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Olorime

Ah Morth, you were too late. She has agreed to send me the leotards already.

I am prettier and South American. :P

12/19/2010 #61
Morthoron

Ah Morth, you were too late. She has agreed to send me the leotards already.

I am prettier and South American. :P

So much the better. Send me yours and hers when you're done with them.

12/19/2010 #62
hixto

Or...ummm...queen.

*Ducks quickly*

*stiletto heel bounces off wall behind you*

12/19/2010 #63
Virtuella

I am prettier

You've seen pictures of Morth? He's one blooming handsome bloke.

12/19/2010 #64
Morthoron

Oooh! That would've left a mark!

12/19/2010 #65
Olorime

Have you seen pictures of me?

I am one hot South American lady. :P

LOL

P.S. Hopes people realize that my solipsism is not as bad as it seems on the Internet.

12/19/2010 #66
Morthoron

You've seen pictures of Morth? He's one blooming handsome bloke.

Yes, but my portrait up in the attic is absolutely hideous.

And thank you. It's good to know I've sold my soul for a purpose. ;P

12/19/2010 #67
Virtuella

my portrait up in the attic is absolutely hideous

Aye, right.

12/19/2010 #68
hixto

So much the better. Send me yours and hers when you're done with them.

If you're having a used clothing drive I'm sure I have a couple of old jock straps around here. lol

Oooh! That would've left a mark!

Hell hath no fury like a drag queen...

Come to think of it there's no fill in the blank. Hell just hath no fury like a drag queen.

12/19/2010 #69
Just a Wili

No, you have to send him your tutu. For the next twelve days.

But... but... according to the song, *you* were the one giving Morth a tutu!

Don't worry, though: I have a pink tutu as my avi now (it will take a while to show, but it's a beautiful pink Sugarplum Fairy tutu).

12/19/2010 #70
Just a Wili

Unwashed, preferably.

Ummm...did I say that out loud?

*Curses broken internal monologue*

LOL

Morth, you're shameless!

12/19/2010 #71
Thranduil Oropherion Redux

P.S. Hopes people realize that my solipsism is not as bad as it seems on the Internet.

*wants to see pictures of Viv's solipsism*

12/19/2010 #72
Morthoron

but it's a beautiful pink Sugarplum Fairy tutu.

Then that should go to Iggy. He'd look better in it.

*Ducks again*

Morth, you're shameless!

Yes. Yes I am. Would you hold that against me? A little to the left. Now lower.

12/19/2010 #73
Olorime

*wants to see pictures of Viv's solipsism*

I am afraid you'll be scarred for life. Ask Iggy.

LOL!

12/19/2010 #74
Just a Wili

Would you hold that against me? A little to the left. Now lower.

Gaaaaah, I didn't see that one coming!!!

12/19/2010 #75
Morthoron

Gaaaaah, I didn't see that one coming!!!

Must stop myself...Must control urge to pun....Must be mature....

Phew.

*Considers*

Oh, what the hell...

Gaaaaah, I didn't see that one coming!!!

You will, my dear, you will!

*Loathes his immaturity*

12/19/2010 #76
Virtuella

*Averts eyes*

12/19/2010 #77
Just a Wili

Must stop myself...Must control urge to pun....Must be mature....

Morth, Morth... I knew you would make a pun with that apparently innocuous verb. I'm an yaoi writer, remember? :)

12/19/2010 #78
Morthoron

I knew you would make a pun with that apparently innocuous verb.

My dear, there are no innocuous verbs. I can deflower any and all.

12/19/2010 #79
Just a Wili

My dear, there are no innocuous verbs. I can deflower any and all.

And that's why I love you! ;)

12/19/2010 #80
Morthoron

And that's why I love you! ;)

Would that be innocuous love, or the type that needs inoculations?

Sorry. I've had too much coffee today. But this batch is just so exceptionally good!

12/19/2010 #81
Just a Wili

Would that be innocuous love, or the type that needs inoculations?

Sorry. I've had too much coffee today. But this batch is just so exceptionally good!

Innocent, innoxious, but inordinate love. And see what you did? I had to look at a dictionary to keep with the alliterations!

12/19/2010 #82
hixto

Then that should go to Iggy. He'd look better in it.

*Ducks again*

No need this time. I look great in a tutu. *shows off*

*Averts eyes*

If you do that, you'll never see it coming. lol

12/19/2010 #83
Just a Wili

Had to look *in* a dictionary. It's getting late and my brain started skipping.

12/19/2010 #84
Olorime

Well Vivi, you can look at the direction of a dictionary, but in order to look up words you will look "in" the dictionary.

So, given the context it was wrong, but grammatically it was right.

12/19/2010 . Edited 12/19/2010 #85
Morthoron

Innocent, innoxious, but inordinate love. And see what you did? I had to look at a dictionary to keep with the alliterations!

Indubitably, my ineffable inamorata.

12/19/2010 #86
Just a Wili

And since I've repeated vowels, it's "assonances", not alliterations. *sighs*

That's it, guys, I'm going to bed. (pun away! hehehe)

12/19/2010 #87
Ataokoloinona

Meh, whoever this person is: They don't Kelvin bashing in this forum. If they did I would have left a long time ago. They just take the mickey out of him like Virtuella said.

I'll take your word for it. :)

What I saw was this poem that is supposed to be a sort of apology for something and then instead of focusing on that Kelvin gets dragged into it and frustrations are vented. And that comment about him not having a soul bothered me a bit as well. But if you say it's all a joke then I'll accept that. I'm sure I'll get a better feel for the humor vibes in this forum as time goes by. :)

And in respect of this forum, its amazing members, and this wonderful thread, I won't ask Ata what are her thoughts on yaoi.

I've read yaoi, I've even read believable and, as far as I can tell, realistic yaoi. I've even read yaoi and liked it.

It's not the kind of reading material I actively search out to read but I'm not averse to it either. And, as with music, if you send me a link to something I'll read it. As long as, you know, it doesn't bug up my computer or is purposefully geared towards being obscene. I try to avoid that kind of sensationalism in my media choices.

Cheers. ;)

12/19/2010 #88
Thranduil Oropherion Redux

But if you say it's all a joke then I'll accept that. I'm sure I'll get a better feel for the humor vibes in this forum as time goes by.

I like my humor like I like my coffee -- black.

12/19/2010 #89
Ataokoloinona

I like my humor like I like my coffee -- black.

I like my humor like I like my unicorns: sparkly and vanilla scented. :P

12/19/2010 #90
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