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SeoulGamer

Too bad. Sit down and shut the hell up. This ain't a democracy.

I honestly have no witty comeback to that.

11/11/2011 #541
Sputnik Writer

Sharing is caring. I married her first. ;P

Yeah? Well I'm older than you.

11/11/2011 . Edited 11/11/2011 #542
Silver-hair Angel

Sputnik.

Do you take Maria to be your lawfully wedded kitten-- which is technically bestiality, so we need to hurry this up or we are all in serious trouble, to have and to hold, to roll around on the floor with a ball of yarn with, to claw the fuck out of each other, to drown in a clusterfuck of snuggles, kisses, and rainbows-- Jimmy does not count-- and to get old and fat with because Maria's cooking will make you rounder than the Pillsbury Doughboy in a matter of weeks?

11/11/2011 #543
Sputnik Writer

Sputnik.

Do you take Maria to be your lawfully wedded kitten-- which is technically bestiality, so we need to hurry this up or we are all in serious trouble, to have and to hold, to roll around on the floor with a ball of yarn with, to claw the fuck out of each other, to drown in a clusterfuck of snuggles, kisses, and rainbows-- Jimmy does not count-- and to get old and fat with because Maria's cooking will make you rounder than the Pillsbury Doughboy in a matter of weeks?

I do.

Jesus, that's a lot of fine print.

11/11/2011 #544
SeoulGamer

Jesus, that's a lot of fine print.

The fine print is what makes it all worthwhile. :P

11/11/2011 #545
Sputnik Writer

The fine print is what makes it all worthwhile. :P

It does? I don't generally read it, which explains why Microsoft owns my soul and Google owns my balls.

11/11/2011 #546
Bitter Sea Light

It does? I don't generally read it, which explains why Microsoft owns my soul and Google owns my balls.

And I got your heart.

B3

11/11/2011 #547
Silver-hair Angel

And Maria.

Do you take Sput--and consequently Spartan, since he is technically the Sputnik that came before the goddess hypnotized him, to be your lawfully wedded husband, despite his alcoholism, to have and to hold because he has now been reduced to putty in your hands, forever and ever for as long as your livers will allow you to live?

11/11/2011 #548
Sputnik Writer

And I got your heart.

B3

N'awww.

...

MARRY US ALREADY! I wish to take this woman in a manly fashion!

11/11/2011 #549
Bitter Sea Light

And Maria.

Do you take Sput--and consequently Spartan, since he is technically the Sputnik that came before the goddess hypnotized him, to be your lawfully wedded husband, despite his alcoholism, to have and to hold because he has now been reduced to putty in your hands, forever and ever for as long as your livers will allow you to live?

I do. :D

11/11/2011 #550
SeoulGamer

Hang on! This makes Spartan husband number 8! Er, 7.5?

11/11/2011 #551
Cerulean City

-sits quietly in the back of the Marriage Thread-

11/11/2011 #552
SeoulGamer

Hey, number 2.

11/11/2011 #553
Bitter Sea Light

Hang on! This makes Spartan husband number 8! Er, 7.5?

#6. :P Married him yesterday. 0D

11/11/2011 #554
Silver-hair Angel

Hang on! This makes Spartan husband number 8! Er, 7.5?

#6. :P Married him yesterday. 0D

Maria has the best of both worlds there.

So I now pronounce you two lovebirds man and partial!kitty-wife.

Now go forth into the world and reproduce until Maria is spayed. ;D

11/11/2011 #555
SeoulGamer

So, we'll be seeing more Chrises and Marias, I take it...

11/11/2011 #556
Sputnik Writer

Maria has the best of both worlds there.

So I now pronounce you two lovebirds man and partial!kitty-wife.

Now go forth into the world and reproduce until Maria is spayed. ;D

Oh thank God.

Now everyone avert your eyes for about thirty seconds.

11/11/2011 #557
Bitter Sea Light

Maria has the best of both worlds there.

Inorite? :D

So I now pronounce you two lovebirds man and partial!kitty-wife.

Now go forth into the world and reproduce until Maria is spayed. ;D

*snogs Chris*

Lucky #7. B3

11/11/2011 #558
Cerulean City

WHOOOOOOOOOOOO TIME FOR THE RECEPTION!

11/11/2011 #559
SeoulGamer

AND THE INEVITABLE PUB BRAWL WHEN MARIA'S OTHER FOUR HUSBANDS SHOW UP!

11/11/2011 . Edited 11/11/2011 #560
Bitter Sea Light

WHOOOOOOOOOOOO TIME FOR THE RECEPTION!

*giggles* Gotta love the support. ^-^ But yes.

BRING OUT THE BOOZE~! 8DD

And y'know, cake. 0D

11/11/2011 #561
Sputnik Writer

*snogs Chris*

Lucky #7. B3

*snogs, gropes, fumbles, gets in fight with in-laws*

11/11/2011 #562
Sputnik Writer

*giggles* Gotta love the support. ^-^ But yes.

BRING OUT THE BOOZE~! 8DD

And y'know, cake. 0D

Mainly booze.

11/11/2011 #563
Cerulean City

*giggles* Gotta love the support. ^-^ But yes.

Grrrl weddings are only good for the open bar~!

AND THE INEVITABLE PUB BRAWL WHEN MARIA'S OTHER FOUR HUSBANDS SHOW UP!

I THINK ONE OF THEM'S ME BUT I'M NOT SURE.

11/11/2011 #564
SeoulGamer

Mainly booze.

And Guinness soup for the guests!

11/11/2011 #565
Bitter Sea Light

*snogs, gropes, fumbles, gets in fight with in-laws*

Ayup, a true wedding. XD

Grrrl weddings are only good for the open bar~!

*fist!bumps* Truth, you speak it. 8DD

I THINK ONE OF THEM'S ME BUT I'M NOT SURE.

Hubby #2, you are. :3

And Guinness soup for the guests!

Wuahaahahaaa~! B3

11/11/2011 #566
Sputnik Writer

And Guinness soup for the guests!

Guinness is soup.

11/11/2011 #567
Sputnik Writer

Ayup, a true wedding. XD

Hang on. I've seen your family.

They'd eviscerate me.

11/11/2011 #568
SeoulGamer

They'd eviscerate me.

Get a job and a shave, and I'm sure they'd be cool with you.

11/11/2011 #569
Bitter Sea Light

Hang on. I've seen your family.

They'd eviscerate me.

They are very sweet people, thank you very much. D;

11/11/2011 #570
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