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Beam Katana Peony

This roleplay takes place TWO YEARS after the events of Santa Destroy.

Your character is older and has grown much stronger in their quest to become number one. But a tournament loophole has gone into effect... and now you've been demoted to Rank 51 for no genuine reason. So now you'll have to fight your way back to where you were and become #1 the old-fashioned way.

Santa Destroy has become more metropolitan; big businesses have set up here, and there are Pizza Bat restaurant chains all over the place.

Doctor Naomi is the only provider of Beam Katanas, and she only sells them for ridiculous prices.

12/22/2010 . Edited 7/15/2012 #1
Kuro Hakase

Scott appeared in the new Santa destroy. He looked thinner and much more styalized than in NMH1.

"Cool."Scott said looking at himself. Scott looked at his profile and smiled, "SWEET! I'm 21 years old now!" Scott said smiling.

12/23/2010 #2

A portal opened up next to Scott and Izzy walked out.

"Hey Scott!" said Izzy. "What's up?"

12/26/2010 #3
Kuro Hakase

"Izzy, dude!" Scott said.

"This is awesome! Our charcter models have been upgraded and a better system!" Scott exclaimed.

12/26/2010 #4

"Yeah, I know!" said Izzy excitedly, several black swords appearing around him. "I can finally use more than one of these at a time among other things."

12/27/2010 #5



Something crashed at the feet of the two characters.


The Assassin, Jay. He stood up, and dusted himself off.

"I Am NEVER pressing the Start Button again if I'm Floating in the Clouds! DX"

12/27/2010 #6

Izzy sweatdropped as he saw Jay get up. "Yeah, that's never a good idea. With games and RPs like this, you'll never know what'll happen."

12/27/2010 #7
Kuro Hakase

"Dude are you alright?" Scott asked as he sweatdropped too.

12/27/2010 #8

Jay grumbled. He stared at his now gloved hands.

"And my only playable appearance in The original NMH is a DLC....Meh! At least This time, I can wear Badass half finger gloves with my Manly 6 inch wristbands!"

He tried to think of what to do next.

"So uh...Ice Cream?"

12/27/2010 #9
Kuro Hakase

"Whoa, that sucks. We were spin off characters." Scott explained.

Scott smiled hearing ice cream, "ICE Cream!!"

12/27/2010 #10

Jay punched poor Scott in the face, directly on the cheek, dealing out a fierce blow, strengthened by his Kiai shout:


12/27/2010 #11
Kuro Hakase

Scott went flying into the building breaking the wall.

"What the hell you dick!" Scott said angrily as he arose from the rubble, "What was that for?!"

Scott was ready to draw his beam katana.

12/27/2010 #12

"MANLINESS NOT DETECTED..." Said a robotic voice behind Jay "PREPARE TO DIE, BISHONEN WIMP!"

(Good Night)

12/27/2010 . Edited 12/27/2010 #13
Kuro Hakase

"I'm not a bishoenen you Kenshiro rip off!" Scot said as he drew his beam katana.

Scott hit the switch on his beam katana and blue saber came up. Scott held the katana at the ready.


12/27/2010 #14

"What's going on here?" Izzy asked, watching the two stand off.

"Dunno, don't care," said Slim. "Just watch the fight."

12/28/2010 #15


Jay had a controller port jammed into his neck, and there was a wireless control Jack.

A Robot possessed him.

12/28/2010 #16
Kuro Hakase

Scott noticed the control port.

"I know why you're insulting me!" Scoot said running behind Jay and slashing at the port.

Scott cut the port swiftly without even toughing Jay.

Scott stopped slashing and a sign appeared behind him.

'Stylish!' the sign said.

"Just like Dante." Scott said hopping away from Jay.

12/28/2010 #17

Jay was still in Anti Bishonen mode, though not against Scott.


12/28/2010 #18
Kuro Hakase

"But we need Bishonen characters! They maintain the balance! If they go out the fangirls will destroy everything!" Scott said keeping his distance.

12/28/2010 #19

"No we don't!" Barked Jay. "All I Ask is for boys to be drawn and made properly! Not total wimps as characters either!" He shouted. "You think I only support Steroid abusing pricks?! YOU GOT ME ALL WRONG, BABY!"

He stole a school bus, and rode off into the sunset.

He had to be stopped.

12/28/2010 #20
Kuro Hakase

"Do I dare get involved?" Scott said.

Scott scratched his head, "Ah. I'll do it later, my order from beef head came in today." Scott said walking to Beef Head video.

12/28/2010 #21

A Man in a large Blue raincoat *Cough* Jay *Cough* was also purchasing something.

12/28/2010 #22
Kuro Hakase

Scott walked in to the store.

"Um, Bizarre Jelly 5 special edition for Scott." Scott said to the cashier.

12/28/2010 #23

Raincoat man appeared next to Scott.

".....My Hong Meiling DVD's?"

12/28/2010 #24
Kuro Hakase

The cashier went in the back and got the dvds.

"Yours." The cashier said handing the Box set to Scott.

"And yours." The cashier said handing the raincoat man the dvds.

12/28/2010 #25

The rain coat man nodded. He then went out side, and proceeded to beat up a bishonen behind a 7-Eleven.

12/28/2010 #26
Kuro Hakase

"Thanks." Scott said as he walked out.

Scott saw the man beating a bishonen.

"That poor bastard." Scott said as he walked to the No MOre Heroes motel.

Scott opened the door to his motel room and found a familiar face.

Scott's eyes widened seeing the white haired girl.

"No! No!" Scott said as he was dragged into the room.

(Is it okay if I bring in SHinobu?)

12/28/2010 #27

Jay sensed Scott's Aura.


He walked off, leaving the Bishonen to bleed to death.




Jay was back at the door of Room #7, his room, confused. Scott was just here?

12/28/2010 #28
Kuro Hakase

Scott was trying to get away from Shinobu's grasp.

"Moe!" Shinobu said she glomped Scott.

"Damn it! I told I wasn't going to be your model you fujiyoshi!" Scott said trying to escape.

"BUt you're so moe!" Shinobu said.

12/28/2010 #29

Jay, who had turned chibi, and was probably half as moe as scott, attempted to distract Shinobu.


12/28/2010 #30
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