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Lord Kelvin

Meet Boris the FFN cat.

He's a naughty critter that makes stuff happen to you both on and off the site.

Tell us what Boris did to you or your friends before he does it again!

11/15/2010 #1
Lord Kelvin

Boris made the weather bad, so now I can't take out the trash.

11/15/2010 #2
Lord Kelvin

Boris didn't let me do homework because I had to watch him stalk my fish.

11/15/2010 #3
Bitter Sea Light

Boris likes to chew on my electricity despite the consequences.

11/15/2010 #4

Boris ate my press release form so now I can't appear on TV. Fuck.

11/15/2010 #5

Boris killed a rat, stealing the thunder from my kitty.

11/15/2010 #6
Lord Kelvin

Boris got mad and made Murphy's law better.

11/16/2010 #7
Lord Kelvin

Boris did it for the lulz.

11/16/2010 #8

A pot noodle and a mint hot chocolate appeared next to me in the library. Who did it?


11/16/2010 #9
Madame Apathy

Boris said the w word(walkies) to my dog and made him hyper. :P

11/16/2010 #10

Boris has ruined my Photoshop files...which are due for tommorow.

Someone get me a shotgun. Right now.

11/16/2010 #11
Sextuple Covalent Mo2 Bond

Boris got the shotgun of Seoul's choice, fully loaded.

11/17/2010 #12
Aeous tout la Debonair

Boris robbed the First National Bank of Mousonia.

He then got high with the proceeds.

11/17/2010 . Edited 11/17/2010 #13
Bitter Sea Light

Boris spilled the admin's coffee again... :(

11/18/2010 #14

"We are unable to process your request right now and we apologize for this brief inconvenience."

Dang you to heck, Boris!

11/18/2010 #15
Lord Kelvin

Boris gave Ireland a deficit bigger than Mongolia's GDP.

11/18/2010 #16
Lord Kelvin

Boris ruined all statistics in Lithuania, made them irrational and samey like peas in cabbage.

11/18/2010 #17

Boris made the weather extremely hot today.

11/18/2010 #18
Lord Kelvin

Boris scratched Maria's electricity, so it ran away.

He also doesn't let me see Harry Potter...

11/19/2010 #19
Bitter Sea Light

At home, yes. As for the second part...wuahah. B3

11/19/2010 #20
Kingdom Hearts 3D rocks

Boris made Twilight popular for the lulz.

11/22/2010 #21

Boris made me oversleep and miss my lectures again. Damn you, Boris. Damn you.

11/24/2010 #22
Lord Kelvin

Boris laughed at George.

I helped.

11/24/2010 #23

I told Boris that Kelvin planned to clear his name of all crimes.

Boris bit Kelvin.

11/24/2010 #24
Kingdom Hearts 3D rocks

Boris made me get a runny nose.

11/24/2010 #25

Boris put a wolf spider on my phone.

11/24/2010 #26
Kingdom Hearts 3D rocks

Boris helped me squash a spider last night.

11/24/2010 #27

Boris got me to dance at a Russian party.

11/24/2010 #28
Bitter Sea Light


11/25/2010 #29
Lord Kelvin

Boris is glitching up posts and tarding up the place.

11/25/2010 #30
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