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Lord Kelvin

Typo thread!

Post misspellings, typos, irregularities and written bits that make you laugh, frown, cry or any combination of them. If your post is an inside joke, just add some back story so that we could all enjoy it.

"Cat fur sail!"

"The arch angel is exactly 180 degrees."

"My lucky penis lost."

"These wrestlers where, Shawn Michaels,Tipple H, Chris ,Jericho and Eddie Guerrero,The Final wrestler was a newcomer who was being trained under by them and his."

3/27/2010 #1
Bitter Sea Light

'"Jake can I sleep with you I'm scarred" she whispered.'

...I laughed. :P

3/27/2010 . Edited 3/27/2010 #2

"He was just stairing at the high starecase."

That HAS to be intentional...

3/27/2010 #3

He...VOMITED on the other pink lizard? What the fuck? Link me, pl0x.

3/27/2010 #4

"He smiled then rested his head down so his chin touched the smooth chili rock."

As opposed to the chunky chili rock. Now with extra meat!

3/27/2010 #5
Lambent Penumbra

'OC,OOC, and Cannon Couples!'

3/29/2010 #6
Lambent Penumbra

'I don't think I can write a dipresing story.'

...Think again, dear one.

3/29/2010 #7

Cannon Couples!'


3/29/2010 #8

"I rolled his eyes."

- Unaltered line from the original version of the prologue of my debut story. I got a betareader after that.

3/29/2010 #9
Lambent Penumbra

"theres nufin wrong wiv wat i wrote"

3/29/2010 #10
Lambent Penumbra


3/30/2010 #11
Lambent Penumbra

"Tank u 4 reading, plz review!"

3/30/2010 #12

"Ur speling neds som wrok..."

3/30/2010 #13

we have 2 unleesh out imaginastion OKKK!!!!!!?????!?!?!?!?!?!?

3/30/2010 #14

43s ago . Edited 2s ago #4,908 Reply Mod Edit . Report Abuse . Ban User . Delete Post .« Into.

I Know Right?

Sorry, couldn't exist.

The thing is, this time he actually agrees with me and most other people of that forum. So, I'm not entirely sure.

DXXX Faillll.

3/30/2010 #15

"Then POOP! He shot up throught the ceiling and disappeared!"

- "The Kurse of Kitty Kismet"...which, in case anyone's interested and hasn't seen it yet, is probably the best trollfic inspired by "My Immortal" in a long time. And I was, like, the third reviewer. Someday, that shit will make me famous.

3/31/2010 #16
Lambent Penumbra

"Short I know, I wanted to write the dare in here, but I thought this would funnier and I haven't updared in awhile to I didn't want to keep you all to wait tomorrow."

...How lucky are we for not having made to wait until tomorrow?

4/2/2010 #17
Lambent Penumbra

'H ewas a great god.'

From Greek to great.

4/2/2010 #18
Lambent Penumbra

"What the Fuck," Edward screeched

Someone finally had enough balls to make him into a dudette.

This sentence never ends~

4/2/2010 #19

"and we will get suck in"

That's definitely what she said.

4/2/2010 #20

"You seem to making a lot of grammar error..."

Yeppur. Could you please stop talking to yourself?

4/2/2010 #21
Lambent Penumbra

yay 4 inteligence.

Too bad this one didn't have it.

4/3/2010 #22
Lambent Penumbra

"Why did you invite your X" Rosalie asked.

Yeah, why not Y?

4/3/2010 #23
Lambent Penumbra

"Danm" Emmmett muttered "how'd you know."

At first, I thought that it was just a typo.

It occurred several times.

4/3/2010 #24

"Cynder, here I cum."

Corny enough for Nebraska? I say yes.

4/3/2010 #25


4/8/2010 #26
Scarlet Embers


(thedudeman, the story in which that quote is from made my eyes bleed.)

4/8/2010 #27
Corrupted Lament

"is there any chance that she will warm up Edward Cullen?"

Preheat oven at exactly three hundred degrees Fahrenheit.

4/9/2010 #28
Creation of Pokerus

Don't you just hate it when people write in text in their fics?

4/9/2010 #29
Corrupted Lament

"what do you get when you plus a crazy mind too much sugar craziness at the crack of dawn? A very funny random twilight alphabet"

Your math skills have failed you. -nod-

4/9/2010 #30
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