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Lady of York

We have describe movie badly, so I thought why not.

X-men knock off. The bad boy from Gilmore Girls stars in it and he plays a character who has a lot of sexual tension with his niece.

9/8/2012 #1
Myrddin le Fay

Mutant X.

About morons who are super smart and they work in a university or something.

9/8/2012 . Edited 9/8/2012 #2
Robert Strand


A TV show aired on NBC ironically about NBC...

9/8/2012 #3
Myrddin le Fay
No! The big bang theory.
9/8/2012 #4

Stars Earn Stripes is the first show that comes to mind when the word "irony" is mentioned in the same sentence as "NBC."

Some possible male models stand around a lot and look pretty while saving the world from various paranormal threats.

9/9/2012 . Edited 9/9/2012 #5


A bunch of incompetent Southerners deal with all the mystical creatures that plague their small town.

9/9/2012 #6
Myrddin le Fay

I don't know, but I'll guess Monsters, (never watched it).

Some weird babe who likes to swim and is the sister of some bad evil chick gives some magic dude a wicked cool magical sword.

9/9/2012 #7

Ursino's was True Blood and as for Myrddin, I'm guessing Merlin.

Two underpaid women try to be funny, occasionally succeed.

9/9/2012 #8
Myrddin le Fay

Two Broke Girls? (I actually thought True Blood, but I was also thinking more monster monsters not corny vampires, and whatever. I haven't watched it).

A small town gets peppered by a meteorite and it make some guy sick to be around some, but do freaky things around other pieces.

9/9/2012 . Edited 9/9/2012 #9

Yup! :)

Yours is Smallvile, right?

An oversexed captain routinely endangers his crew . . . and it's set in Wales (it's not Star Trek, just throwing that out there).

9/9/2012 #10
Myrddin le Fay

Yep :)


Giant robots beating on "aliens" with a lead male who is a whiny bastard coward and he lives with a girl who is more a bitch than Sakura from Naruto, a penguin, and a drunk!

9/9/2012 #11

Doctor Who

A guy in an undersized blue box with busty girls saves the universe.

9/9/2012 #12

. . .

Uh . . .

. . . Doctor Who?

A small town is full of fairy tale characters, except O WAIT NO IT ISN'T, and this blonde chick is their savior, and the mayor is evil, and O WAIT THE FAIRY TALES ARE REAL? Fucking PLOT TWIST.

9/9/2012 . Edited 9/9/2012 #13

I'm lost, I don't watch that TV and I just read the forums rules over. Whoops. Anyway.....

It involves a purple dinosaur on crack

9/9/2012 #14

Barney. (Once Upon a Time was mine.)

"Desperate," whiny women, some of whom are stay-at-home wives, who have different-yet-similar skill sets, all get together and have insanely implausible adventures. Recently, they team up and kill a guy.

9/9/2012 . Edited 9/9/2012 #15
Myrddin le Fay

Once upon a time

(@Kinshula: how did you get Doctor Who from that?)

Robots turning into cars, planes, trucks, and even telephone booths.

9/9/2012 #16
Myrddin le Fay


9/9/2012 #17

Transformers. Mine was Desperate Housewives up there.

A yellow-colored American family wacky adventures and stay the same age forever and ever.

9/9/2012 #18

Barnie! Oh, no the Simpsons.

A red haired guy with an over sized sword slices and hacks demons named hollows (hint it's an anime)

9/9/2012 #19
Myrddin le Fay

*rolls eyes* Bleach. By the way my one that you said was Doctor Who was Evagelion.

Not Doctor Who, and not Torchwood, but connected.

9/9/2012 . Edited 9/9/2012 #20

I see....

Glarghhh, curse my lack of TV knowledge. um... Oh, i got it The Sarah Jane Adventures (I may have used wikipedia.... *coughs*)


A whole bunch of high school singers sing pop. songs with their chorus teacher

9/9/2012 #21


Not Buffy, but connected.

9/9/2012 . Edited 9/9/2012 #22
Myrddin le Fay


A 10 year old boy gets a job as a teacher at a all girls junior high school, to pass a test to become a full mage (they're not magic when he starts). His students are all bat shit crazy. Ones a ninja, another a princess, and then a samurai, and plenty of other nutters like an immortal 10 year old girl and a robot. He kisses each of them to give them each awesome powers by 'lucky dip' they have three cards each, a dud, cosplay, and rare.

9/9/2012 #23

I know this One!!!!

It's Mahou Sensei Negima!


An anthropologist works for the FBI with a totally hot partner who's last name sound like a restaurant seat.

9/9/2012 #24


A supposedly French British officer leads his expeditionary spaceship throughout the final frontier. Meanwhile, Klingons quote Shakespeare and androids are awesome.

EDIT: Lol, awkward. Sorry Myrddin. Hate it when this happens

9/9/2012 . Edited 9/9/2012 #25
Myrddin le Fay


A guy dresses up in armour and was caught by the angry green eyed monster.

9/9/2012 #26
Myrddin le Fay

The Next Generation (and curse TV for distracting me!)

They get lost after travelling through a giant hole in space and get pulled 75,000 light years from home!

9/9/2012 #27

MFJ: Star trek

MYdrrin: You lost me...

EDIT: We did it again!

9/9/2012 . Edited 9/9/2012 #28
Myrddin le Fay

The first was Avengers, and the second Voyager. (and the Next Generation is Star Trek. Star Trek Star Trek is a completely different show).

Stars that chick from Buffy and American Pie, Willow, and she has a Canadian best friend, she's now married with a kid, and they have a best friend who narrates the story, and another who in real life is gay but in this he's a straight player.

9/9/2012 . Edited 9/9/2012 #29
Robert Strand

Veronica Mars?

Mine was 30 Rock

three neighborhood friends think of ideas to get money in order to purchase a hard candy that they enjoy.

9/9/2012 #30
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