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Gogol

Yes. Yes, indeed. Anyway, I should be safe so long as I hide, I was always the one who spotted the offending specimens who were more discreetly placed on, say, the underside of a rose leaf, or some such.

*ISN'T, thinks you should learn from her excellent example*

3/16/2010 #2,971
Clodia

That's all right, then. How do you plan to turn back?

*contemplates*

*eating chips*

*supposes she has probably shared with enough of the library to spare you after all*

3/16/2010 #2,972
Gogol

Transmogrifier!

*YES, my classmates feel the same way*

3/16/2010 #2,973
Clodia

Is there a button?

*appreciates, is back on the dark chocolate, offers some*

3/16/2010 #2,974
Gogol

A dial, actually. To choose what I want to be turned into.

*TAKES*

3/16/2010 #2,975
Clodia

...

What do you want to be turned into?

Apart from, "not a slug".

3/16/2010 #2,976
Olorime

Can I have a go?

Please!

3/16/2010 #2,977
Clodia

If you can wrest the dial away from Gogol!

3/16/2010 #2,978
Olorime

*lures Gogol in with shinny things and cuddly giraffes*

Come here you little sweet, slimy thing. :)

3/16/2010 #2,979
Gogol

*FLEES YOUR FREAKISHLY AMIABLE SMILE*

3/16/2010 #2,980
Clodia

*into this here box?*

3/16/2010 #2,981
Olorime

*catches Gogol between fingers*

Not fast enough.

Here let me spin that dial!

3/16/2010 #2,982
Gogol

NOOOOOooooooo

3/16/2010 #2,983
Clodia

But.

You want to spin a dial on a machine that will turn you into some unspecified creature?

A machine provided by Gogol?

Is this wise?

3/16/2010 #2,984
Olorime

Oh..

*Releases Gogol into Clodia's box*

I thought I was going to turn Gogol into something. I was thinking of a blonde cherub in piggy tails.

3/16/2010 #2,985
Clodia

That's quite a scary idea, really.

*waters Gogol considerately*

3/16/2010 #2,986
Olorime

I am rather devious

*preens herself*

3/16/2010 #2,987
Gogol

noooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

3/16/2010 #2,988
Clodia

Why are you 'noooOOOO'ing now? You're safe in the box in slug shape with your dial. No blonde pigtails or anything.

3/16/2010 #2,989
Gogol

Yeah, but I had to process the mental image, didn't I. DIDN'T I.

3/16/2010 #2,990
Clodia

Oh.

Did you?

You mean you don't have mental barriers up?

*replaces it in your head with the image of a silvery dragonet with blue eyes and sharp little teeth*

3/16/2010 #2,991
Gogol

*appreciates this replacement hugely*

3/16/2010 #2,992
Clodia

*contemplates what else she might insert thus into your head*

...

:)

3/16/2010 #2,993
Gogol

...

D8

*flattens against the back of the box*

3/16/2010 #2,994
Clodia

*snerk*

*points to dial, wonders what your next shape will be*

3/16/2010 #2,995
Olorime

*sulks*

Let me add a nice sparkly saddle to the dragonette :D

3/16/2010 #2,996
Clodia

Let me add a nice sparkly saddle to the dragonette :D

Well.

I suppose it's big enough to carry a Barbie?

3/16/2010 #2,997
Olorime

Oh plenty big. :D

I want to put ribbons on the Dragon's scaly ears.

3/16/2010 #2,998
Gogol

*wishes she had more in the way of muscle to break a hole in the wall with*

3/16/2010 #2,999
Clodia

Maybe you'd better spin the dial and hope for something big.

3/16/2010 . Edited 3/16/2010 #3,000
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