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Kokoyumi

So, like, if any future marriages are to occur, they will go hear. Any people not following this directive from the Council of the Supreme Soviets will suffer. Severely.

So, like, don't do it in the Chat anymore, mmkay? Bad things will happen.

Like "I have a bad feeling about this" level of bad things. So, yeah. Have at it.

2/23/2011 #1
Ataokoloinona

So, like, if any future marriages are to occur, they will go hear.

Liek, "hear hear". :P

-Applauds-

2/24/2011 . Edited 2/24/2011 #2
piewacket

I OBJECT!

:D

2/24/2011 #3
Onyx Gallan

Damn. That is pretty good.

2/24/2011 #4
wach

*humming Wedding March*

3/12/2011 #5
N. Harmonik

*sing-song voice* Oh Amy Rose...

3/12/2011 #6
swinging from saturn

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the joyful (and pretty damn unhealthy) union between Her Whoreness, Pasta, and the forum, the Literate Union [no, this does not include those who do not wish to be married (to her)]. Their joyfulness has spread, and since this false narrator seems incapable of using a thesaurus, has become redundant in joyfulness.

"She has realized how nice the forum is, and wants to spend her young days in remembrance . . . nah, she just wants to be an attention whore, to be honest.

"Now, are there any objections?"

4/21/2011 . Edited 4/21/2011 #7
Ten ways to spoil dinner

I object!

Because someone has to :P

4/21/2011 #8
swinging from saturn

Shut your face!

4/21/2011 #9
Ten ways to spoil dinner

I suppose I have to :P I'm getting off for the night XD Gotta get up early to get my cast off ^_^

4/21/2011 #10
swinging from saturn

Aw. D: Night, Dallas.~

Be careful after your cast is off.

4/21/2011 #11
piewacket

I object!

EXCUSE ME?

I'm the official objector of the LU! :D

4/21/2011 . Edited 4/21/2011 #12
A Tengu Reporter

Meh, I'm cool as long as there's cake. :3

4/22/2011 #13
Pure Evil Breed

The cake is a lie~

4/22/2011 #14
swinging from saturn

Nevar! The cake is the truth, so long as it's chocolate!

4/22/2011 #15
Sextuple Covalent Mo2 Bond

It is delicious cake. You must eat it.

I OBJECT.

4/22/2011 #16
Ten ways to spoil dinner

I'm the official objector of the LU! :D

The early bird gets the worm BD

But the owl can get it at night.

4/22/2011 #17
swinging from saturn

JIMMY, JEALOUSY ISN'T A NICE COLOR ON YOU.

"So do you, Pasta, take LU as your lawfully wedded wife [Cause no way am I the women in this relationship] to have and to scold, for better, or for worse, until FFN shuts down due to lack of traffic?"

I do. :D

4/22/2011 . Edited 4/22/2011 #18
A Tengu Reporter

Better than no color at all!

4/22/2011 #19
swinging from saturn

Lilli, don't make me nom your popcorn. 8B

4/23/2011 #20
Onyx Gallan

Ah, marriage, what a beautiful, dangerous, schmexy, and alluring girl she can be. I can just imagine her now....Yeahhh.

4/23/2011 #21
A Tengu Reporter

Lilli, don't make me nom your popcorn. 8B

S'okay if you do. I have secret stashes anyway~

4/23/2011 #22
piewacket

So, are we going to have our very own Royal Wedding? :D

4/26/2011 #23
swinging from saturn

We should! Only, who will be the bride and groom? :K

4/27/2011 #24
A Tengu Reporter

Time to draw lots?

4/27/2011 #25
piewacket

Well, since I am a princess, it should be me. :P

4/27/2011 #26
piewacket

I, piewacket, do take thee, Prince William, to be my lawfully wedded husband.

*Quick, George, pronounce us man and wife before he regains consciousness and calls for help.*

4/27/2011 #27
mutemockingjay

Fucking hell, is Jimmy so much of a goddamn whore that we need a thread for it?

Beyond Piemom's totally valid marriage to Prince William. 8D

4/28/2011 #28
Ten ways to spoil dinner

Fucking hell, is Jimmy so much of a goddamn whore that we need a thread for it?

People didn't want the marriages taking place in the chat threads~

Plus, this is much better for keeping track of all the marriages. Which have practically stopped since this thread's conception.

4/28/2011 #29
mutemockingjay

People didn't want the marriages taking place in the chat threads~

Yeah. -nod-

However that doesn't stop him from wanting to out-whore my York, which shall never, ever happen.

Which have practically stopped since this thread's conception.

Perhaps I should change that. I think at...three husbands and two wives I need to pimp myself out a bit more.

4/28/2011 #30
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