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lacihparg
ME: Are you even listening?

FRIEND: Yes... no... I don't know... maybe?

11/11/2007 #151
Josh Spicer
White Pandera: Are you thinking of, cheating?

Manny: No! Of coure not! Maybe! A little!

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Host: Welcome to Jeopardy.

Jack: Fruits for 200.

Host: These big fruits are seen on many female celebraties, Vampirella, Elvira, and most recently, Lindsay Lohan.

A beep is heard.

Host: Yes K-Fed.

K-Fed: Uh, What are melons? Uh, Dirty Jack-offs for 1000.

Host: This horrid rapper was married to a bald chick that can't sing, doesn't know how to use a condom, is an Enimem rip-off, and is a *beep*sucker, mother*beep*, sleezy *beep*, low down son of a *beep*, *beep* head, and not a very nice guy.

K-Fed: Son of a bitch.

11/12/2007 #152
Find A Way to Delete Accounts
Me: So where you going?

Sister: Oh, you know.

Me: No I don't. If I knew I wouldn't have asked where you were going.

Sister: Welllll, to tell you the truth, I was going to go out with some friends of mine. So why did you want to know?

Me: Oh, you know.

[Actual conversation between me and my sister when she was really trying to go to some drinking party.]

11/12/2007 #153
I am the Queen of Darkness
I made James/reamis-kun blush, and this is what he said when I flipped about making him blush XD

I'm just trying to find a place to store my blood. Doing some site tests. The face seems good. *Shifty eyes*

11/14/2007 #154
Uhm. its me Vee
haha XD

I got one!

CarMax Commercial: We'll ship your ships.

CarMax Commercial [guy2]: You'll ship my ships?

My mom: It sounds like they're saying 'We'll ship your shit'

11/14/2007 #155
I am the Queen of Darkness
nice.
11/14/2007 #156
Uhm. its me Vee
I forgot I posted here XP
11/14/2007 #157
I am the Queen of Darkness
lol

X3

11/14/2007 #158
I am the Queen of Darkness
lol
11/14/2007 #159
SnipersBane
Ace Ventura trying to open his door

Landlord comes up behind him, creepy voice. "Veeeentuuuurraaaa...."

"Yes Satan?"

Turns around

"Oh, i'm sorry sir. I thought you were someone else."

Really funny if you ever see it.

11/20/2007 #160
Blood Jacket
"The only thing worse than not being able to trust someone, is not being able to be trusted."

M.O.

"The nine scariest words in the world, are 'I'm from the government, and I'm here to help.'

Ronald Reagan

Submarine Quotes-

"Much like protective circuits, coffee is vital to the safe

operation of the reactor plant and the submarine."

"The guys on a submarine that have over a quarter of a million

dollars worth of training each make the best "paint team," not because

of higher levels of training, or greater intelligence; its just mindless

work that is not nuclear power, which is awesome."

"The conversations held on board submarines, regarding the

theories of human mentality and nature, and intellectual debates of

theism versus naturalism, as well as hypothetical discussions of

situational behavior should never be reveled to the general public,

because the general public doesn't understand 3 knots to nowhere for 5

weeks straight with no other contact with the outside world."

"Air conditioning in the engine room is a gift from God, because

when it gets turned off, it gets hot as hell back here."

"I wonder if by accelerate you're life the Navy really means

shorten your life span."

11/20/2007 #161
I am the Queen of Darkness
;-; DAVIIIID!
11/21/2007 #162
I am the Queen of Darkness
this isn't a quote, but it's a funny/stupid video i juss put up on youtube. I really put it up so I could put it on my facebook~lol!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=vkhIztJoSn0

11/21/2007 #163
pingu-warrior 12/14/2007 #164
pingu-warrior 12/14/2007 #165
pingu-warrior
(something that cheered me up)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LucfKdukf10

I'm a little man, also evil, also into cats....also into cats..

12/21/2007 #166
pingu-warrior 12/24/2007 #167
pingu-warrior
Travis: "I better get some gas."

(Long pause)

Jenna: "That's a good idea."

Travis: "We need gas."

Tessa: I'm NOT Carmilla!

The General: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Travis: "Get this stake out of me! It's the only one we've got left!"

Jenny: "Oh no....I got my period."

Female Officer: "You got any engine fluid?"

Tessa: "You broke my fuckin' tooth, man!"

The General: "Well that makes us even... You broke my fuckin' C-gar!

12/28/2007 #168
PhantomInvader
Buffy: Where were you?! 5 words or less.

Spike: Out. For. a. Walk. Bitch.

12/29/2007 #169
Josh Spicer
Fat-Man: Maybe you should-

Jules Winnfield: Shut the fuck up fat-man this ain't none of your god-damn business!

1/2/2008 #170
SnipersBane
I...feel like I've seen this before...*backs away*
1/2/2008 #171
Josh Spicer
Pulp Fiction, good movie, full of profanity, but really good.
1/3/2008 #172
mergirl007
The probability that you are being watched is proportional to the stupidity of your actions. -anonymous

When life gives you lemons, throw it back and hope the juice gets in their eyes. -anonymous

Skirts should be like essays: long enough to cover the topic, but short enough to make it interesting. -anonymous

1/5/2008 #173
pingu-warrior
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZnWX0itv-C8

Alice's coming out story lol

1/11/2008 #174
Missy-Dedodakes
I hear voices in my head and they don't like you- Edward Cullen (I think)
1/11/2008 . Edited 1/11/2008 #175
Josh Spicer
Some of my favorite lines from a Series Finale on Disney, most of you may know it.

"Whoa, that's a big light."

"Oh, complain complain, you know when life gives you lemons-"

"I complain about the lemons!"

"My greatest plan ever."

"To save the world?"

"Do not make me say those words!"

"Oh, am I the only one that saw this coming!"

1/13/2008 #176
pingu-warrior
I've just did this test and it turns out that I'm a chibi seme *evil grin* This is what it said:

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to really bring out your aggressive side and expose you for the seme that you are

This is the website if you want to find out if you are a seme or an uke

http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/testgen/4856/

1/17/2008 #177
Milikania
My favorite quote is from a dead basketball coach- The only mystery in life is why the Kamikazes wore helmets.
2/7/2008 #178
YourLovableSlacker
Just some random quotes i saw online...

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

-- W.C. Fields

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

2/7/2008 . Edited 2/7/2008 #179
YourLovableSlacker
if you guys like funny quotes, check out bash.org
2/7/2008 #180
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