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Thranduil Oropherion Redux

Here's a brand new one for when you fill up the old one. Don't use it until then. :)

1/7/2010 . Edited 11/25/2010 #1
Clodia

HA. I think I won.

Uh.

:'D

1/7/2010 #2
Thranduil Oropherion Redux

You sure did -- last word and first.

1/7/2010 #3
Aislynn Crowdaughter

Don't use it until then. :)

I think that warning just became obsolete. ^^

1/7/2010 #4
Clodia

*tangles tentacles smugly*

1/7/2010 #5
Gwenneth Tinuiel

Hi guys.

Darn I wanted last post on that thread too. :( I got first post.

1/7/2010 #6
hixto

The sticky dragon is for the urchin. Everyone else, hands off.

1/7/2010 #7
Clodia

*SMUGS MOAR*

(As the urchin would say)

1/7/2010 #8
hixto

Man, I post elsewhere and a new thread is started and the coveted urchin is gone.

Where's the dragon?

1/7/2010 #9
Clodia

OH. I see. You have a sticky fake dragon?

What's it made out of? I mean, just out of curiosity. I'm sure it must be a very clever and cunning piece of work.

1/7/2010 #10
hixto

Hi Kat! I'm here, I'm here.

You'll come to the dark side with me won't you?

*SMUGS MOAR*

(As the urchin would say)

I'll get you and your urchin too! *smugs supervillainly*

1/7/2010 #11
hixto

What's it made out of? I mean, just out of curiosity. I'm sure it must be a very clever and cunning piece of work.

Shh! It's animatronic latex but looks just like the real thing.

*hangs sign that says "Dragon Rides 5 Cents" next to it*

1/7/2010 #12
Gwenneth Tinuiel

Hey Iggy!

You'll come to the dark side with me won't you?

I think so. Do I get a cool name, good health plan with dental, and a cape??

1/7/2010 #13
Aislynn Crowdaughter

Do I get a cool name, good health plan with dental, and a cape??

I think the usual health plan includes even automatic lungs and a cool black shiny uniform.

1/7/2010 #14
hixto

I think so. Do I get a cool name, good health plan with dental, and a cape??

The dental is so so and there is no health plan, you fall behind or screw up and I have to kill you, it's part of the code.

The capes are killer nice though.

1/7/2010 #15
hixto

I think the usual health plan includes even automatic lungs and a cool black shiny uniform.

Sure, automatic lungs if I screw up and remove yours accidentally.

1/7/2010 #16
Clodia

*Real Dragon is somewhat unamused, destroys sticky-dragon with a blast of icy dragon-breath, seizes urchin and wings her way back to Sue*

I think so. Do I get a cool name, good health plan with dental, and a cape??

What Aislynn said. Also, your inner evilitude is henceforth obvious to all and you cannot complain about finding yourself on the receiving end of Sue's fuschia laser eyes.

And don't pass any bad news up the chain. Villains don't like hearing that sort of thing.

1/7/2010 #17
Gwenneth Tinuiel

Hmmm... *ways options= cape vs. not death by Sue*

1/7/2010 #18
Aislynn Crowdaughter

The dental is so so and there is no health plan, you fall behind or screw up and I have to kill you, it's part of the code.

The capes are killer nice though.

Bah! Supervillains these days! Even Anakin Skywalker got better conditions!

*shakes head* So much for the benefits of falling to the Dark Side.

1/7/2010 #19
Aislynn Crowdaughter

And I have to leave, I fear. It's close to two a.m., down here, and I need at least *some* sleep, at times.

Good night, everybody! *waves*

1/7/2010 #20
Clodia

If you ask me, the capes are overrated.

Also, I too must sleep. I look forward to finding out whether Kat's signed on as a Minion in the morning!

1/7/2010 #21
hixto

Night Aislynn! *waves*

*Real Dragon is somewhat unamused, destroys sticky-dragon with a blast of icy dragon-breath, seizes urchin and wings her way back to Sue*

Your urchin will one day succumb to one of my many glue traps, I assure you.

Also, your inner evilitude is henceforth obvious to all and you cannot complain about finding yourself on the receiving end of Sue's fuschia laser eyes.

Lots of people want to be evil, they just don't have the motivation. lol

And don't pass any bad news up the chain. Villains don't like hearing that sort of thing.

No bad news. Villains don't take bad news well.

Hmmm... *ways options= cape vs. not death by Sue*

The cape is red. *entices*

1/7/2010 #22
hixto

Also, I too must sleep. I look forward to finding out whether Kat's signed on as a Minion in the morning!

Night too, Clodia.

*sits in a pile of sticky objects awaiting Kat's decision*

1/7/2010 #23
Gwenneth Tinuiel

Oh well. Let's just go for it. Sign me up as a Minion Iggy. *evil laugh*

1/7/2010 #24
hixto

Oh well. Let's just go for it. Sign me up as a Minion Iggy. *evil laugh*

You look so stunning in red. *drapes cape and aranges it just so*

Also, here's a glue trap, see if you can go capture that eyebeam fuchsia haired/eyed Sue.

1/7/2010 #25
Gogol

*lurches in after trials and tribulation involving a cell phone*

1/7/2010 #26
Gwenneth Tinuiel

You look so stunning in red. *drapes cape and aranges it just so*

Why thank you Inez.

*takes trap but is unsure about where to put it*

1/7/2010 #27
Gogol

You definitely shouldn't put it in her dragon-saddle.

1/7/2010 #28
hixto

*lurches in after trials and tribulation involving a cell phone*

Told you I'd get you. Mwahahaha!

Why thank you Inez.

*takes trap but is unsure about where to put it*

I'd suggest the Sue's bed. That's where she seems to have gone. lol

1/7/2010 #29
Gogol

Mr. Clodia is hardly equivalent to the Sue.

And the cell phone was certainly not your doing.

I...

I think.

1/7/2010 #30
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