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This is a fairly self-explanatory game: make up wild, baseless lies about the poster above you - but try to be humorous rather than mean. ^_^

9/16/2010 #1

Lia is going to name her firstborn after me.

9/16/2010 #2

Lia is really a heavy-weight wrestler. Her favourite move involves holding someone upside down with their head in between her legs. Her catch phrase is Your-Cognito!, something she says often before moving into her favourite - and signature - move.


Leigh is so into completing the drabble challenge that she often writes drabbles in meetings, leading to hilarious cover-ups after being asked 'what are you doing?' or 'can I copy your notes? You seemed to have a lot.'

9/16/2010 . Edited 9/16/2010 #3

Leigh is currently translating the Qur'an into Klingon.

Sarah is a mild-mannered student by day and a nefarious megalomaniac eye-patch wearing mastermind plotting world domination through the training of cats by night.

9/16/2010 #4

Lia is currently decorating her bedroom in the style of a French boudoir to help release her inner tart.

9/16/2010 . Edited 9/16/2010 #5

Sarah makes out with her Edward Cullen poster every night before bed.

In the mornings, she makes out with her Jacob Black one.

9/16/2010 #6

Leigh breaks out in song and dance when people hand her pepperonis.

9/16/2010 #7

Ann is prejudiced against all races, especially gnomes.

9/16/2010 . Edited 9/16/2010 #8

Lia is a gnome.

9/16/2010 #9

Jessica has a third arm.

9/16/2010 #10

Ann has cupcakes for eyes. D:

9/16/2010 #11

Jessica is the Lindbergh baby!

9/16/2010 #12

Lia is the old man who lives by the sea.

9/16/2010 #13

Ann has built a defensive wall around herself, made out of tin foil and paper bags.

9/16/2010 #14

Lia has a cyborg dog that ruins all her shoes by peeing oil on them.

9/16/2010 #15

Ann is the chief priestess of a select cult known only for their obsessions with gouda cheese and standard poodles.

9/16/2010 #16

Leigh secretly owns three cats, and she loves them all equally (and a lot).

9/16/2010 . Edited 9/16/2010 #17

Jayde doesn't get enough sleep because of the pea her brother hid under her mattress. :D

9/16/2010 #18

Amaya has someone beta all her posts.

9/17/2010 #19
starlit skyes

Megan likes to soak in honey and belly dance in front of hungry bears when she's bored.

9/17/2010 #20

Starlit takes pleasure in waxing the hair off the rear of all the gorillas she has over for her afternoon tea party in her room.

9/17/2010 #21
starlit skyes

Zanie performs an intricately choreographed tribal dance dressed only in banana peels to the sound of people burping.

9/17/2010 #22

At public bathrooms, Starlit likes to mush around an almond Crunch bar in her hand, stick the chocolate-covered hand under the gap between stalls, and say to the person next to her, "Do you have any toilet paper? I ran out."

9/17/2010 . Edited 9/17/2010 #23
starlit skyes

Zanie has a secret fetish for chimpanzee porn.

She stays up all night watching monkeys have foursomes, moaning softly to herself.

9/17/2010 #24

Starlit gets off on the fact that someone shares her passion for chimpanzee porn - fortunately no one has yet to collect more chimp porn paraphernalia than her.

9/17/2010 #25

Haz is a teetotaler.

9/17/2010 #26

Leigh does the work of three men: Larry, Curly, and Moe.

9/17/2010 #27

Lia has Lucius Malfoy tied up in her basement.

9/17/2010 #28

Leigh runs around yelling "Cookie Monster" every single day at 2:31 PM.

9/17/2010 #29

Ann wears a purple sequined evening gown when she moonlights as a wedding singer.

9/17/2010 #30
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