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Lord Kelvin

Boris put Australia on every news channel.

This is stupid! Did other countries die or something?

1/13/2011 #61
Lord Kelvin

Boris blackmailed the admins into adding an accented "e" in "Pokemon" to crash the site in the process.

Successful Boris is successful.

1/20/2011 #62
Tallz Is De Langste Ster

Boris stole my sandwich.

2/7/2011 #63

Boris has spawned two identical threads.

...No wait, that was AD. Well, Boris made him do it.

2/9/2011 #64
I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God

The site gives me an error message when I try to edit a post on this account, saying that I need to wait two days before I'm allowed to make forum posts. I can post all I want anywhere...I just can't edit.

Boris has something to do with this, I'm sure.

2/9/2011 #65
A Tengu Reporter

Boris made my school's website crash for a good one hour. Just to mess up an enrollment procedure.

2/12/2011 #66
This Faerie Is Not Here

Boris broke the sub-pump in my house, causing the basement to flood with contaminated water.

2/18/2011 . Edited 2/18/2011 #67

D: .. Mattress surfing, perhaps?

2/18/2011 #68
A Tengu Reporter

Boris screwed up my internet so badly the only site I could browse is this one. Tsk...

2/19/2011 . Edited 2/19/2011 #69
bigger infinities

Boris got The Ballad of Mona Lisa by Panic! At the Disco stuck in my head, and is now forcing me to tell everyone about it.

E: He also snuck on to my computer and changed my background to his picture. 0.0

3/4/2011 . Edited 3/4/2011 #70
Bitter Sea Light

Boris eated my posts? Dammit, FFN, feed your cat every once in a while with proper kitty food! DX

4/9/2011 #71

Boris is ruining the login feature, the forums, and the reviews!

Damn you, Boris. I shall have my vengeance.

4/11/2011 #72

Boris ate my motherboard, and then spat her back out for me to clean up

4/19/2011 #73
O. Gallan Rager

Boris screwed my internet connection silly and moved onto the next network.

4/24/2011 #74

Boris spilled a big jar of India Ink all over my desk. I bet he likes black, because many of my possessions are now that colour, including all of my assignments for this week. Black on black. Hn.

4/24/2011 #75

Boris has consumed my ability to deal with college work.

-waves a stick at Boris-

4/24/2011 #76

Boris must be screwing with my connection, because I can't receive text messages via IM well anymore, and my pages keep timing out.

4/25/2011 #77
Lord Kelvin

Boris gave me last posts in 12 threads in a row.

7/8/2011 #78

And then Boris started to chase away bees. :D

7/8/2011 #79
Lord Kelvin

Boris will be donating fur to the wig factory for this.

7/8/2011 #80

Boris informed Animal Welfare And Rights Entity about this threat.

7/8/2011 #81
A Tengu Reporter

Boris looked shock at all the lulz he's been doing without realizing it. (And I want my popcorn back!)

7/10/2011 #82
Double Dee Dee

Boris made me feel guilty for eating so much Chinese food today.


But, it taste so FUCKING GOOD. -drools-

7/11/2011 #83
Ten ways to spoil dinner

Boris made it impossible for me to meet a Lapras in this game D: I hate you, Boris!

8/5/2011 #84
Elizabeth Burke

Boris made me want to post here and shrink the string of Ten posts.

8/6/2011 #85
A Tengu Reporter

Boris made me do it too. And he's keeping me from sleeping. *nod*

8/6/2011 #86

Boris made me stay up late and sleep in until two in the afternoon.

8/30/2011 #87
Sputnik Writer

Boris killed the Goddamned hedgehog that is dead in my back garden!

8/30/2011 #88

Boris made everyone argue on the complaint thread D:

8/30/2011 #89

love ur pic, but have know idea who u r or what ru talken bout.

10/7/2011 #90
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