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Fear Die Rothaarige

He's this guy who got a job from his older brother and then refused to leave. And they couldn't make him, because he knew everything about everybody.

... Still no idea who that is...

6/26/2010 #2,161
Thranduil Oropherion Redux

... Still no idea who that is...

J. Edgar Hoover, head of the FBI for like . . . forever.

6/26/2010 #2,162
The Eisenhower and The Nixon

... Still no idea who that is...

It's no matter he has quite a dossier on you.

6/26/2010 #2,163
Fear Die Rothaarige

J. Edgar Hoover, head of the FBI for like . . . forever.

Thanks for explaining..

Note to self: Pay attention in Social Studies more often.

6/26/2010 #2,164
The Eisenhower and The Nixon

That's a valid inquiry. Indeed... how do you drink when you are incorporeal? :P

We drink "spirits" of course.

6/26/2010 #2,165
Olorime

Isn't it like spirit anthropophagy? I thought only Catholics indulged in that :D

6/26/2010 #2,166
The Eisenhower and The Nixon

Isn't it like spirit anthropophagy? I thought only Catholics indulged in that :D

Were we on speaking terms with the Kennedys we would ask them. Alas...

6/26/2010 #2,167
Olorime

So who is the meanie head Ike or Dick?

6/26/2010 #2,168
The Eisenhower and The Nixon

So who is the meanie head Ike or Dick?

Ike was liked and Dick was... aptly named.

6/26/2010 #2,169
Olorime

Ermm, I think that's subjective. It depends if you fell into the "us" or "them" category. If you were "them" you were royally screwed.

6/26/2010 #2,170
The Eisenhower and The Nixon

If you were "them" you were royally screwed.

The Nixon denies his rumored three way with George Windsor and Wallis Simpson.

6/26/2010 #2,171
Olorime

The Nixon denies his rumored three way with George Windsor and Wallis Simpson.

Now that's a mind boggling picture. EWWWWWw

All three of them were UGLY

6/26/2010 #2,172
The Eisenhower and The Nixon

All three of them were UGLY

The Nixon would like to remind you that he was also sweaty. He is happy to report this is no longer a problem.

6/26/2010 #2,173
Olorime

Did he discover antiperspirant in heaven?

6/26/2010 #2,174
The Eisenhower and The Nixon

Did he discover antiperspirant in heaven?

No The Nixon still sweats but since he is no longer running for reelection it is not a problem.

6/26/2010 #2,175
Olorime

How does Ike stand the smell?

*pinches nose*

6/26/2010 #2,176
The Eisenhower and The Nixon

Compared to Attilla the Hun The Nixon is not that bad.

6/26/2010 #2,177
Olorime

Attilla the Hun was a Barbarian. The smell comes with the territory

:D

6/26/2010 #2,178
militaryhistory

Try being around my dad after he's been hiking.

6/27/2010 #2,179
Muse with Wings

The Nixon denies his rumored three way with George Windsor and Wallis Simpson.

Now THAT'S an image I won't soon forget XD I went MIA for a few days, but it's nice to meet all of you :)

6/28/2010 #2,180
Thranduil Oropherion Redux

Now THAT'S an image I won't soon forget XD

Wallis Simpson had several Tijuana Bibles devoted to her exploits. I guarantee -- they were unforgettable. LOL

6/28/2010 #2,181
Olorime

Now THAT'S an image I won't soon forget XD I went MIA for a few days, but it's nice to meet all of you :)

Hey there!!

How do you do?

6/28/2010 #2,182
Muse with Wings

Wallis Simpson had several Tijuana Bibles devoted to her exploits. I guarantee -- they were unforgettable. LOL

I must admit, I am a little curious now...

Hey there!! How do you do?

I'm good, thanks! It's been a busy weekend. How has everything been?

6/28/2010 #2,183
Thranduil Oropherion Redux

I must admit, I am a little curious now...

You're 18, right? This is not the best collection I've ever seen, but it will give you an idea: http://tijuanabibles.org/cgi-bin/hazel.cgi?action=home (This link will lead to nothing X-rated, but the links from that page will, be advised.) Just scroll down to 'Wally and the Pageboy'.

My favorite Tijuana Bible involved Major Hoople. Funny as hell. I have one in a book of Tarzan and Jane, which is actually some beautiful erotic art. Quality varied.

6/28/2010 #2,184
NellGwynne

Name: Nell. (Yes, after the Mistress of King Charles II.) We have a lot in common... Apparently.

Age: 18.

Interests: Politics, travelling, reading FF, attempting to write FF, languages, cultural expeditions, music and literature.

Fandom(s): Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter... Among others.

Location: England.

Why at FFN: I believe it has the greatest selection of FF. I suppose, it could do with an update or two, *hint hint*, but apart from that, it's genius.

Why on This Forum?: It was recommended to me by NiRi of; 'Amid the Boughs of Eryn Lasgalen There Was a Talan' and it seems to be a good community of Tolkien lovers and the like.

Hello everyone. *waves at all in the room*

7/2/2010 #2,185
militaryhistory

Warning, there are not just Tolkien freaks here.

7/2/2010 #2,186
AltearazCreator

Right you are. There's also regular freaks like me. My hat has its own raincoat.

7/2/2010 #2,187
Thranduil Oropherion Redux

And now let me extend the official welcome to Nell!

Not only are we interested in LOTR here, we're interested in the craft of writing.

Why at FFN: I believe it has the greatest selection of FF. I suppose, it could do with an update or two, *hint hint*, but apart from that, it's genius.

Gah -- bite your tongue! Every time FFN introduces an 'improvement' it screws things up even worse. There's one thing I'd like -- the ability to use italics and such in reviews and PMs. Other than that, leave it alone.

7/3/2010 #2,188
militaryhistory

Indeed.

7/3/2010 #2,189
Aislynn Crowdaughter

There's one thing I'd like -- the ability to use italics and such in reviews and PMs. Other than that, leave it alone.

Or quotations in reviews. And public review replies would be nice, too - with the option to choose if they should go as a pm or public.

There are such possibilities at some other archives, and I like them.

7/3/2010 #2,190
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