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Thranduil Oropherion Redux

Proposed by Alassante, it goes like this:

I know a fun forum game. The 'destroy a wish' game. :) You can post wishing for anything and the next poster grants your wish but gives you the consequences as well. For example - if you wish you were taller, someone would come along and say 'I grant your wish but after you grow taller, you start growing sideways as well.' etc.

This could be fun. I'll start the ball rolling by wishing I had a million dollars. Go ahead -- make me miserable. LOL

3/8/2010 #1
AliKat7

I'll start the ball rolling by wishing I had a million dollars. Go ahead -- make me miserable. LOLWish granted!

But you fall through a worm hole and end up in Angband right before the War of the Wrath. Melkor doesn't take US dollars...

I wish I could take a nap for a day or two.

3/8/2010 #2
Olorime

Your wish is granted Alassante, but you have to dream of Tom Bombadill's awful poetry.

I wish I could sing Madama Butterfly at the Met and win a standing ovation.

3/8/2010 #3
Thranduil Oropherion Redux

Your wish is granted. They stand -- then they turn and walk out.

I wish I had a new computer.

3/8/2010 #4
Olorime

Wish Granted!

Only it is loaded with Vista as an OS. Mwaahahahahaha :D

Edit: I wish I were as beautiful as Eva Green

3/8/2010 . Edited 3/8/2010 #5
AliKat7

Wish granted. But you have to sell your soul to do so. :)

I wish it was time to go home from work now!

3/8/2010 #6
Olorime

Wish granted

But you found a waterpipe has burst and your den is flooded.

I wish I could speak Arabic fluently

3/8/2010 #7
Aislynn Crowdaughter

I wish I could speak Arabic fluently

Whish granted! But you end up in a harem, needing to wear a burka if you want to step out.

I wish I would have more free time to write.

3/8/2010 #8
Gogol

Wish granted: you are able to more efficiently use your free time, filling every second with words, and stretching out the minutes to fit whole pages, but your physical abilities lag behind your brand new mental ones, and your hands fall off.

I wish my wish would not be granted.

3/8/2010 . Edited 3/8/2010 #9
militaryhistory

You will never be able to make any kind of wish. Ever. Then a genie comes along and promises you three wishes that will not result in anyone, including yourself, come to harm.

I wish I was more task-oriented.

3/8/2010 #10
Olorime

I wish I was more task-oriented.

Wish Granted, but you are turned into a Task Oriented Democrat working for Gay Rights :P (Sorry, couldn't resist..)

I wish I owned a house in Falmouth, Cornwall.

3/8/2010 . Edited 3/8/2010 #11
militaryhistory

Your house is transported back to the days of the Vikings

I wish I could actually write.

3/8/2010 #12
AltearazCreator

Wish granted.

Everything you write is compared to Twilight!

*totally had to jump on that*

I wish I had a car.

3/8/2010 #13
militaryhistory

It's a Yugo.

I wish Twilight did not exist.

3/8/2010 #14
Olorime

Wish granted!

But then Anne Rice writes another Sleeping Beauty sort of series. EeK!!

I wish I could write wonderful erotica.

3/8/2010 . Edited 3/8/2010 #15
AltearazCreator

Granted. But now you has creepy stalkers!

I wish I had conquered the world that one time.

3/8/2010 #16
Virtuella

Granted. But then you'd have to chair every single committee meeting on the planet.

I wish fairies came and tidied up my house.

3/8/2010 #17
Olorime

Granted, but after a while they want wages, pension a health plan and sundays off.

I wish I could read people's minds.

3/8/2010 . Edited 3/8/2010 #18
AltearazCreator

Granted, but then you'd be able to read mine.

I wish I could control the weather.

3/8/2010 #19
Olorime

Wish granted, but then I would be able to control you and tell you what to do.

I wish I could actually spell today. Why didn't anybody tell me?

3/8/2010 #20
hixto

I wish I could actually spell today.Wish granted. But all you can spell is "today". Everything else looks like this: njhr8wliq5l`olnofwbgzlwoq

I wish I had unlimited free time.

3/9/2010 #21
Olorime

Wish granted

But you spend all your free time listening to me. Oh, you already do that. Nevermind.. You spend all your free time watching "Fight Club"

I wish I could speak French fluently

3/9/2010 . Edited 3/9/2010 #22
Gwenneth Tinuiel

You going to wish for something Olorime? Cause I certainly will if you don't.

3/9/2010 #23
Gwenneth Tinuiel

Never mind... *looks like an idiot*

Wish granted, but you have to speak French all the time, but live in Ecuador.

I wish for a good night's sleep. (i'm an insomniac)

3/9/2010 #24
Olorime

I wish for a good night's sleep. (i'm an insomniac)

Wish granted, but you have to dream of Stephen King's It every time you fall asleep. :D

I wish for a big, nice, thick blunt to smoke (I'm a pothead)

3/9/2010 #25
Thranduil Oropherion Redux

I wish for a big, nice, thick blunt to smoke (I'm a pothead)

Wish granted. And then you realize you don't have a match. You ask someone for a light and he turns out to be a narc.

I wish I had a new hardwood floor in my living room.

3/9/2010 #26
Aislynn Crowdaughter

I wish I had a new hardwood floor in my living room.

Wish granted. But then it gets eaten by termites.

I wish I had five million Euros to spend at will.

3/9/2010 #27
hixto

I wish I had five million Euros to spend at will.

You spend it at Will then he runs off with another woman, leaving you penniless.

I wish I could write like Tolkien.

3/9/2010 #28
Clodia

I wish I could write like Tolkien.

Wish granted! Christopher Tolkien and The Estate sue your socks off.

I wish I wasn't ill.

3/9/2010 #29
Olorime

Wish granted

But everything comes out like his Tom Bombadil's poetry.

I wish I could write like Hemingway.

3/9/2010 #30
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