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I didn't know where else to put it so I just made a new thread. Hopefully, Crims'll put her speech in too...

So. I'd like to thank all those who voted for me. I guess I was able to make a good impression as a favorable mod to you guys or I just got lucky. Either way, the ol' ego's swelling like the chest of a prepubescent girl entering puberty. Though I promise it won't go far...probably only as far as a B cup, the size of Mex's boobs. So yeah. Really, thanks a lot. I appreciate your votes and you'll surely receive a bonus on your paychecks. Those who didn't vote for me...well, I know what you did last summer and it wasn't pretty so watch your backs because I'm on to you. ;)

Anyways, I just want to say a few things about the nature of the relationship between me and you guys. I'm the Big Boss Applesauce which basically means I'm your overlord and you all do as I say. Everyone is invited to this playground, even the quacks from LSD, the emos from TD, and whatever other weirdos from another forum (not as if we're not weirdos, I'll be the first one to admit that). However, everyone has to grow some balls (preferably steel ones) and not be all whiny here because that totally sucks the fun out of things. We're here to have fun and some kickass friendships. Got that? Good.

Anyways, a hearty congratulations to Crims. I know she'll rock the position of a mod. But I'm mostly glad that she's around because if something goes wrong, I'd at least have someone to take the blame. ;) So thank you Crims! And thank you folks! This is your Queen saying, "Kids, the future's gonna be a bright one."

Over and out.

8/20/2009 #1

Is this where we're allowed to suck up to the new higher mod-deities?

Dimi, you're looking positively ravishing today.

8/20/2009 #2

Dimi, you're looking positively ravishing today.

Only today? For shame! She looks fantastic everyday!

8/20/2009 #3
Miss Shad

Congrats, Dimi (starts mindlessly humming "Hail To The Chief")

8/20/2009 . Edited 8/20/2009 #4

Only today? For shame! She looks fantastic everday!

But today she has a spiffy new gold badge next to her name. Double points.

8/20/2009 #5
Kiseki Lin

Just stopping by to say congrats to Dimi and Crimsy. :D

8/20/2009 #6

But today she has a spiffy new gold badge next to her name. Double points.

So she, impossibly enough, looks more fantastic.

Okay. :D

8/20/2009 #7

So she, impossibly enough, looks more fantastic.

Are you attempting to kiss more ass than me? ;)

8/20/2009 #8
Vesper Core

Are you attempting to kiss more ass than me? ;)That's my job, damn it. ;)

8/20/2009 #9

Sorry, I would have put this sooner, had I not been so absorbed with the sheer awesomeness that is Super Paper Mario. |3;

Uhm, I don't come flouncing anything like underage breasts or nutsacks of steel (well, maybe a couple of sparkly, rainbow dildos and some glowsticks, but nothing too obscene, I assure you!) but I do have a huge and truly sincere thank you to all of those who were kind enough to put their vote in for me. Really, call it dumb, but it makes me feel good that a decent percentage, if not most of you, by this point, of you all trust me enough to an important responsibility like this. And I make absolutely no claim that I will be a perfect mod-- in fact, I may seriously screw up once or twice, but I will try my absolute hardest to remedy whatever problems come here in a way everyone can be happy with. Of course, I''ll have my beautiful granddaughter in charge too (why, it seems like just yesterday you were slave driving your fellow classmates in kindergarten! Oh, you make Grandma so proud, Dimi dear. ♥ And by the way, if you get to be Big Boss Applesauce, I'm calling dibs on the title Big Brother.) so when she's not accusing me of accidentally deleting the current chat thread, she'll be there to help me. :D

And uh, that's it, really. :D;

(tl;dr: omg you guys are awesome, thank you and ilu all! D:)

8/20/2009 #10
Rising Dusk

the emos from TD


I'm an emo kid, non-comforming as can be,

You'd be non-comforming too, if you looked just like me,

I wear paint on my nails and makeup on my face,

I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs~

...Congrats to the new mods. :D

8/20/2009 #11

Are you attempting to kiss more ass than me? ;)

Darling, I don't have to try. XD

That's my job, damn it. ;)

Too bad. :D

8/20/2009 #12
Ariadne Eire Cerridwyn

Congratulations to Dimi and Crims!

8/20/2009 #13
Bethany C. MacKenzie

Congratulations, guys~♥

8/21/2009 #14
Vesper Core

Too bad. :DEvery dog has its day. I'll have mine soon enough. ;)

Kudos to Cimi and Drimsy! I know you two will be superb mods.

8/21/2009 . Edited 8/21/2009 #15

Thanks to all once again and Crimsy, even though you're old and frail, I just love your spunky attitude. That was one sexy speech. ;)

Anywho, since all speeches have been made and whatnot, I'll just unpin this thing. Future mods can use this thread again for their inauguration speeches.

8/21/2009 #16

Using my short three minutes online....

Ahem, can we have the new mod give his speech? *hands the microphone over to Pirate*

9/21/2010 #17
The Pirate on Wheels


-one inauguration speech


9/21/2010 #18
Vesper Core

It better have Rock Lee/Might Guy quotes in it, good sir!

9/21/2010 #19
The Pirate on Wheels

Are there any more requests for my challenge speech?

9/21/2010 #20

Don't forget to thank the "little" people.

9/21/2010 #21

Talk like a pirate.

9/21/2010 #22
Obelisk of Light

Congrats, Pirate! :)

9/21/2010 #23

Congratulationissimo, Pirato.

9/22/2010 #24


We are still awaiting your speech. your teleprompter broken?

3/15/2011 #25
The Pirate on Wheels

We don't have Vesper. I can't write a speech without Vesper.

3/15/2011 #26


3/15/2011 #27
The Pirate on Wheels

He's my apprentice, and the only one who will appreciate my Naruto jokes.

He also won't show up, which makes him a fine excuse.

3/15/2011 . Edited 3/15/2011 #28

By the time you make a speech, we might end up having to start elections again.

3/27/2011 #29

Still waiting for that speech. I think we may have to have a recall election.

6/21/2011 #30
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