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Psychedelicate Poltergeist

So what are things your favourite ficional characters would never say, not even once? Please specify the fanfom that character's from as well.

Hermione Granger (I'm pretty sure we all know where she comes from): Who wants to play Quidditch!?

8/10/2012 #1

Bella speaking to Edward: Let's face the facts. You sparkle and live in the woods, you are not a vampire but a fairy.

8/12/2012 #2

Jack Harkness: No... not in the mood right now.

8/12/2012 #3

Kobra COmmander: I think we are econnomically unprepared to steal the moon.

8/12/2012 #4
Lady of York

Charles Xavier (X-men): Lets kill people.

Ron Weasley (Harry Potter: Can't play Qudditch right now, I'm studying.

8/12/2012 #5

Dobby: I hate you Harry Potter!

8/12/2012 #6

Lucius Malfoy: I love you Harry Potter!

8/12/2012 #7
classic anon

Tifa Lockhart from Final Fantasy VII : my boobs are fake.

Squall Leonhart from Final Fantasy VIII: i am SOOOOOO BOOOOOOORRRREEEEDDDDD lets save the world again to alleviate my boredom.

L from Death Note : I support Kira/I AM Kira!

8/19/2012 #8
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Zero Kiryuu (Vampire Knight): I just love my life! i'm so happy!

8/21/2012 . Edited 8/21/2012 #9
classic anon

Chris Redfield: I'm hungry. I want a Jill Sandwich. (note the reference to the original game.)

8/21/2012 #10
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Light Yagami (Death Note): Leave those criminals alone! They should live! Oh, fuck the Death Note, I don't need it anymore!

Sakura Haruno (Naruto): I HATE SASUKE!!!

9/25/2012 . Edited 9/25/2012 #11

(The first one's from memory of another site.)

Voldemort (Harry Potter): Hey Severus, I've been thinking of giving up magic and working at, what's it called? Ah, McDonalds, where I can play with Happy Meal toys all day. Lalalalala!

9/25/2012 #12
Robert Strand

Gary Oak: "Wow Ash you are such a cool guy!"

9/25/2012 #13

Len Kagamine (vocaloid): "I love you Miku!"

9/26/2012 #14
s class wizard
Italy: England's cooking is amazing!
9/26/2012 #15
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Haruhi Suzumiya (Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya): Mikuru, you don't have to wear the maid cosplay today.

9/26/2012 #16
Mach the Slewfoot

Naruto: Fuck Ramen!

Sakura: Naruto-kun!

9/26/2012 #17

Harry Plinkett: "I don't want any damn pizza rolls."

9/26/2012 #18
Sailor Pluto
Liquid Snake: Solid Snake is the greatest twin brother I've ever had!
9/26/2012 #19
Lady of York

Lily Evans Potter: Kill my son, I don't care about him, I'd rather marry Severus and have his children.

Voldemort: Can we discuss this over tea and cake?

9/26/2012 #20

Severus Snape: Who's up for a Hooters' run?! I'm super psyched!

9/27/2012 . Edited 9/27/2012 #21
classic anon

Exdeath: fuck the Void.

Navi the Fairy (From Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time): I'll shut up now and not talk for the rest of the game.

9/28/2012 #22

Lol'd at the Navi one! XD

PIkachu: Clefairy! (Ya get what I mean)

9/29/2012 #23
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Konata Izumi (Lucky Star): Fuck anime and video games, homework and studying is way better.

That right there is also something you'd never hear me say. Never.

10/6/2012 #24
Sasuke: I love you... Sakura<> Sakura: Ew. Get away from me you, chicken-hair creep!
10/6/2012 #25

Ash: I love Team Rocket! And Team Plasma, Team Aqua, Team Magma, and another which I can't say.

Brockz: Fuck girls, I like Ash way better. (As in friend, not gay.)

10/6/2012 #26
James: Jesse<> Jesse: James<> Wobuffet: And Meowth!<> Meowth: Wobuffet!<> Ash:o_o *Silence*... The fuck?
10/6/2012 #27

Lol. I don't get it, but it's funny! XD

10/7/2012 #28
Haha I don't get it either! xD
10/7/2012 #29

Lol. Why'd you post it then? xP

10/7/2012 #30
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