he doesn't have a little head.

Why does it matter what size dibs head is?

4/19/2008 #28
KJMathers

I do not know. It was just the first question that began with why that entered my head.

Why is life cruel.

4/19/2008 #29
Exuberant Lemon

some people like to fustrate others by not adding question marks to the end of their written questions.

who invented this?: ?

4/19/2008 #30
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