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Thranduil Oropherion Redux

That would be three years, then, He gets them in live journal, too. ^^

Four! Check out the photo in Lizard Council! ROFLMAO!!!!

7/11/2010 #151
Quite Contrary Mary

Happy Birthday Randy!! I'm sorry I missed it too! :) *hugs*

7/11/2010 #152
Thranduil Oropherion Redux

Thank you, Avery!

{{{hugs back}}}

7/12/2010 #153
Virtuella

Happy birthday to Gogol!

9/7/2010 #154
Clodia

Happy birthday, Gogol! When do you start learning how to drive? :'D

9/8/2010 #155
Olorime

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOGOL!!!!

9/8/2010 #156
Morthoron

Salutations on the day you were hatched, Gogol.

9/8/2010 #157
Gwenneth Tinuiel

Happy Birthday!!! :D

How old are you?

9/8/2010 #158
hixto

*clears throat and sings*

You come on like a dream

Like trout almondine

Our own calimari kid

You're sixteen

You're slimy

And you're squid

Happiest of birthdays Gogol! *hands glass of sparkling grape juice to each tentacle*

9/8/2010 #159
Aislynn Crowdaughter

Adding my voice to the chorus: Happy birthday, Gogol! ;)

(I will not sing, though - I would not want you to flee).

9/8/2010 #160
Thranduil Oropherion Redux

You're sixteen

You're slimy

And you're squid

Dammit, Iggy, you're a tough act to follow. So I will simply wish many joyous returns to our resident preternatural genius child.

Happy birthday, Gogol!

9/8/2010 #161
AltearazCreator

Happy birthday!

9/8/2010 #162
militaryhistory

Happy birthday.

9/8/2010 #163
Hamfast Gamgee

Happy birthday, Gogol!

9/8/2010 #164
Gogol

You will have to excuse any spelling errors I make in this message, because, you see, it is difficult to type when one is weeping hot tears over the beauty of a poem-- no, the poem-- and dedicated to her and her only, no less.

The tentacles don't help, either. Marvelously flexible, of course, but they just don't make the letters big enough.

*wipes slime and saline off keyboard*

Thank you all. And especially Inez, who is the best and most considerate repeated kidnapper a cephalopod could ask for.

9/8/2010 #165
hixto

You will have to excuse any spelling errors I make in this message, because, you see, it is difficult to type when one is weeping hot tears over the beauty of a poem-- no, the poem-- and dedicated to her and her only, no less.

*beams* I hope you had a fun birthday celebration.

Thank you all. And especially Inez, who is the best and most considerate repeated kidnapper a cephalopod could ask for.

Aw, you make a great vict... er, guest too. *puts a little treasure chest and diver in my fish tank for the next time I abduct you*

9/8/2010 #166
Gogol

The Official fun birthday celebration is scheduled for Saturday, buuuut I just ate enough jelly beans to fill a healthily sized slice of cake and later we may watch some incomprehensible French film, so all in all I would call the day a win, yes.

Ooh, can I get some coconut shells, too?

9/8/2010 #167
hixto

The Official fun birthday celebration is scheduled for Saturday, buuuut I just ate enough jelly beans to fill a healthily sized slice of cake and later we may watch some incomprehensible French film, so all in all I would call the day a win, yes.

So what's on tap for Saturday?

And any day with an incomprehensible French film is always a win!

Ooh, can I get some coconut shells, too?

No, but you can have a Mounds bar with a candle in it.

9/8/2010 #168
Gogol

I plan to beat everyone I hold dear at Scrabble.

And: my thoughts exactly. :'D

No, but you can have a Mounds bar with a candle in it.

...hmph. I suppose that will do. How will you keep the candle lit underwater?

9/8/2010 #169
hixto

I plan to beat everyone I hold dear at Scrabble.

I'll bet I could beat you at Scrabble. What's your best one word score ever?

...hmph. I suppose that will do. How will you keep the candle lit underwater?

The same way Esther Williams emerged from an MGM water tank surrounded by lit sparklers, run the film backward.

9/8/2010 #170
Gogol

~90 points, I think.

The same way Esther Williams emerged from an MGM water tank surrounded by lit sparklers, run the film backward.

...gosh!

9/8/2010 #171
hixto

~90 points, I think.

Crap.

...gosh!

There is little Esther Williams was incapable of. lol

9/8/2010 #172
Gogol

Is Esther Williams also going to show up in my aquarium?

9/8/2010 #173
hixto

Is Esther Williams also going to show up in my aquarium?

She lives there. I kidnapped her years ago.

*glares at tank* "Keep swimming Esther, I'm not sufficiently entertained!"

9/8/2010 #174
Gogol

*arranges to wander off unprotected into the woods a little sooner than she had previously planned, omg*

9/8/2010 #175
hixto

*arranges to wander off unprotected into the woods a little sooner than she had previously planned, omg*

*sets clever trap in woods consisting of a big screen tv showing an incomprehensible French film*

9/8/2010 #176
Gogol

*settles down to watch* (ESTHER HERE I COME)

9/8/2010 #177
hixto

*settles down to watch* (ESTHER HERE I COME)

*nets you, drags you to fish tank and plops you in... to the tank adjacent to Esther where you can look upon her but not interact as she swims synchronistically for my amusement*

9/8/2010 #178
Gogol

*criesssssssssssssss*

9/8/2010 #179
hixto

*criesssssssssssssss*

Good, that will keep the water nice and salty.

*Esther dives from 30 foot trapeze into tank with her brow furrowed in concentration and a forced smile*

9/8/2010 #180
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