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The Beast-King Beyond The Wall

tera: were are we?

8/14/2010 #1
Nepezi

BOWZA, BONZA MATES! I'll see you at the rump command making him fart! (runs off)

Phantom: no-one go down there, just stay away from his whole lower half, or Perfect will get you

8/14/2010 #2
The Beast-King Beyond The Wall

good i don't want to be relesed from bowser through his seman

tera: O_O perfect wants to-

yes

8/14/2010 #3
Nepezi

(flies past) HEY BOWSER!

Bowser: what? who said that?

ME! I'M iNSIDE YOU! BUT I'M NOT STARLOW OR MARIO OR LUIGI AND I DON'T HAVE ANY CONNECTION TO THEM!

Bowser: what do you want?

Can you go visit Madame Broque for me? I need to find something out

Phantom: (O.O) OH NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

Bowser: what's that?

those are some germs, I'll just take care of them while you go to see Madame Broque

Bowser: whatever, but you owe me

deal

Bowser: (starts walking)

Phantom: YOU CANNOT BE FUCKING SERIOUS!

I'm as serious as the day is...day-y

Phantom: YOU CAN'T SERIOUSLY EXPECT HIM TO FUCK A BLOCK!

I can control his hormones, I can make him have sex with her

Phantom: YOU CAN'T O THIS

shut up, or I'll make you her child

8/14/2010 #4
The Beast-King Beyond The Wall

fox: BOWSER DON'T GO!! HE'LL ALTER YOUR HORMONES TO MAKE YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER!!!

8/14/2010 #5
Nepezi

Bowser: what's going on down there!?

Nothing (throws fox and Phantom in the nerve cluster)

Phantom: crap

white blood cells: (drop down, surround the two with spears out)

just keep going

8/14/2010 #6
The Beast-King Beyond The Wall

fox: TRAP CARD: SAKURETSU ARMOR! activate!

white blood cells: *destryed by armor*

fox: phantom as much as i doupht it will work we must work together to stop perfect

8/14/2010 #7
Nepezi

Phantom: wait a minute, why do we even care? it will embarrass Bowser, Perfect will laugh a lot but after a while get bored and go do something else to ruin someone else's life, but it has nothing to do with us

hey guys, there's a party in Bowser's cock and you two are invited

Phantom: ...let's k9ck his ass

I WAS JOKING (runs off)

8/14/2010 #8
The Beast-King Beyond The Wall

fox: RED EYES BLACK DRAGON I SUMMON YOU!

REBD: yes?

fox: *points at fleing perfect* get him!

REBD: right! *flys after perfect*

8/14/2010 #9
Nepezi

BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON I SUMMON YOU

BEWD: what?

PROTECT NME FROM RED EYES

BEWD: whatever (destroys REBD)

thanks (lolface)

8/14/2010 #10
The Beast-King Beyond The Wall

fox: OBLISK THE TORMENTOR I SUMMON YOU DESTRY THAT BLUE EYES AND CAPTER HIM! *telapathes* phantom when oblisk destrys blue eyes lanch lightning at perfect ment to parilise him!

8/14/2010 #11
Nepezi

I use Monster Reborn to bring back Slifer the Sky Dragon from the graveyard and lay a card face down to end my turn

Phantom: what the hell? we aren't playing yugioh you moron

well,fox, what are you going to do? try and defeat me, or be a chicken (glances around then at the face down card)

8/14/2010 #12
The Beast-King Beyond The Wall

fox: none of the above! *telerports behind perfect* *holds kunai knfie to perfects neck*

8/14/2010 #13
Nepezi

(teleports to the other side of the arena that they are somehow in) MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN GO! (reveals face down card as Winged Dragon of Ra) SLIFER THEEXECUTIVE PRODUCER! HELP MGA ULTRA CHICKEN VANQUISH FOX!

Phantom: (facepalm) I don't think you're allowed to summon two god cards without any sacrifices

screw the rules I have money

Phantom: ENOUGH OF THE YGOTAS REFERENCES

8/14/2010 #14
The Beast-King Beyond The Wall

fox: *makes bowser get mega horney* *telerports perfect in to bowsers cock*

8/14/2010 #15
Nepezi

WE MUST WASTE NO TIME (teleports Bowser to Madame Broque's place) SUPER EPIC SEXY SCENE!

Several seconds later...

Bowser & Madame Broque: (making love)

put it in take it out put it in take it out

Bowser: (cums into Madame Broque)

HOORAY I'LL BE REBORN I MUST BE JESUS!

Bowser: ready for another round?

Madame Broque: oui

(teleports everyone to Bowser's cock) have fun guys (disappars)

8/14/2010 #16
The Beast-King Beyond The Wall

fox: *telerpoerts evryone to the ARK*

8/14/2010 #17
Nepezi

(reappears) I'm bored

Phantom: told ya

I think I'll turn back time and make some random scientist's life miserable

Phantom: told ya

(turns back time) say Gerald Robotnik (follows Gerald)

Phantom: fifty bucks says that's why he went insane

8/14/2010 #18
The Beast-King Beyond The Wall

fox: your on! hay look maria MARIA!

8/14/2010 #19
Nepezi

so e = mc times 2?

Gerald: no, e = mc squared

why not times two?

Gerald: because squared and doubled aare two very different things

why

Gerald:because doubled is when something is doubled which would make 2m2c and squared is where something is multiplied by itself, which makes it equal to e

why

Gerald: because that's how mathematics works

why

Gerald: because it's mathematics and that is how it was made

why

Gerald: GAH you're driving me insane

why

Gerald: BECAUSE YOU ARE INSANE

why

Gerald: I DON'T KNOW!

why

Gerald: BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING

why

Gerald: BECAUSE NO ONE KNOWS EVERYTHING

why

Gerald: BECAUSE IT'S IMOSSIBLE TO KNOW EVERYTHING

why

Gerald: BECAUSE THAT'S HOWTHE WORLD WORKS

why

Gerald: GAH!

8/14/2010 #20
The Beast-King Beyond The Wall

fox: *clicks fingers* *makes gerald sane* perfect go bother... black doom! *gives phantom money*

8/14/2010 #21
Nepezi

okay (teleports to Black Comet)

Black Doom: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

Bob

Black Doom: well, Bob, can you leave?

why

Black Doom: because I asked youto

why

B.D.: because I don't want you here

why

B.D.: because I don't like you

why

B.D.: because you're annoying

why

B.D.: because you are

why

B.D.: I don't know

why

B.D.: because I don't know everything

why

B.D.: because I am not omniscient

why

B.D.: because I am not that powerful

why

B.D.: because I don't have enough power

why

B.D.: because it's hard to gradually gain power

why

B.D.: because it takes time

why

B.d.: GOD YOU'RE ANNOYING

why

B.D.: GAH!

deja vu

8/14/2010 #22
The Beast-King Beyond The Wall

fox: maria!

8/14/2010 #23
Nepezi

maria!

Maria: yes?

do you elephant purples?

Maria: what?

8/14/2010 #24
The Beast-King Beyond The Wall

fox: maria! ignor him he'll drive you insane!

8/14/2010 #25
Nepezi

(random screaming and babling in Maria's face)

8/14/2010 #26
The Beast-King Beyond The Wall

maria: *walks over to phantom* hello i'm maria who are you?

8/15/2010 #27
Nepezi

Phantom: the name's bath, Anida Bath

Maria: Anida bath?

Phantom: (hi-fives Kai) nah, I'm Phantom

Kai: wait, I don't think those jokes have been invented yet

Phantom: good point, I'll invent them (runs off)

Kai: this should be amusing (follows Phantom)

8/15/2010 #28
The Beast-King Beyond The Wall

fox: so you have NIDS?

maria: yes :(

fox: *uses kitsun powers to heal NIDS* not anymore you don't

maria: yay!:) i'm going to tell grandad and shadow!

8/16/2010 #29
Nepezi

Alex: you do realize that now, Shadow has no purpose to live, he was made as a test for immortality to heal Maria

8/16/2010 #30
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